Judge Mad Dog Musings — April Foolz –The Crooked Ira / T-Rampage /JimNance Campaign Rally

Judge Mad Dog Musings on the April Fools Campaign Rally by Granby Christian Scumbag Faction

Like all thangs associated with the Granby City Council, this wasn’t a candidate forum but rather a corrupt Granby Piglice State which was NOT a town meating but rather just a campaign rally ostensibly funded by Jim Nance a South Ward Council-Critter candidate to finish off Jamie Arnall, Doreen Clause, and Bill Kittrell while at the same time trying to get the Granby Inbreds vote in a $11 million water bond so that the Granby Inbreds can pay a $300-400 per month water & sewer bill essentially forever as opposed to simply selling away to Missouri-American Water to have a $125 per month sewer or water bill.

But the biggest issue is how these Council-Criminals hate each other yet want to establish a police state of massive corruption in order to benefit theysselfs and theys’ families and friends.

I got kicked out real quick by having Crooked Ira Hawkins, T-Rampage Gamble and Jim Nance and theys’ “Cristian Scumbag” factotum declare that I was “disrupting” a town meating and not allowed to speak even though on the ballot. Then was allowed back in but muzzled. Same thing happened 3 years ago with the sewer scam.

The cheapest thing to do is simply vote “no” on the water-bond $11 million increase and by shutting down theys’ funding they will be powerless to do anything much. No money No Funny.

Why was T-Rampage Gamble fired from the city job Mayor Crooked Ira gave him? Likely because T.-Rampageifer is a drunken psychotic a-hole although something was imputed about screwing a skank in the municipal gymnasium.

But what gets me is the mental and moral degeneration of Granby Inbreds. They will rant and rave about Turd-Whirrrrld Cuntrees while at the same time allowing Granby Police State Racketeering right under theys’ snouts.

I have or control six old houses with water and sewer coonections. The sewer coonection works just fine on rainwater harvested from the roofs on each old building. Don’t buy the city water the built-in sewer is free.

But all these council-criminals ‘think’ that they can get the resident Granby Inbreds to bring in new businesses to pay for it, the corrupt fools. No new businesses will cum-cum cum-cum to Flintville-Greater Granby-Gomorrah.

Quite a turnout of Granby Inbred Tard and newbie refugeesmwho don’t know Granby Jack-Shat. But like Afrika and for the same reasons GRANBY ALWAYS WINS.

I’ll put up the rest of the Granby Clown Shoah of April Foolz for the amusement & amazement of the rest of the ZOGland.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin ‘Mad Dog’ Lindstedt

Candidate for Granby Minicipal Cash-Regi$ter Kort Judge

Judge’ Mad Dog Musings 15 March 2023 –$16Million in Bond Issues-Itz ALL About Coontrol

Judge “Mad Dog” on the $16 million bond issue scams

On the Granby April 4, 2023 Municipal Ballot I am running for Municipal Judge in order to finish off the Flintville-GranbyGomorrah Racketeering Piglice State.

​​​​​​​But this [s]election cycle has not only about the $11 million to give the Granby City Council-Criminals massive debt lasting forever or at least 30+ years to build 46% of a new straw to suck down sewage and sulphur water just to replace the very pipes that Mayor Crooked Ira Hawkins allowed Jim Channel to let rot especially over the past decade, but the East Newton County R-6 Skrule Board wants to coonsolidate the entire Junior High especially Tri-Way away from separate grades 7-8 campuses already present in the Granby and Triway communities to the coonsolidated Heil Skrule. In short bussing children away from Granby costing not only additional school taxes for these expanded building but additional fuel and bussing to the high school, thus removing Granby children from the current campus already paid for the past 100 years. This building of an additional grades 7-8 junior high gymnasium is for 250 students in order to benefit the latrinos who are brought in by Tyson Foods, Conagra, and Cargill and adding to theys’ profits plus having more whiggress & anglo-mestizo gordas getting impregnated and additional beaners driving without insurance. Additionally it will cum at the expense of the older Boomer whiggers, especially those who are clueless ZOGling whigger ass-clowns.

Just the sort of shit which should be proscribed, not encouraged and the Aryan Nations of Missouri is against.

So this $5 million boond issue is about Coontrol & Coonsolidation and teaching gliberal whigger cut-jewr spawn’s dick and nuts and fill in theys’ holes and cut off theyz’ tittays and other such Satanic shit as well.

So of course five-eighth vote or 57% is needed and those old feebs who were edjewmacated in Granby and understand that the second kick in the ass to finish off Granby was closing the old Granby High Skrule back in 1968 and opening the flat roofs of East Newton coonsolidating with Triway, i.e. Newtonia-Stark City, Ritchey, and someplace else. These coonsolidated skrules, in addition to costing additional millions in transportation costs in an era of no-longer cheap fossile fuel, leads to alienation from these local communities and to where the little gaywads and baby lesbos decide to castrate theysselfs but also to engage in shooting season cum the Days of May when there no longer are sufficient targets around to make it worthwhile. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang and the rest of the alienated skrule population is around trapped like white chickens. Didn’t used to hear of these shootings in the Old One-Room Skrulehouse from way back when, did you?

So vote “NO” on the $11 million for Mayor Crooked Evil Awfool Ass-Clown Ira Hawkin’s and the Granby Council-Criminal’s Drinking Sulphur & Sewage Water Bond and $5 million for Project K.I.D.S. (Keep Imbeciles Doing Shit).


Hail Victory !!!

‘Judge’ Mad Dog
Candidate for Granby Municipal kort Judge
338 RabbitTrack Road
Granby, Missouri 64844

Judge Mad Dog 11 March 2023 — Abolishing the Granby Piglice Racketeering State

Judge Mad Dog explains to Granby voters why they need to remove Crooked Ira’s wild piglice

Pastor Martin Lindstedt on the evening of 11 March 2023 explains why the Flintville-Granby Racketeering Piglice State needs to be abolished not only by defunding it by stopping voting in unnecessary water and sewer bond issues and property taxes but also to end it at the ca$h-register municipal kort level as well, especially by refusal to enfarce the municipal ordinances altogether because the council-criminals cannot obey theys’ own ordinances as well.

For example, at the end of May 2017 Mayor T-Rampage Gamble, Aldermamzers Crooked Ira Hawkins, Tim Murphy, and Bill-the-Buttlicker Barrett voted to let Council-Crack Senile Heifer Joyce Mann buy a used double-wide for her daughter, son-in-law, and grandchildren with all of one daze notice. Nothing was published in the Newton County Fake-Douche, nor were the neighbors within 100 yards notified. The Granby City Attorney Jared Thomas and Granby Piglice Chief Jacob Kelly and Ms. Piggy the piglice public vagina were in on this scam. A secret “emergency” council-criminal meating was held and Senile Heifer Mann didn’t attend as this issue cooncerned her directly.

Because the Granby City Council acted so corruptly, for the next two [de]generations they Granby City Hall should be kept from making municipal ordinances given that they refuse to obey theys’ own pretend legistreason.

This corrupt shithole of Granby-Gomorrah should be denied police powers and they’s piglice powers abolished.

If [s]elected Granby municipal judge I’ll shut down this ca$h-register kort from enfarcing Granby Ordinances.

Hail Victory !!!

‘Judge’ Mad Dog Candidate for Granby Municipal kort Judge 338 RabbitTrack Road Granby, Missouri 64844

Mad Dog Musings 27Dec22 — Mad Dog 4 Granby Municipal Judge

Pastor Martin ‘Mad Dog’ Lindstedt files for Granby Municipal Judge on 27 Dec. 2022

A thoroughly boring 20+ minutes of filing for the office of municipal judge against the perpetual incumbent Steve White who has been [s]elected every single time since 1995, when the office became open to election as Division IV cash register police kort of no record. I ran against Steve White of the local White family of Granby and Judith Stiger who was the previous appointee and as I recall came in third of us three. Steve White got a sizable majority of the votes.

In 2003 as in 1995, 1997, 1999, and 2001 I ran for Granby municipal judge and cum in second with about 10-20% of the vote. But in 2003 Steve White’s National Guard unit was called to Iraq and according to Missouri law as the runner-up I was supposed to be installed as municipal judge. Of course these corrupt korts were not going to obey Missouri law when incoonvenient as I have made it quite clear that I’m a defendant’s judge as opposed to government plaintiff’s judge. There is even a provision of fining Granby piglice $500 per case for bringing up a bogus case and I made it quite clear that I would shut down the Granby Piglice State and not enfarce Barry Flint’s Racketeering schemes regarding not letting poor people put up used single-wide trailers on theys’ own property and making Jim Channel work in connecting them to the Granby water & sewer utilities.

So Steve White is in Iraq, the Granby Piglice much of it is in Iraq, they eased off in writing tickets for revenue because they won’t be able to prostitute these cases and according to Missouri law I’m supposed to be municipal judge.

Of course these Missouri korts can’t be bothered with obeying they’s own law. They appointed Anne Wells as municipal jewge in Granby and Diamond and my retarded son-in-law was targetted and I forbidden from looking on to this supposedly open kort.

So I bitched to the FBI esconsed in jewplin and they cared nothing about municipal corruption. Instead they tried to set up a “perjury trap” of trying to find out the location of some Arkansas Christian Identity believer named Timothy Coombs who they blamed for being a “Phineas Priest” who shot this fat thieving Highway Patrol pig named Harper who was stealing more than his fair share of McDonald County dope.

So I went bitching to “The Simp” the editard of the jewplin Glob and he too didn’t give a crap about Granby and Newton County kort corruption.

In short even back in 2003 neither Granby, Newton County, the State of Missouri nor ZOG/Babylon was interested in maintaining just korts or in fair, open, free [s]elections.

The System has gotten even more corrupt since then.

For further information see:


Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin ‘Mad Dog’ Lindstedt
Church of Jesus Christ Christian/Aryan Nations of Missouri
Candidate 4 Municipal Judge of Granby Missouri

Odysee video of above

Mad Dog Musings 26Dec22 — Anderson Engineering 2-page Granby Water Survey Summary 2022


In this video concerning the 4pm 27 Dec. 2022 Granby City Council Meeting the Granby City Council will try to justify putting a water bond on the April Municipal election on the ballot. They refuse to coonsider the only other real option of simply selling the Granby water and sewer system to Liberty Utilities and getting safe sewers and cleaner water for a combined bill of $40 per month tacked on to the electric bill. Rather they want to convince the People of Granby to accept an average $57 water and $57+ sewer bill and have a $120 per month combined sewer and water bill in order to try to get “free” grant money. The option of fixing the water and sewer pipes by having Jim Channel do it is laughable. Jim Channel is the main reason Granby sewer & water is failing.

Back in 2013-14 when a previous water survey was published, asking for $970,000 to build Water Tower 3 and fix the water pipes the water leakage was 62%. Mayor Richard Eustler gave Jim Channel permission to clamp the leaks once per every 12 feet. Now in 2022 when Jim Channel has 10 clamps per dozen feet the leakage is 67% meaning that 2/3 of the water pumped goes right back into the ground to further pollute the Granby aquifer with pollutants and sewage from the numerous mineshafts which is why Granby water tastes of sulphur and sewage. Jim Channel routinely lies about how fixing these decayed water pipes 100 ft. at a time means MORE leakage from both ends as opposed to 40 or more leaks from these rotten pipes. Give Jim Channel a chance to jack off once per dozen feet means jim Channel will jack off 666 times in a 100 feet on his cell phone.

What Mayor Crooked Ira Hawkins and most of the Granby City Council-Critters want is to use Granby Utilities to act as a slush fund for their Police State Projects and to collect kickbacks during construction and like has been done time and again to move out of Granby with the loot, leaving Granby rate-payers with millions in debt for the next 30-40 years. This proposed water system will cost from $4.6 to $6.5 million and leave it in the paws & hoofs of the very same people who let the present water and sewer system decay. Drinking a Granby cocktail of sulphur & sewage even from a new straw is no advantage given how well Granby handled the old straw.

Even trying to get “free money” means a minimum $120 combined sewer & water bill per month and 30 years of debt. There is no guarantee of any grants, given that Mayor Crooked Ira Hawkins and Fattt Lawna the City Clerk & She-Mayoress have a history of not posting the public commentary public notices on the bulletin board until a month AFTER the public comment period is over. And the fact that Crooked Ira, Baal Shittrell, and sometimes Doreen Clause and Gomer-Goober Carrell allow for the Granby Police to arrest myself during public meetings under color of Municipal Ordinance #815 for my criticism of them and theys’ schemes. Granby is run as a racketeering scheme with the same legal basis as Gomorrah. And thus, like the storm water sewer scheme, if they do get a grant it will be for only $750,000 and only because it was the Missouri Department of Natural Resources who forced the issue. Paying $120 per month at the “free money” indoor gambling table for 40 years of debt is a suckers’ game when compared to simply paying $40 to the electric company and having a functioning water and sewer system regulated by the state, as opposed to Newton County and Missouri letting Crooked Ira and Barry Flint run wild because Granby is the dumping ground for SW Missouri. According to the “Christian Scumbag” Republicuck Faction — what goes on in Granby stays in Granby because there has to be some place somewhere to keep Inbred Jed sucking up lead and it might as well be Granby.

They don’t even have any plans to invite the Missouri American Water Company / Liberty Utilities to render their proposals before voting to bring this corrupt scheme for Granby People to vote on. Why not? How about simple old fashioned crookedness from a corrupt city council which has been present for the past 30 years and overpowering under the [mal]administrations of T-Rampage Gamble and Crooked Ira Hawkins?

The only good thing I have to say about the Granby City Council is what I said over ten years ago: They have turned Granby into such a shithole that at least it keeps the blacks and latinos out and keeps Granby majority whigger Inbred Tard. Which is kind of the way I like it.

Time to curb a corrupt Granby City Council by a first step of removing their utilities stranglehold and selling them to private companies which have that as their business. Not petty power over others for its own sake.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin Lindstedt CJCC/AN
Elected South Ward City Council 2020-22

Odysee video: https://odysee.com/@PastorLindstedt:f/Mad-Dog-Musings-26Dec22—-Anderson-Engineering-2-page-Granby-Water-Survey-Summary-2022-360p:8

Mad Dog Musings 13 Dec 2022 — Granby City Council Criminal Meating of 13 Dec. 2022 on Granby UnCensored

Telling the Granby Inbred Tards About the 13 Dec. 2022 City Council-Criminal Meating

The Granby City Council Criminals were in fine form at theys’ City Council Meating on 13 Dec. 2022, being petty tyrants to begin with deigning to allow some old Boomer whigger tard to park a RV on his own property. Then when Mayor Crooked Ira Hawkins and the She-Mayoress Lawna Price were going to raise the utility rates by 2% on the water, sewer and gas, South Ward Granby Council-Critter Gomer-Goober Carrell decided that since they were trying to get stoooopid Granby Inbred Tards to vote to raise theys’ water and sewer rates by over 102% in order to get “free BidenBux” in order to go into debt for the next 50 years for $4-6 million for a water tower and fixing the water lines, paying the $58.86 each on the sewer and water utility bills in order to do some outdoor gambling that they will get some free BidenBux.

Of course making Jim Channel (and in the Granby body polytick “Channel” is between “cancer” and chlymidia) actually do some fixing of the water lines is out of the question as Jimbo needs city time to get on Adult Friend Finder and Facebook. Former mayor Richard Eustler told Jim Channel back in 2014 that he could clamp once per 12 feet of rotten water line and Mayors T-Rampage Gamble and Crooked Evil Awful Ass-Clown Ira Hawkins now let Jim Channel put a dozen clamps in 10 ft. of line. Which is why the Granby City water supply leaks 67% of whatever they pump out of the 1290 ft. aquifer coontaminated with sulphur and sewage.

So Granby will raise both water and sewer rates by better than 102% which is why Gomer-Goober didn’t want to piss off the Granby Inbred Tards with a 2% raise in the water, sewer, and gas utility rates. You see, Granby Inbred feral Tards are sorta like feral kittens needing trapping in order to cut theys’ nuts and ovaries. Feral kittens are much, much smarter than Granby Inbred Tards. You trap a feral kitten by putting out some rancid tuna and getting them to feed under a deadfall trap, but feral kittens can usually only be trapped ONCE. Not so with Granby Inbred Tards, who can be fooled into voting for TIF, for buildings, piglice stations, water and sewer projects, etc. just not within a few months of each other or until theys’ nutsacks, ovaries and buttholes heal from the last surgical invasion of theys’ wallets. So while Gomer-Goober Carrell is deemed a dullard, actually Crooked Ira is the real idiot baal-priest. Soon Doreen Clause, then Jamie Arnall/Conroy, Baal Shittrell, then Crooked Ira figured out that a 2% raise in water and sewer rates in December would endanger voting for a 102+ percentage rate and a bond issue to go into debt for the next 50 years in municipal [s]elections cum April. Granby Inbred Tard nutsacks, pu$$ies, & bungholes need moar than three months to heal.

So that is Granby City Council-Criminal Plan A. Going to the tax-increase well. There is no Plan B — not even making Jim Channel work on fixing the lines theysselfs.

Of course Plan A for Pastor Lindstedt, who has a number of old buildings each with a sewer and water coonection from when these buildings were owned by now-dead Granby people, is simply sell the sewer and water works to the Missouri-American Water company now owned by Liberty Utilities and subject to Public Utility Commission regulation and having a combined sewer and water bill of $30-40 per month and no public debt for any of the future years and working clean drinking water filtered free of sewage and sulphur and safe sewers which will not let more sewage enter the aquifer. Maybe even a fishing lake with surface water collection on Shoal Creek.

So a minimum $120 water and sewer bill every month, fifty years of debt, in a water system which will be neglected like the old one was — OR — $30-$40 per month total, no public debt, and a maintained sewer and water system run by a regulated public utility company (as opposed to thieving idiotic Granby city council-criminals running wild setting the rates as they please whenever they want). Seems like a no-brainer to me. But then again I’m not a Inbred Granby Tard or someone running a racketeering scheme to rob them through a Granby Piglice State Farce wanting to turn what is advertised as Mayberry but actually Gomorrah.

Granby Police Chief Jacob Kelley tendered his resignation as of Dec. 31, 2022 and moving hisself out of Granby. Some of the other Granby Piglice told him to get out while the getting is good. Barry Flint reminded the Granby City Council-Criminals that he has always been head of the Granby Piglice Bored and wanted to choose the piggy who will enfarce his racketeering schemes like he has done for the past 30 years.

Of course I think it is time to bring back piglicing to Newton County who ought to set up a three-piglice Granby satellite station to keep an eye on Granby and Eastern Newton County as opposed to having to drive out of Neosho. Thus they will be enfarcing Revised Statutes of Missouri against robberies, rapes, etc. and not Barry Flint’s racketeering schemes. Nor acting as Crooked Ira & The Granby Council-Criminals’ Piglice Dissent Destruction Force. Crooked Ira and T-Rampage Gamble were a lot more polite when they don’t have theys’ private piglice farce to stifle dissent.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin Lindstedt

[S]elected South Ward City Council-Critter 2020-22

Granby UnCensored got censored again for the 4th or 5th time.

Yes, I’m soooooo haetfool, cum-cum, cum-cum!!!

Yesterday (Dec. 6, 2005) was the 17th year since Newton County Sheriff’s Department knocked out five of my teeth in doing to me worse than was blamed on the Soviet Union back 50 years ago against its dissidents.

The title of Mighty Evil Empire has changed hoofs over my 64 years. And yes, I’m vengeful over it. What goes around cums around; sow a wind reap a whirlwind. Doubtless after taking a record of what was written a cumplaint was made to Facebook. I think this is for the fourth or fifth time. It has been threatened that Granby UnCensored might bite the bytebucket eventually. So be it. (And unlike the first four times I was put in the Facebook penalty box for three or four days, so Facebook is serious this time.)

Like I’ve pointed out before, there are no “innocents” in a civil war — only sides. And what do you think happened to little two-year-old baby girls in downtown Sodom, Gomorrah, and the other three Cities of the Plain, even granted that probably none of them were in the streets looking to rape Jesus Christ and the ArchAngel Michael? Did not Christ say that things would be far more tolerable for the Men of Sodom, whose sin was in kidnapping travellers from the Red Sea to Mesopotamia caravan route and then under color of law robbing and murdering them? Judicial procedure in Newton County makes the like procedure circa 2000 BC before the Sodom Municipal Kort seem a model of cumparative justice and integrity. Well, I suppose I best leave off before I get Strike # 6.66 on Fedbook.

I will of course use sock-puppets to restore speaking out as a dissident White Supremacist religious and political figure but for now I’ll back off as I had to do at the Fulton State Psychiatric Prison / Nuthouse from causing trouble when threatened with a “10 & a 5” shot of Haldol and Atavan which would reduce me to drooling in my cell for a day and a half. I’d stir thangs up on Monday and Tuesday and by Wednesday word would cum down about how I had better behave or another Ten & Five would be administered and back to Level 1 Week 1. Totally illegal of course but so was knocking out five of my front teeth taking me up there contrary to law as well. State-sponsored domestic terrorism works, albeit not efficiently.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin Lindstedt Church of Jesus Christ Christian / Aryan Nations of Missouri

7 Dec. 2022 — Facebook penalty box gotten out of 10 Dec. 2022

Took 3 or 4 daze but I’m back in the Granby UnCensored Saddle again !!!

20 June 201 7: Mayor T-Rampage Gamble has me arrested for making fun of himself under Granby Municipal Ordinance #815

T-Rampage Gamble, Crooked Evil Ira & Sundry Granby Regime Criminals have me arrested
for violating Granby Municipal Ordinance #815 20 June 2017

Well, I’m uploading youtube video taken down back in June 2019 from June 2017 with T-Rampage Gamble having me arrested upon pretext of violating Granby Municipal Ordinance #815. T-Rampage Gamble was foaming at the mouth about some Granby Inbred Tard telling T-Rampage to go eat shit over since he bought a manufactured shop at Sutherlands in Joplin and had no intention of hooking up Granby sewer or water that he seen no reason to kiss T-Rampage’s or Crooked Ira Hawkins’ ass nor the rest of the Granby City Council-Criminals either. So less than a month after T-Rampage, Crooked Ira and Tim Murphy met in secret “emergency” session to grant Joyce Mann a variance to set up a used double-wide on her property for her daughter, and grandchildren without obeying any of the municipal ordinances of a ten-day notice given to the neighbors and printed in the Newton County Fake-Douche or anything but rather holding a secret meating in which the one person objecting was ignored and threatened by the City Attorney and Granby Police.

Granby should have its municipal charter pulled for this crooked shit — or at the very least have its municipal ca$h-register kort abolished and piglice department abolished for the next 40 years until they learn to obey theys’ own laws first. However Granby is really nothing but a police state run as a racketeering operation for the benefit of senile Boomers who support Boomer regime criminals.

The Granby City Council is comprised of local criminals running a criminal regime in coonjunction with the Granby police department in order to make up sundry rules which are used against ordinary people and not even remotely enforced against the very criminals making up these rules.

In this 20 June 2017 “work session” just a few weeks after having a “emergency special” work city council-meeting in which they met secretly at the behest of the corrupt city attorney Jarod Thomas and Granby Piglice to allow North Ward Council-Critter Senile Heifer Joyce Mann to buy a used double-wide and set it up for her daughter and her family without ten days’ notice or publication in the local paper and against objections by someone living within 300 ft, Mayor T-Rampage Gamble and his City council-criminals especially Crooked Ira, Tim Murphy, Bill-the-Buttlicker Barrett but not with Senile Heifer Joyce Mann proceeded to hook them up on City Utilities. Now T-Rampage was all maddened that some one didn’t want city utilities and went and bought a work shack at Sutherlands without kissing T-Rampage’s ass. So T-Rampage and the rest of the City council-criminals are out to pass another law mandating making someone else kiss theys’ asses and pay them off. T-Rampage doesn’t want to explain why making up new “laws” are necessary when they can’t obey the laws they have already.

In short these council-criminals are simply criminals who make up the rules but not against theysselfs and they have an extremely corrupt police department to act as “law enforcement” for their racketeering schemes.

Which is why if you live in Granby then it is because you belong in such as marginal town to begin with. After all, the Granby Inbreds voted for these regime-criminals and to establish their animal police department.

What should also be understood is if you are the vast majority of Granby People who voted for this collection of sundry regime criminals operating what really is a criminal racketeering operation comprised of so many baal-priests who screw over the population and enable a corrupt police department which would make Saddam Hussein ruling over a mangy pack of mongrellized reg-heads, then let it be understood that of course you belong in Granby as it is the dumping ground of Newton County and Southwestern Missouri for crackheads, chomos, and others who definitely belong in the lower levels of the genetic cesspool. I myself think that only 20% of you will ever make up much more than a quarter of an ass-hole.

The Granby Christian Scumbag Faction will voat in more [d]rules.


At the next Granby Council-Critter Meating on 9 August our council-critters will be voating to sneak in back-door zoning by telling people that they cannot live in their own building on the ground floor and no putting up a family residence atop Mayor Crooked Evil Ira Hawkins’ Toxic Waste Dump across from City Hall.

Of course back in March 2021 Crooked Ira, Senile Heifer Joyce Mann, Pig-smells-Wolf JoAnn Lamp and one of Crooked Ira’s baal-priests Charlie Clown was voting to let Barry Flint to move in five more trailers into his trailer park — and last month disallowing the Allen brothers from bringing in 13 to theirs — and in April 2021 Pfat Jackass Kelly and JoAnn Lamp was voting to try to tear down Jamie’s old hardware store. So these idiots until and unless God strikes theys dead using the ZOGvirus or the voters get tired of theys crap have a long and sordid history of destroying Granby’s History. Urban renewal not so much.

So Jamie gave her old building — which could have been renovated to form apartments behind the brick facade — to Barry Flint’s Flintville-Greater Granby Build Back Barry Better Boutique Bizness Burreau (hereafter the F-GG BB(B)BBBB). The two old buildings next door have two cars parked. The bank building isn’t likely to have renters nor is the Miner’s Museaum, the Fire Department, City Hall, the F-GG BB(B)BBBB Thrift Store or the piggery. Nor on the other side of the street is the Paki-trip, JJ’s, Crooked Ira’s Synagogue of Satan Charities, Wayne’s World Tattoo Parlor, Crooked Ira’s Toxic Waste Dump is not to be $42,000 richer with ZOGvirus fundings bringing in six trailers to sell F-GG BB(B)BBBB trinkets, then Veteran’s Park, then what used to be the Styrons, and then Bill-the-Buttlicker Barretts until he got his pelf from Allieger Martin and r.u.n.n.t.-o.f.f.t. to Carthage.

Looks like there is no valid reason to pass such nonsense unless they are scared that Wayne will set up a flophouse in his tattoo parlor. If Crooked Ira Hawkins finds his new laws incoonvenient he can have the rest of the Granby Christian Scumbag Faction council-critters pass an extra special variance for him like they did for Senile Heifer Joyce Mann in May 2017.

Lets see. Granby incorporated in 1845. Now is 2022. 177 years of council-critters and not until now was any such ordinance necessary. What next? No more clamps on one of Granby decaying water pipes than 50 per 10 ft. section since Richard Eustzler told Jim Channel he could put in one per dozen foot section back in 2014?

These criminal idiots went a scam too far with the Allieger-Martin Stormwater Sewer Scam of 2019. Next up, vote in a $10 million drinking water system so that Granby Inbreds can slurp up Sewage & Sulphur with a new straw — which will fall into decay just like the current one.

This past primary [s]election I was asking the Republican candidates about what were they going to do about Granby corruption and the inevitable decay. A few answered. And the Granby Christian Scumbag Faction didn’t grow too much.

But the best thing which could happen to the People of Granby is having the Granby municipal charter pulled, the Granby municipal police department let go, and the water, sewer, and gas utilities sold to a private company under public utility laws and have them do the work that isn’t being done now.

Then the Granby Christian Scumbag Faction could go back to theys’ Synagogues of Satan and pass ecclesiastical edicts against the inbred skanks, skankmongers, crackheads and hand out to the Boy Scouts merit badges in Sodomy & Civic Corruption and leave the rest of us benighted people not bothering to mow our lawns, living in hovels & single-wides, in peace to leave off polishing the civic turd known throughout the four-state area as “Granby”.

Granby used to be such a relaxed place to live before these native thieving inbreds, especially the Christian Scumbag Faction and the Blue-State Refugee Locusts turned the place into Gomorrah.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin “Mad Dog” Lindstedt, CJCC/AN, M.D.

Lawful Granby South Ward City Council-Critter 2020-22

Write In Candidate for US Senate

New YouTube Channel — Mad-Dog 4 Missouri 4 US Senate 2022


Have you watched these IDIOTIC & SILLY political ads just before the 2d August 2022 Republican primary [s]election and idly thought some [at best] PG-17 or R-Rated thots about the sort of stoooooopid crap you would REALLY like to see from these lying basstids?

Well I sure have.

I’m not allowed as an open White Soooopremicist to run on the primary ballots of the Republicucks, the Dem[on]crats, the LibberToons or the CONstipation parties in Missouri since 2008 so for the last 6 [s]election cycles I’ve had to pull a write in campaign for pub[l]ic office. Now I don’t have anything in the way of ZOGbux but I do have a wild imagination.

Why not enjoy this? The idiots and fools and crooks who want us to be stupid enough to vote for them deserve ridicule. I have a LOT of ridicule for them & theys’ weasel corps.

Let the fun begin.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin Lindstedt CJCC/AN MD (Mad Dog)

338 Rabbit Track Road (Mailbox next to The Hippo’s)

P.O. Box 666 (For those of you not superstitious but with memory problems)

Granby Missouri 64844

(Will accept small denomination ZOGbux)