At the next Granby Council-Critter Meating on 9 August our council-critters will be voating to sneak in back-door zoning by telling people that they cannot live in their own building on the ground floor and no putting up a family residence atop Mayor Crooked Evil Ira Hawkins’ Toxic Waste Dump across from City Hall.
Of course back in March 2021 Crooked Ira, Senile Heifer Joyce Mann, Pig-smells-Wolf JoAnn Lamp and one of Crooked Ira’s baal-priests Charlie Clown was voting to let Barry Flint to move in five more trailers into his trailer park — and last month disallowing the Allen brothers from bringing in 13 to theirs — and in April 2021 Pfat Jackass Kelly and JoAnn Lamp was voting to try to tear down Jamie’s old hardware store. So these idiots until and unless God strikes theys dead using the ZOGvirus or the voters get tired of theys crap have a long and sordid history of destroying Granby’s History. Urban renewal not so much.
So Jamie gave her old building — which could have been renovated to form apartments behind the brick facade — to Barry Flint’s Flintville-Greater Granby Build Back Barry Better Boutique Bizness Burreau (hereafter the F-GG BB(B)BBBB). The two old buildings next door have two cars parked. The bank building isn’t likely to have renters nor is the Miner’s Museaum, the Fire Department, City Hall, the F-GG BB(B)BBBB Thrift Store or the piggery. Nor on the other side of the street is the Paki-trip, JJ’s, Crooked Ira’s Synagogue of Satan Charities, Wayne’s World Tattoo Parlor, Crooked Ira’s Toxic Waste Dump is not to be $42,000 richer with ZOGvirus fundings bringing in six trailers to sell F-GG BB(B)BBBB trinkets, then Veteran’s Park, then what used to be the Styrons, and then Bill-the-Buttlicker Barretts until he got his pelf from Allieger Martin and r.u.n.n.t.-o.f.f.t. to Carthage.
Looks like there is no valid reason to pass such nonsense unless they are scared that Wayne will set up a flophouse in his tattoo parlor. If Crooked Ira Hawkins finds his new laws incoonvenient he can have the rest of the Granby Christian Scumbag Faction council-critters pass an extra special variance for him like they did for Senile Heifer Joyce Mann in May 2017.
Lets see. Granby incorporated in 1845. Now is 2022. 177 years of council-critters and not until now was any such ordinance necessary. What next? No more clamps on one of Granby decaying water pipes than 50 per 10 ft. section since Richard Eustzler told Jim Channel he could put in one per dozen foot section back in 2014?
These criminal idiots went a scam too far with the Allieger-Martin Stormwater Sewer Scam of 2019. Next up, vote in a $10 million drinking water system so that Granby Inbreds can slurp up Sewage & Sulphur with a new straw — which will fall into decay just like the current one.
This past primary [s]election I was asking the Republican candidates about what were they going to do about Granby corruption and the inevitable decay. A few answered. And the Granby Christian Scumbag Faction didn’t grow too much.
But the best thing which could happen to the People of Granby is having the Granby municipal charter pulled, the Granby municipal police department let go, and the water, sewer, and gas utilities sold to a private company under public utility laws and have them do the work that isn’t being done now.
Then the Granby Christian Scumbag Faction could go back to theys’ Synagogues of Satan and pass ecclesiastical edicts against the inbred skanks, skankmongers, crackheads and hand out to the Boy Scouts merit badges in Sodomy & Civic Corruption and leave the rest of us benighted people not bothering to mow our lawns, living in hovels & single-wides, in peace to leave off polishing the civic turd known throughout the four-state area as “Granby”.
Granby used to be such a relaxed place to live before these native thieving inbreds, especially the Christian Scumbag Faction and the Blue-State Refugee Locusts turned the place into Gomorrah.
Hail Victory !!!
Pastor Martin “Mad Dog” Lindstedt, CJCC/AN, M.D.
Lawful Granby South Ward City Council-Critter 2020-22
Write In Candidate for US Senate
Have you watched these IDIOTIC & SILLY political ads just before the 2d August 2022 Republican primary [s]election and idly thought some [at best] PG-17 or R-Rated thots about the sort of stoooooopid crap you would REALLY like to see from these lying basstids?
Well I sure have.
I’m not allowed as an open White Soooopremicist to run on the primary ballots of the Republicucks, the Dem[on]crats, the LibberToons or the CONstipation parties in Missouri since 2008 so for the last 6 [s]election cycles I’ve had to pull a write in campaign for pub[l]ic office. Now I don’t have anything in the way of ZOGbux but I do have a wild imagination.
Why not enjoy this? The idiots and fools and crooks who want us to be stupid enough to vote for them deserve ridicule. I have a LOT of ridicule for them & theys’ weasel corps.
Let the fun begin.
Hail Victory !!!
Pastor Martin Lindstedt CJCC/AN MD (Mad Dog)
338 Rabbit Track Road (Mailbox next to The Hippo’s)
P.O. Box 666 (For those of you not superstitious but with memory problems)
Granby Missouri 64844
(Will accept small denomination ZOGbux)
Subsequently disabled on Granby UnCensored
This is a recording of the Granby City Pub[l]ic Meating cooncerning Travis and Rodney Allen of Stark City (small village of Eastern Newton County Missouri) having bought the Waterloo Court street Mobile Home Trailer Park which was set up with 20+ slots wanting to buy factory seconds and used houses and refurbishing 13 of them to out in the doubled lots.
Most Granby trailer parks were established late 1980s upon Barry Flint outlawing the private use of mobile homes and setting up his own trailer park having outlawed by legistreason poor people with children setting up their own affordable housing arrangements. Previous to ex-Mayor Barry Flint and the Council-Criminals outlawing single-wides and used double-wides the preferred method of housing was either to buy a hovel and fix it up enough to live in or to buy a used single-wide for a few thousand, pay $500-1000 to move it to the lot and thus not have to pay Barry Flint $300-400 per month for the great privilege of living in Granby. To enfarce these rules for the perpetuation of racketeering it was necessary to remove fat old Dewey Beaver as the elected town marshal who would not enfarce Barry Flint’s crap and create an animal Granby Police Force who would enforce these laws and corruption. The Granby Police Force became the haven for the dregs of the police profession and thus the basis for Granby decline.
These brothers already have seven or eight trailer parks, one in Diamond, of around 100 units total. They are prudently running their business of establishing mid-range rentals by rebuilding trailer houses to where they are livable to families starting out. The trailer park was flooded in the Great Gum Springs Granby Deluge of 2017 which flood water rose from the swollen dry creek to 4-5 ft crest. So much so that an old trailer made according to the manufacturer’s plate in 1953 was gutted and on its side. Back in 1994 in my first run for pub[l]ic office I went there to get Hancock II signatures and the place was full of families mowing the grass and barbequeing.
However, Bobbi White and her husband Steve, a former city council-critter with a pathological hatred of “trailer-trash” living in their native habitat, and their son Brandon have gotten 25 petitioners living in NorthEastern Granby in the flatlands next to the trailer park to sign a petition for the Granby City Council-Criminals running theys’ racketeering scheme to deny the brothers their rehabilitation project.
Looking at the 35 minute video one can tell that they have no problem with Barry Flint cutting a deal with Mayor Crooked Evil Awful Ass-Clown Ira Hawkins (Christian-Scumbag & Baal-Priest) to bring in five more trailers to Barry Flint’s trailer park a half-mile or so away. Other than the fact that because Crooked Ira, Council-Criminals Senile Heifer Joyce Mann and JoAnn Lamp, and two others signed on just before the April 2021 municipal [s]election might change things. Initially Brandon seen the proof of racketeering and said to his mother Bobbi something to the effect that “It’s all over, they can’t deny Travis & Rodney their permit if they let Barry move some more trailers in. Which is why Bobbi interrupts myself given that Granby municipal ordinances mean nothing legally given that those who make up all these rules don’t follow them theysselfs.
This is why Crooked Ira didn’t let me speak over 40 seconds with interruption because the “municipal ordinances” dodge falls apart when it is shown that these “rules” are enfarced selectively. If Barry Flint can move five more trailers into his mobile home park why can’t the Allens move 13 refurbished trailers to their 20+ lot trailer park to double-lot their park? After all, rather than spend money on a new trailer park infrastructure civic costs of functioning sewer and water connections, is it not better to simply improve that which already exists and is functional with no need for future survey? And the land at Waterloo Court was a flood plain since well before Granby was platted in 1845, the park was formed in the late 1980s, and before the second set of municipal ordinances made for Barry Flint’s benefit was passed in 1996. Putting duplexes on that property won’t make it any less of a flood plain.
The cumplaints by Bobbi White and her family are nothing more than the demand that private property ought to be run by an extremely corrupt mayor & city council to suit their notions of “proper growth.” If you don’t like Granby the way it is do what almost all of the young people and outlanders who too late find out about Granby and move to where the population is less inbred and the goats who prey upon the Granby sheep less rapacious and corrupt.
Granby is really nothing more than a civil racketeering scheme run by coonected City Council-Criminals enfarced by Granby Piglice over a bunch of inbred Granby-Tards.
Where oh where are you Eric Schmidt, Mo Atty General?
Pastor Martin Lindstedt
PO Box 666 Granby Missouri 64844
Due to not feeling well and not having the ZOGbux for gas for the first time I did not attend.
The Granby Council-Critters have the problem in that due to cutbacks in other government agencies — Region M Waste Disposal and East Newton Special Fire District — the salaries cut to Joe Guin and Tim Murphy will have to be made up by Granby funds. And while T-Rampageifer Gamble was shown the road a few cans short of a Milwaukee Worst’s 12-pack of the extra special job his pal and previous mayor Crooked Evil Awful Ass-Clown Ira Hawkins had made expressly for him without the knowledge & coonsent of the rest of the council-critters the $35-38K salary should spread well between Tim Murphy and Joe Guinn.
The thang to know about Granby City council-criminals is that they are not honest men and women and they are devoid of any principle other than using theys’ office to steal for theysselfs and theys’ friends and family. This is why Granby never gets ahead. Theys’ only plan is to beg the state and federal government for sewer and water and other civic improvements by showing all the pore Granby Inbreds who either can’t or won’t leave the dumping ground of Newton County by showing how the bottom twenty-five percenters live and begging them through grants to pay off 75-90% of the proposed improvements from which they will line theys’ pockets. As like Africa, Granby ALWAYS wins. So these little thieves beg the bigger thieves on the political local state and federal food-chain for the ZOGbux. Whatever the Big Political Pimp-Daddy or Mamma-san says goes and they must take it like the least bitch on the prison yard a plain packet of chicken-flavored ramen.
So they had the numbers plugged in last meating but need to know how the butt-licking at Region M and East Newton fire District went, turn the crank, and see what the crap-sausage looks like. This should be done within a half-hour. Doubtless like in the past 20 years they will not be video recording or doing live streams so that is how it goes.
Since it is hot and humid and since my brother Pighook the Mother-Killer took me to the mailbox to check my mail yesterday, then what of it? I’ll request a listing of the City employees and how much they make later. City Council-Critter Meatings coonsist of the council-critters deciding in advance what to do and at the last minute putting in the facts thus making buying of council-criminal packets only 50% effective. They give to Chadifer Sexton Meercat #3 Heyworthless of the Newton County Fake Douche a free council-criminal packet and then if any questions remain then a private coonference with the Mayor to go ass-3-mouf and Chadifer will publish what himself as a press agent decides to publish.
I decided to simply stay home for this farce. I’ll find out the figures — or so they say — eventually.
Hail Victory !!!
Pastor Martin Lindstedt
Former elected legitimate South Ward City Council-Critter (2020-22)
Write-in Candidate for US Senate
Seen by 1
(With apologies to the soul of William Shakespear)
“Out, out, brief candle. Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.
Macbeth after he hears of Lady Macbeth’s death, in Act 5, scene 5, lines 16–27.
Granby is lawyering up.
Most of the time you see the same old people. Sometimes like the Dec. 2021 Council-Critter Meating literally there were a total of nine people. The four council-critters and Mayor Crooked Evil Awful Ass-Clown Ira Hawkins. A pig from the Granby Pig-lice State making sure that no “free speech” will take place from the usual suspect who causes more trouble than the other 2000 Granby Inbreds coonbined. Fattt Lawna Price the Granby City Clerk a.k.a. The She-Mayoress / Crooked Ira’s Brain. Chadifer Sexton-Meercat #3 Heyworth(less) the Editard of the Newton County Fake-Douche and the Granby Piglice State Presstitute. Jim Channel and his cell phone on Facebook as opposed to a porn site. And me and my video-camera, the Sony Digicam #2, having misplaced the first battered piglice & council-critter riot cam. The rest of the Granby Inbred Tards not wanting anything from the Granby Council-Critters/Criminals prudently stayed home. In short, a political free-fire zone in which I am not allowed counter-battery fire.
So the night’s agenda was set up to allow a competent-looking lawyer (as opposed to the lawyer-clowns like Jared Thomas or Diane Paragon whose function is to screw over the Granby Inbred Tards or some out-of-towners caught up in a speed trap. in the ca$h-register municipal kort) with a few inches of tightly stacked legal files to have the closed legal session put first in the new business so that this expensive lawyer could get on with it.
This looks like it will be something which co$ts Granby and has a real trial. Not just the same old crooked crap which can be pushed upder the rug or something which can be solved by a mass shooting by Granby Inbred Tard. Perhaps Ms. Piggy’s lawsuit from the Failed Ms Piggy / Box-Wine Wedgie Tard Thanksgiving coup of 2020 is about to hit showtime. There was some mentioning about Jim Channel’s sundry thievery and Facebook pimping later, but it doesn’t arise to the level of having the insurance lawyer cum down from Kansas City like the jew lawyer Brian Todd Goldstein on Sunshine Act Enforcement Action #1 back in 2018. Jim Channel’s thievery is usually ignored then lied about when Jamie Arnall bitches about it like thieving off the walnut logs from the ballpark.
After this meating of 45 minutes or so the Granby Council-Criminals announced that they didn’t do anything with the expensive lawyer in theys’ secret coonclave. Which is typpycull for theysselfs.
Mayor Crooked Ira hangs on for now as Kink defending his “Bad Ol’ Boys” Ring against “The Stronk Wymyn” She-Council-Critters Nutwerk
Jamie Arnall immediately takes Jim Channel to task for hiring some character thrown out for stealing from Granby with a criminal record and no driver’s license and letting Mayor Crooked Ira Hawkins hire the former mayor T-Rampage Gamble to take care of Granby buildings because T-Rampage got fired from his job at an auto place in Joplin. These patronage hirings by Mayor Crooked Ira Hawkins under the rubric of Pub[l]ic Utilities Directard Jim Channel is against Granby official policy of several years past. But Jamie Arnall brought it up just after she chastized Jim Channel for not buying street signs which were supposed to be ordered last November and Jim Channel simply lied to Jamie Channel until she found out that these signs were countermanded by Jim Channel probably with the coonivance of Fattt Lawna the City Clerk / She Mayoress and Crooked Ira the putativwe mayor. There was supposed to be $4200 allotted to purchasing these signs but Jim Channel made a number of evasions that some of those signs were not in the Granby city Limits as an excuse for ordering none of them. Jamie Arnall was fuming and it is an open question as to whether any money has been allotted to buy the signs.
After 40 minutes of bitching Crooked Ira anusounces that none of the “Bad Ol’ Boys” — some of them with criminal records and sans drivers licenses — will be removed from theys’ city patronage jobs even though hired coontrary to City policy. City policy is that all hires have to be interviewed by the Department head then approved by the City Council in session as opposed to Jim Channel hiring one of his criminal buddies or Crooked Ira hiring the former mayor forced to resign from two Granby positions as a private favor. Last month outgoing Pfat Jackass Kelley bitched and begged about ending Jim Channel’s and Crooked Ira’s running wild about this crap and ending these violations of policy. They survived ending this crookedness last month. But Jamie kept pushing the issue again this month. Still for now the end result is that while Jamie may bitch about Granby crookedness, then Jim Channel carrying it out with Mayor Crooked Ira’s allowance won’t pay for violating Granby city policy set in the past or presumably in the future. But that may change in the future.
Then Jamie Arnall complained about Jim Channel’s Facebook Group Help Granby Grow ,i.e. Suck Granby Dry:
Jim Channel formed this Facebook Group on May 29, 2020, a bare three days before the 2 June 2020 [S]election in which I was running against Ashley Edgemon for South Ward City councilman. Jeremy Hopper had just let me back onto Granby Thots & Views because he thought Jim Channel was a thieving piece of shit talking shit about his sister Jamie Arnall. Jeremy Hopper voted to fire Jim Channel from his job thieving but Donna Fullerton let the piece of shit back in later. Jim Channel as a Granby City Employee isn’t supposed to have any part of pretending to speak for the City of Granby, much less use Granby time to post on Facebook, but he does. So Jamie Arnall took exception to one of the Granby City employees on Jim Channel’s Facebook page telling some Granby Utilities customer to “get over it” as to how this Granby worker does his job.
It would be easier if Jim Channel simply has his wife or one of his relatives take over his Granby ass-licking Facebook Channel, but Mayor Crooked Ira and She-Mayor Fattt Lawna need to have some “social media” telling the sundry Granby Inbred Tards that these thieving scumbags are serving them really really good from muzzle to bunghole. Jeremy Hopper’s Granby Thots & Views is actually neutral to slightly unfriendly to Granby City antics. Pfat Jackass Kelley actually pushed Jeremy Hopper around over something I said. As T-Rampage and Crooked Ira and Fattt Lawna and Jimblow think that not telling these Council-Criminals gave you the Whirrrrld’s Best Blowjob for letting the City infrastructure dissolve and collapse is somehow “Auntie-Granby.”
Of course Granby UnCensored is implacably hostile to the corrupt municipal corporation of Granby Missouri, wants the City Utilities sold to a profit company because these crooks are too stupid and corrupt to keep them up, to allow poor people to enjoy their property even going so far as to live in old single-wide trailers and not mow their grass.
The problem is that no side or faction should be allowed to claim to speak for the municipal corporation or its elected officials or employees on a social media page. Certainly not on behalf of a political entity which collects taxes nor its officers. The problem is that Crooked Ira, Fattt Lawna, T-Rampage Gamble nor Pfat Jackass Kelley have any decency or sense.
So there was much bitching by Jamie Arnall as she recited her Bill of Particulars against Jim Channel, who as with the street signs, was caught dead to rights. So Jim Channel simply showed Jamie Arnall more open disrespect while Doreen Clause looked grim, Gomer-Goober Carrel looked uneasy and Baal Shittrell was unexpressive. Mayor Crooked Ira spoke in favor of his henchman. The audience acted that they had never heard the like but fell quite short of disapproval. I enjoyed the incipent mutiny.
Let’s understand that Jamie Arnall made a damning case but as usual, nothing was scheduled to be done about these matters.
It’s Granby Inbred Tards who make being pathetic & silly in a corrupt fashion living in Granby interesting
Just got off Fedbook from someone living in Granby wanting to get me in touch with a “Great Opportunity” to get $100,000 in return for sending their agent $1,000.
I asked her why she just couldn’t ask those giving the 100,000 ZOGbux to simply keep the $1000 for his good work and to simply send on the 99,000 ZOGbux. And if she had already gotten the 99,000 ZOGbux to loan me the 1,000 because I barely have 100 and am saving up to send to some Nig[g]erian Prince who has promised me a billion ZOGbux.
So who says that we can’t all have a little slice of Nig[g]eria or the inevitable scams in Granby and without having to visit across the street from the Gospel Tabernackle or begging Box-Wine Wedgie Tard for her “black satanic input” that she’s been holding out on us since she got caught in the Ms. Piggy /Wedgie Tard Thanksgiving Coup of 2020?
Life in Granby is usually sorta exciting in a pathetic & corrupt fashion.
Hail Victory !!!
Pastor Martin Lindstedt
Church of Jesus Christ Christian / Aryan Nations of Missouri
Legitimate Former Granby South-Ward Council-Critter never seated
Write-In Candidate for U.S. Senatard
Crooked Ira’s AB_Use Tax fails by 2-1
Doreen Clause sends Pfat Jackass Kelly packing.
Old Granby Heritage Buildings saved.
I expect the additional Granby AB_Use Tax of 2.2666 % Sales Tax on Internuts purchases to fail and that Doreen Clouse will prevail over Pfat Jackass Kelly, thus endling my tenure as elected/non-selected South Ward City Council-Critter. The Dylann Storm Coof ZOGvirus brewed in Ft. Detrick/Wuhan hath rid Granby of some really senile & thieving council-criminals and Assley Edgmon & Bill-the-Buttlicker Barrett done r.u.n.n.t.-o.f.f.t. to Floriduh and Carthage with the Allieger-Martin winnings leaving the Granby Inbreds with the bills. Only Mayor Crooked Evil Awful ass-Clown Ira Hawkins remains and this senile thieving retard looks like large hunks have been taken from its brain leaving not much left just like Senile Joe of what wasn’t much there to begin with of a grouping thieving idiot politician.
Crooked Ira’s walk-n thieving retard replacing JoAnn Lamp who croaked, Gomer-Goober Carrel will get 80% of the eligible vote of nine percent of the 400 registered voters so approximately 45 votes with a few “No Gomer-Goober” write-ins.
Jamie Arnall shall win re-selection as a strong empowered woman to the North Ward City Council Seat. She could have saved Granby $3500 by telling Pfat Jackass Kelly, Crooked Ira, and Senile Heifer Joyce Mann that she wasn’t allowing them to tear down her old hardware store and they could shove that plan into theys’ seats of consciousness but didn’t. Crooked Ira and Pfat Kelly cum-cum, cum-cum around after she deeded her building to the Flintville / Greater-Granby Build Back [Barry] Better Boutique Bizness Bureau (Henceforth the F-GG BB[B]BBBB). Pfat Jackass Kelly then destroyed the old building across from the Church and made the owners do it at they’s own expense, but spared to old church owned by Mexicans. She voted to give the F-GG BB[B]BBBB 20% of the BidenBux for something other than Granby sewer and water infrastructure. She has refused to boycott Granby City Council Meatings thus letting Crooked Ira appoint one of his council-criminals to thieve, i.e. Gomer-Goober Carrel.
Jamie is a lot better than Senile Heifer Joyce Mann who was overheard hoping to lose so that she could watch Faux SNoos with her cat until finally croaking of the Coof, but still Jamie was just a speed bump for Crooked Ira and Fattt Lawna and Jim Channel
The next step is a $10-15 million (or more) water bond issue lasting the next 50 years through Allieger-Martin costing $400 per month water bills resulting in the diminished population living in hovels capturing rainwater with birdsh*t as opposed to the sulphur & sewage from the polluted aquifer. No one sane shall drink unfiltered Granby tap water but reverse osmosis filtering can filter out 2/3 of the oxygen and sulphur and 99.99 % of the sewage.
The Granby population — regardless of the legendary toughness of Granby Inbreds — shall decline by 4-5% per year in the next years as opposed to the 2% yearly decline in 2020 and 2021. The latest variant of the Boomer-Remover will strike but the Baal Gates Mark of the Beast Mark 666.66 Clot Shot shall remove much of the vaccinated sterilized population aged from 6 to 60.
However the Somalian and Guatamelian refugees will move into the hovels as Chinese — as opposed to Illinois housekeepers like Box-Wine Wedgie Tard who has lied low since the UnSuckcessfool Ms. Piggie/Wedgie Tard Thanksgiving Coup of 2020 — dump theys’ ZOGbux holdings as the price of renting a shotgun shack rises to $1000 per month plus $400 sewer/water bill. Newly rich Granby city council-criminals will sell out and move outside the city limits but faster than in the past 20 years. (Here’s looking at you Rick McCully).
Fattt Lawna the She-Mayoress /City Clerk having moved out two years ago with Her Lustfool Meercat (previously appointed by Mayor Crooked Evil Awful Ass-Clown Ira Hawkins to the TIF Bored Prez-o-dintcy until replaced by Ex-Mayor T-Rampage Gamble in turn replaced by Crooked Ira as part of the “Bad Ol’ Boyz Nutwerk) to Build Back Barry (Both Flint & the County of) Better has refugeed from Barry County to Oklahoma and is coontemplating a move at Granby expense to Texas, where it is further but possible to commute but only if the Granby AB_Use Tax passes which it won’t.
Twenty Percent of the better sort will be allowed to de jure as well as de facto de-annex theysselfs from the Granby Police State.
Granby Piglice will mess with the wrong crackhead as in Joplin last month but it will be open season for them on baby-girl Granby crackheadettes as in Joplin.
Eric “Navy-SEAL Republican Family Values Rape-Dungeon Running ex-Governor” Greitens shall win the Republican Primary for U.S. Senate defeating Corporate Lawyer Eric Schmidt, Trans-ChickenHead Vickie Hartzler, and ZOGBot Silly Long and the several dozen Republicucks and then go down to defeat to the write-in candidacy of Pastor Martin “Half-Beard the Conqueror” Lindstedt, MD (Mad Dog) as seccessionist movements make Missouri the Guerrilla Capital of the Second Civil War like it was during the First Civil War.
Granby shall look a lot like its sister city in Eastern Ukraine. Or even more to the point Eastern Ukrainian towns and villages shall look more like Granby as events unfold.
Just a few sundry political observations and predictions now that the polls have closed.
Hail Victory !!!
Pastor Martin “Half-Beard Mad-Dog” Martin LindstedtChurch of Jesus Christ Christian / Aryan Nations of Missouri/ZOGland
Candidate for U.S. Senate
Outgoing [S]Elected but Never-Seated South Ward Granby City Council-Critter
. . . Not even if you are the stupidest & most degenerate Granby inbred crackhead, chomo, or sundry stupid thieving retard.
First of all, let’s see what Pfat Jackass Kelly — who happens to hold my own duly [s]elected seat by 20% of the more alert Granby inbreds from the 2020 ZOG-virus [s]election. Pfat Jackass Kelly — so named because according to its own testilying the wrong Kelly-ass was r.u.n.n.t.-o.v.e.r. in daze gone by — wants Granby Inbreds to vote him in for another term along with Gomer-Goober Carrell, a regrettably healthy-looking Crooked Ira council-criminal appointed by Mayer Crooked Evil Awful ass-Clown Ira Hawkins to take over the kleptocratic job done by JoAnn Lamp until she went to Hell, directly to Hell, Do not pass more gas, Do not collect Allieger-Martin or Barry Flint or coontractor kickback ZOGbux thanks to the ZOGvirus/FrankenFauci Flu.
In short Granby Inbreds, Pfat Jackass Kelly wants you to punch his ticket so he can do more of the same shit which has resulted in Granby shitheads drinking more sulphur & sewage at lower pressure given that none of them want to make Jim Channel work or do anything other than watch Internuts porn, run his Facebook Group, log off the Granby public domain and reduce your population. That and he wants you Granby Tards to voting to tax jewrselfs by an additional 2.625 percent on your Internuts purchases to fill up the slush fund now that the TIF is over, In short, he wants Granby Inbreds to fuck theysselfs some more as if they haven’t done it to theysselfs enough during the Reigns of t’Error of T-Rampage Gamble and Crooked Ira.
To wit, Granby witlings:
My Work has taken me to Lots of Places, No matter where I went or where Iv ever been, I was just a HillBilly Guy from a rock pile called Granby, full of Hard working, Honest, Down to Earth People that can be Proud of the Blood in their vanes, made Tough by the Lead & Zink of our Families & Friends.
As I myself, as an onlooker born and bred in Central south Dakota, I am still after living down here amongst the anglo-mestizo inbreds since July 1965, am an outsider, unlike Roxie Lamp of the Lamps who moved to Granby from Monett in 1969. If you are appalled by most of the Granby inbreds and know you could do better by definition you are an outsider.
However, a week ago after talking to one of the better denizens from one of the good founding families about her stray dog shot by another denizen’s psycho sprog, an outsider from Alaska who made the mistake of building a new $100,000 home in Granby and is looking to sell out and return to Alaska was bemoaning that Granby turned out to be such a shithole. And I pointed out that nowhere else but in Granby could I have bought hovels so cheap because these old tough Granby people died and their children sure didn’t want to live in Granby. I bought my first hovel in Granby back in 1987 for me and Roxie and my step-daughter Fatass with nearly a half-acre for $3000, which was a pretty good deal and then the rest of these shitholes in the Cobb Hill / Rabbit Track Loop from the heirs real cheap.
For outsiders seeking “survival acres” cheap like Box-Wine Wedgie Tard, housekeeper from Illinois or others wanting to buy a shithole in Granby and then fix it up to where it becum-cums even a North Neosho a.k.a. “niggertown/beanertown” then you are living with the fact that like Africa, Granby ALWAYS Wins. The inbred whigger & anglo-mestizo trash will always bring you down. There is a reason that while Carl Junction and Webb City pulled itself up by its own bootstraps and now have Schubert-Mitchell McMansions Granby never will. That reason is that ever since Granby was founded, those who lived off those who took something out of the Granby Hills when they got rich moved to Joplin back in the day. In my time those who were ambitious moved to Dallas and Kansas City. Now that those places becum shitholes, the place for those who are ambitious is Springfield.
But there are some remnants of better native Granby people. and they know that the biggest impediment is the thieving and corrupt Granby City Council, especially the past 30 years and getting totally out of cuntrol during the psychotic [mal]administrations of T-Rampage Gamble and Crooked Evil Ira Hawkins. But the decent 20% is outvoted by the majority 80%. Whenever someone intelligent gets in they have to deal with the realities of the foolish inbreds listening to the promises of liars and thieves promising that they can lift Granby up by its own bootstraps, then proceeding to steal the bootstraps.
I Firley Believe Granby Missouri has the Best in department heads. They work hard every day for a Better Granby. From our Police, Fire, Sewer, & Water They All Strive for the Best for Granby There are always issues that come up but as a City we work through them & make things Better for All. I am asking for your vote for South Ward Alterman for another year. If an issue comes up that I agree with I will vote so, If I do not agree I will say so. It is my Hope to stay & assist our Mayor in his vision to make a even Better Granby
Pfat Jackass Kelly is such a moral and mental imbecile. That and a “Good Ol’ Boy” from the Axis-Nutwerk of Awful Evil Thieving Shitheads.
The Fire Department worked all right back when Kevin Johnson ran it. Then when T-Rampage Gamble run him out along with Lawna Price getting rid of the elected City Collector and firing the old City Clerk there was no stopping the rest of the decay. The Granby Piglice are an enforcement arm to arrest dissent from myself and others while running a cash register kangaroo kort to oppress the poor and enforce selectively the Granby municipal ordinances.
The Granby sewer and water system is a real disaster. Having a fool and wastrel like Jim Channel refusing to fix the water and sewer leaks means that Granby people are drinking sewage and sulphur water from a shot system with low water pressure. Ever since 2013 the City of Granby only meters slightly over a third of what it pumps out of the ground. The rest leaks back into the ground where it eventually hits the aquifer. No one in their right mind drinks the Granby water unfiltered.
But it has been a choice for things to get this way. Rather than hire someone who fixes it up as it goes, the choice of T-Rampage Gamble and Crooked Ira Hawkins has been to take advantage of the fact that Granby is “economically stressed” and then try to get “free money” from the state and federal governments which they can use to get kickbacks from contractors like Allieger-Martin and then leave Granby people with the debt for the next half-century. However the state and federal governments are strapped for the very money they inflate to worthlessness and soon things will collapse.