It was some sundry tails told by lying idiots to Granby tards signifying nothing much — The 10 May 2022 Granby City Council-Critter Meating

(With apologies to the soul of William Shakespear)

“Out, out, brief candle. Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.
Macbeth after he hears of Lady Macbeth’s death, in Act 5, scene 5, lines 16–27.

Granby is lawyering up.

Most of the time you see the same old people. Sometimes like the Dec. 2021 Council-Critter Meating literally there were a total of nine people. The four council-critters and Mayor Crooked Evil Awful Ass-Clown Ira Hawkins. A pig from the Granby Pig-lice State making sure that no “free speech” will take place from the usual suspect who causes more trouble than the other 2000 Granby Inbreds coonbined. Fattt Lawna Price the Granby City Clerk a.k.a. The She-Mayoress / Crooked Ira’s Brain. Chadifer Sexton-Meercat #3 Heyworth(less) the Editard of the Newton County Fake-Douche and the Granby Piglice State Presstitute. Jim Channel and his cell phone on Facebook as opposed to a porn site. And me and my video-camera, the Sony Digicam #2, having misplaced the first battered piglice & council-critter riot cam. The rest of the Granby Inbred Tards not wanting anything from the Granby Council-Critters/Criminals prudently stayed home. In short, a political free-fire zone in which I am not allowed counter-battery fire.

So the night’s agenda was set up to allow a competent-looking lawyer (as opposed to the lawyer-clowns like Jared Thomas or Diane Paragon whose function is to screw over the Granby Inbred Tards or some out-of-towners caught up in a speed trap. in the ca$h-register municipal kort) with a few inches of tightly stacked legal files to have the closed legal session put first in the new business so that this expensive lawyer could get on with it.

This looks like it will be something which co$ts Granby and has a real trial. Not just the same old crooked crap which can be pushed upder the rug or something which can be solved by a mass shooting by Granby Inbred Tard. Perhaps Ms. Piggy’s lawsuit from the Failed Ms Piggy / Box-Wine Wedgie Tard Thanksgiving coup of 2020 is about to hit showtime. There was some mentioning about Jim Channel’s sundry thievery and Facebook pimping later, but it doesn’t arise to the level of having the insurance lawyer cum down from Kansas City like the jew lawyer Brian Todd Goldstein on Sunshine Act Enforcement Action #1 back in 2018. Jim Channel’s thievery is usually ignored then lied about when Jamie Arnall bitches about it like thieving off the walnut logs from the ballpark.

After this meating of 45 minutes or so the Granby Council-Criminals announced that they didn’t do anything with the expensive lawyer in theys’ secret coonclave. Which is typpycull for theysselfs.

Mayor Crooked Ira hangs on for now as Kink defending his “Bad Ol’ Boys” Ring against “The Stronk Wymyn” She-Council-Critters Nutwerk

Jamie Arnall immediately takes Jim Channel to task for hiring some character thrown out for stealing from Granby with a criminal record and no driver’s license and letting Mayor Crooked Ira Hawkins hire the former mayor T-Rampage Gamble to take care of Granby buildings because T-Rampage got fired from his job at an auto place in Joplin. These patronage hirings by Mayor Crooked Ira Hawkins under the rubric of Pub[l]ic Utilities Directard Jim Channel is against Granby official policy of several years past. But Jamie Arnall brought it up just after she chastized Jim Channel for not buying street signs which were supposed to be ordered last November and Jim Channel simply lied to Jamie Channel until she found out that these signs were countermanded by Jim Channel probably with the coonivance of Fattt Lawna the City Clerk / She Mayoress and Crooked Ira the putativwe mayor. There was supposed to be $4200 allotted to purchasing these signs but Jim Channel made a number of evasions that some of those signs were not in the Granby city Limits as an excuse for ordering none of them. Jamie Arnall was fuming and it is an open question as to whether any money has been allotted to buy the signs.

After 40 minutes of bitching Crooked Ira anusounces that none of the “Bad Ol’ Boys” — some of them with criminal records and sans drivers licenses — will be removed from theys’ city patronage jobs even though hired coontrary to City policy. City policy is that all hires have to be interviewed by the Department head then approved by the City Council in session as opposed to Jim Channel hiring one of his criminal buddies or Crooked Ira hiring the former mayor forced to resign from two Granby positions as a private favor. Last month outgoing Pfat Jackass Kelley bitched and begged about ending Jim Channel’s and Crooked Ira’s running wild about this crap and ending these violations of policy. They survived ending this crookedness last month. But Jamie kept pushing the issue again this month. Still for now the end result is that while Jamie may bitch about Granby crookedness, then Jim Channel carrying it out with Mayor Crooked Ira’s allowance won’t pay for violating Granby city policy set in the past or presumably in the future. But that may change in the future.

Then Jamie Arnall complained about Jim Channel’s Facebook Group Help Granby Grow ,i.e. Suck Granby Dry:

Jim Channel formed this Facebook Group on May 29, 2020, a bare three days before the 2 June 2020 [S]election in which I was running against Ashley Edgemon for South Ward City councilman. Jeremy Hopper had just let me back onto Granby Thots & Views because he thought Jim Channel was a thieving piece of shit talking shit about his sister Jamie Arnall. Jeremy Hopper voted to fire Jim Channel from his job thieving but Donna Fullerton let the piece of shit back in later. Jim Channel as a Granby City Employee isn’t supposed to have any part of pretending to speak for the City of Granby, much less use Granby time to post on Facebook, but he does. So Jamie Arnall took exception to one of the Granby City employees on Jim Channel’s Facebook page telling some Granby Utilities customer to “get over it” as to how this Granby worker does his job.

It would be easier if Jim Channel simply has his wife or one of his relatives take over his Granby ass-licking Facebook Channel, but Mayor Crooked Ira and She-Mayor Fattt Lawna need to have some “social media” telling the sundry Granby Inbred Tards that these thieving scumbags are serving them really really good from muzzle to bunghole. Jeremy Hopper’s Granby Thots & Views is actually neutral to slightly unfriendly to Granby City antics. Pfat Jackass Kelley actually pushed Jeremy Hopper around over something I said. As T-Rampage and Crooked Ira and Fattt Lawna and Jimblow think that not telling these Council-Criminals gave you the Whirrrrld’s Best Blowjob for letting the City infrastructure dissolve and collapse is somehow “Auntie-Granby.”

Of course Granby UnCensored is implacably hostile to the corrupt municipal corporation of Granby Missouri, wants the City Utilities sold to a profit company because these crooks are too stupid and corrupt to keep them up, to allow poor people to enjoy their property even going so far as to live in old single-wide trailers and not mow their grass.

The problem is that no side or faction should be allowed to claim to speak for the municipal corporation or its elected officials or employees on a social media page. Certainly not on behalf of a political entity which collects taxes nor its officers. The problem is that Crooked Ira, Fattt Lawna, T-Rampage Gamble nor Pfat Jackass Kelley have any decency or sense.

So there was much bitching by Jamie Arnall as she recited her Bill of Particulars against Jim Channel, who as with the street signs, was caught dead to rights. So Jim Channel simply showed Jamie Arnall more open disrespect while Doreen Clause looked grim, Gomer-Goober Carrel looked uneasy and Baal Shittrell was unexpressive. Mayor Crooked Ira spoke in favor of his henchman. The audience acted that they had never heard the like but fell quite short of disapproval. I enjoyed the incipent mutiny.

Let’s understand that Jamie Arnall made a damning case but as usual, nothing was scheduled to be done about these matters.

Attention Granby Inbred Tards: Granby 417-472-6666 Scam — Give $1000 & Get 100,000 of Senile Joe’s Build Back Biden Better ZOGbux

It’s Granby Inbred Tards who make being pathetic & silly in a corrupt fashion living in Granby interesting

Just got off Fedbook from someone living in Granby wanting to get me in touch with a “Great Opportunity” to get $100,000 in return for sending their agent $1,000.

I asked her why she just couldn’t ask those giving the 100,000 ZOGbux to simply keep the $1000 for his good work and to simply send on the 99,000 ZOGbux. And if she had already gotten the 99,000 ZOGbux to loan me the 1,000 because I barely have 100 and am saving up to send to some Nig[g]erian Prince who has promised me a billion ZOGbux.

So who says that we can’t all have a little slice of Nig[g]eria or the inevitable scams in Granby and without having to visit across the street from the Gospel Tabernackle or begging Box-Wine Wedgie Tard for her “black satanic input” that she’s been holding out on us since she got caught in the Ms. Piggy /Wedgie Tard Thanksgiving Coup of 2020?

Life in Granby is usually sorta exciting in a pathetic & corrupt fashion.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin Lindstedt

Church of Jesus Christ Christian / Aryan Nations of Missouri

Legitimate Former Granby South-Ward Council-Critter never seated

Write-In Candidate for U.S. Senatard

Municipal [S]Election Pre-dik-dik-shuns for 5 April 2022 Granby [S]Election:

I expect the additional Granby AB_Use Tax of 2.2666 % Sales Tax on Internuts purchases to fail and that Doreen Clouse will prevail over Pfat Jackass Kelly, thus endling my tenure as elected/non-selected South Ward City Council-Critter. The Dylann Storm Coof ZOGvirus brewed in Ft. Detrick/Wuhan hath rid Granby of some really senile & thieving council-criminals and Assley Edgmon & Bill-the-Buttlicker Barrett done r.u.n.n.t.-o.f.f.t. to Floriduh and Carthage with the Allieger-Martin winnings leaving the Granby Inbreds with the bills. Only Mayor Crooked Evil Awful ass-Clown Ira Hawkins remains and this senile thieving retard looks like large hunks have been taken from its brain leaving not much left just like Senile Joe of what wasn’t much there to begin with of a grouping thieving idiot politician.

Crooked Ira’s walk-n thieving retard replacing JoAnn Lamp who croaked, Gomer-Goober Carrel will get 80% of the eligible vote of nine percent of the 400 registered voters so approximately 45 votes with a few “No Gomer-Goober” write-ins.

Jamie Arnall shall win re-selection as a strong empowered woman to the North Ward City Council Seat. She could have saved Granby $3500 by telling Pfat Jackass Kelly, Crooked Ira, and Senile Heifer Joyce Mann that she wasn’t allowing them to tear down her old hardware store and they could shove that plan into theys’ seats of consciousness but didn’t. Crooked Ira and Pfat Kelly cum-cum, cum-cum around after she deeded her building to the Flintville / Greater-Granby Build Back [Barry] Better Boutique Bizness Bureau (Henceforth the F-GG BB[B]BBBB). Pfat Jackass Kelly then destroyed the old building across from the Church and made the owners do it at they’s own expense, but spared to old church owned by Mexicans. She voted to give the F-GG BB[B]BBBB 20% of the BidenBux for something other than Granby sewer and water infrastructure. She has refused to boycott Granby City Council Meatings thus letting Crooked Ira appoint one of his council-criminals to thieve, i.e. Gomer-Goober Carrel.

Jamie is a lot better than Senile Heifer Joyce Mann who was overheard hoping to lose so that she could watch Faux SNoos with her cat until finally croaking of the Coof, but still Jamie was just a speed bump for Crooked Ira and Fattt Lawna and Jim Channel

The next step is a $10-15 million (or more) water bond issue lasting the next 50 years through Allieger-Martin costing $400 per month water bills resulting in the diminished population living in hovels capturing rainwater with birdsh*t as opposed to the sulphur & sewage from the polluted aquifer. No one sane shall drink unfiltered Granby tap water but reverse osmosis filtering can filter out 2/3 of the oxygen and sulphur and 99.99 % of the sewage.

The Granby population — regardless of the legendary toughness of Granby Inbreds — shall decline by 4-5% per year in the next years as opposed to the 2% yearly decline in 2020 and 2021. The latest variant of the Boomer-Remover will strike but the Baal Gates Mark of the Beast Mark 666.66 Clot Shot shall remove much of the vaccinated sterilized population aged from 6 to 60.

However the Somalian and Guatamelian refugees will move into the hovels as Chinese — as opposed to Illinois housekeepers like Box-Wine Wedgie Tard who has lied low since the UnSuckcessfool Ms. Piggie/Wedgie Tard Thanksgiving Coup of 2020 — dump theys’ ZOGbux holdings as the price of renting a shotgun shack rises to $1000 per month plus $400 sewer/water bill. Newly rich Granby city council-criminals will sell out and move outside the city limits but faster than in the past 20 years. (Here’s looking at you Rick McCully).

Fattt Lawna the She-Mayoress /City Clerk having moved out two years ago with Her Lustfool Meercat (previously appointed by Mayor Crooked Evil Awful Ass-Clown Ira Hawkins to the TIF Bored Prez-o-dintcy until replaced by Ex-Mayor T-Rampage Gamble in turn replaced by Crooked Ira as part of the “Bad Ol’ Boyz Nutwerk) to Build Back Barry (Both Flint & the County of) Better has refugeed from Barry County to Oklahoma and is coontemplating a move at Granby expense to Texas, where it is further but possible to commute but only if the Granby AB_Use Tax passes which it won’t.

Twenty Percent of the better sort will be allowed to de jure as well as de facto de-annex theysselfs from the Granby Police State.

Granby Piglice will mess with the wrong crackhead as in Joplin last month but it will be open season for them on baby-girl Granby crackheadettes as in Joplin.

Eric “Navy-SEAL Republican Family Values Rape-Dungeon Running ex-Governor” Greitens shall win the Republican Primary for U.S. Senate defeating Corporate Lawyer Eric Schmidt, Trans-ChickenHead Vickie Hartzler, and ZOGBot Silly Long and the several dozen Republicucks and then go down to defeat to the write-in candidacy of Pastor Martin “Half-Beard the Conqueror” Lindstedt, MD (Mad Dog) as seccessionist movements make Missouri the Guerrilla Capital of the Second Civil War like it was during the First Civil War.

Granby shall look a lot like its sister city in Eastern Ukraine. Or even more to the point Eastern Ukrainian towns and villages shall look more like Granby as events unfold.

Just a few sundry political observations and predictions now that the polls have closed.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin “Half-Beard Mad-Dog” Martin LindstedtChurch of Jesus Christ Christian / Aryan Nations of Missouri/ZOGland

Candidate for U.S. Senate

Outgoing [S]Elected but Never-Seated South Ward Granby City Council-Critter

Don’t Vote 4 Pfat Jackass Kelly 4 Granby South Ward Council-Criminal

. . . Not even if you are the stupidest & most degenerate Granby inbred crackhead, chomo, or sundry stupid thieving retard.

First of all, let’s see what Pfat Jackass Kelly — who happens to hold my own duly [s]elected seat by 20% of the more alert Granby inbreds from the 2020 ZOG-virus [s]election. Pfat Jackass Kelly — so named because according to its own testilying the wrong Kelly-ass was r.u.n.n.t.-o.v.e.r. in daze gone by — wants Granby Inbreds to vote him in for another term along with Gomer-Goober Carrell, a regrettably healthy-looking Crooked Ira council-criminal appointed by Mayer Crooked Evil Awful ass-Clown Ira Hawkins to take over the kleptocratic job done by JoAnn Lamp until she went to Hell, directly to Hell, Do not pass more gas, Do not collect Allieger-Martin or Barry Flint or coontractor kickback ZOGbux thanks to the ZOGvirus/FrankenFauci Flu.

In short Granby Inbreds, Pfat Jackass Kelly wants you to punch his ticket so he can do more of the same shit which has resulted in Granby shitheads drinking more sulphur & sewage at lower pressure given that none of them want to make Jim Channel work or do anything other than watch Internuts porn, run his Facebook Group, log off the Granby public domain and reduce your population. That and he wants you Granby Tards to voting to tax jewrselfs by an additional 2.625 percent on your Internuts purchases to fill up the slush fund now that the TIF is over, In short, he wants Granby Inbreds to fuck theysselfs some more as if they haven’t done it to theysselfs enough during the Reigns of t’Error of T-Rampage Gamble and Crooked Ira.

To wit, Granby witlings:

Pfat Jackass Kelly wants you Granby Inbred-Tards to Voat 4 moar of the Same

My Work has taken me to Lots of Places, No matter where I went or where Iv ever been, I was just a HillBilly Guy from a rock pile called Granby, full of Hard working, Honest, Down to Earth People that can be Proud of the Blood in their vanes, made Tough by the Lead & Zink of our Families & Friends.

As I myself, as an onlooker born and bred in Central south Dakota, I am still after living down here amongst the anglo-mestizo inbreds since July 1965, am an outsider, unlike Roxie Lamp of the Lamps who moved to Granby from Monett in 1969. If you are appalled by most of the Granby inbreds and know you could do better by definition you are an outsider.

However, a week ago after talking to one of the better denizens from one of the good founding families about her stray dog shot by another denizen’s psycho sprog, an outsider from Alaska who made the mistake of building a new $100,000 home in Granby and is looking to sell out and return to Alaska was bemoaning that Granby turned out to be such a shithole. And I pointed out that nowhere else but in Granby could I have bought hovels so cheap because these old tough Granby people died and their children sure didn’t want to live in Granby. I bought my first hovel in Granby back in 1987 for me and Roxie and my step-daughter Fatass with nearly a half-acre for $3000, which was a pretty good deal and then the rest of these shitholes in the Cobb Hill / Rabbit Track Loop from the heirs real cheap.

For outsiders seeking “survival acres” cheap like Box-Wine Wedgie Tard, housekeeper from Illinois or others wanting to buy a shithole in Granby and then fix it up to where it becum-cums even a North Neosho a.k.a. “niggertown/beanertown” then you are living with the fact that like Africa, Granby ALWAYS Wins. The inbred whigger & anglo-mestizo trash will always bring you down. There is a reason that while Carl Junction and Webb City pulled itself up by its own bootstraps and now have Schubert-Mitchell McMansions Granby never will. That reason is that ever since Granby was founded, those who lived off those who took something out of the Granby Hills when they got rich moved to Joplin back in the day. In my time those who were ambitious moved to Dallas and Kansas City. Now that those places becum shitholes, the place for those who are ambitious is Springfield.

But there are some remnants of better native Granby people. and they know that the biggest impediment is the thieving and corrupt Granby City Council, especially the past 30 years and getting totally out of cuntrol during the psychotic [mal]administrations of T-Rampage Gamble and Crooked Evil Ira Hawkins. But the decent 20% is outvoted by the majority 80%. Whenever someone intelligent gets in they have to deal with the realities of the foolish inbreds listening to the promises of liars and thieves promising that they can lift Granby up by its own bootstraps, then proceeding to steal the bootstraps.

I Firley Believe Granby Missouri has the Best in department heads. They work hard every day for a Better Granby. From our Police, Fire, Sewer, & Water They All Strive for the Best for Granby There are always issues that come up but as a City we work through them & make things Better for All. I am asking for your vote for South Ward Alterman for another year. If an issue comes up that I agree with I will vote so, If I do not agree I will say so. It is my Hope to stay & assist our Mayor in his vision to make a even Better Granby

Pfat Jackass Kelly is such a moral and mental imbecile. That and a “Good Ol’ Boy” from the Axis-Nutwerk of Awful Evil Thieving Shitheads.

The Fire Department worked all right back when Kevin Johnson ran it. Then when T-Rampage Gamble run him out along with Lawna Price getting rid of the elected City Collector and firing the old City Clerk there was no stopping the rest of the decay. The Granby Piglice are an enforcement arm to arrest dissent from myself and others while running a cash register kangaroo kort to oppress the poor and enforce selectively the Granby municipal ordinances.

The Granby sewer and water system is a real disaster. Having a fool and wastrel like Jim Channel refusing to fix the water and sewer leaks means that Granby people are drinking sewage and sulphur water from a shot system with low water pressure. Ever since 2013 the City of Granby only meters slightly over a third of what it pumps out of the ground. The rest leaks back into the ground where it eventually hits the aquifer. No one in their right mind drinks the Granby water unfiltered.

But it has been a choice for things to get this way. Rather than hire someone who fixes it up as it goes, the choice of T-Rampage Gamble and Crooked Ira Hawkins has been to take advantage of the fact that Granby is “economically stressed” and then try to get “free money” from the state and federal governments which they can use to get kickbacks from contractors like Allieger-Martin and then leave Granby people with the debt for the next half-century. However the state and federal governments are strapped for the very money they inflate to worthlessness and soon things will collapse.

Pfat Jackass Kelly is the very last person — after Crooked Ira, Baal Shittrell and Gomer-Goober Carrell — who can be trusted to make things better for all. Not when he has coonsistently voted to let Jim Channel slough off fixing the Granby infrastructure so that he could have more time on Facebook and Internuts porn. Not when he recently voted to give Barry Flint up to 20% of Senile Joe’s Build Back Better Infrastructure ZOGbux to the Flintville Greater-Granby Build Back [Barry] Better Boutique Bizness Bureau [F-GG BBBBBBB].

At least have enough sense to vote for Doreen Clouse who promises to “Rebuild/Restore” Granby whether she does that or not. We know what we got. Let’s see what we can get.

Bye-bye, Pfat Jackass Kelly.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin Lindstedt

[S]Elected South Ward City Councilman 2020-22

Granby People Ain’t Smart but they sure have to be Tough:

Answering a Dollar General Cash Register Survey from the Granby Store . . .

Hey, I might even win this Granby roulette

This is the Dollar General Store in Granby Mo. I go there at least once a week to pick up a coupon of $5 off $25 purchase.

The manager of the Granby store is an honest woman from a good family. A month ago some woman who manages the tire store had her psycho kid gun down her dog and had a bunch of liars claim “self-defense” for shooting the dog in her own yard and then had the Granby Police claim it was “self defense” about it as well.

So the woman with the psycho kid with the gun who likes to shoot dogs has gotten her kids and friends to buy something from the Granby store and then they all negrep on the sales receipt the Granby store and the good woman who manages it.

So I went in and bought some self-sealing envelopes for mailing on March 2d and asked her how she was doing “post-Rambo”. Rambo was her dog, a big stray she took in and now dead because of the psycho kid with a pistol. The store manager told me what was going on and I said that I’d high-rep her and the store although I usually cash it in at the Neosho store just outside the city limits without city sales tax. I try not to buy stuff in Granby because the City Council-criminals are crooked and run a police state.

Granby people ain’t smart but they sure are tough.

RIP Rambo. You gots gunned down in Granby but such is life & death in Granby.

Proposed Agenda Granby City Council=Criminals, February 8, 2022 at 6:00 p.m.


Proposed Agenda, February 8, 2022at 6:00 p.m.

Posted February 1, 2022

Council Meeting will be held at Granby City Hall

302 North Main Street

Opening Prayer

Pledge of Allegiance

6:00 p.m.

Meeting called to order and roll call:

1) Approval of Agenda as presented

2) Approval of Minutes January 11, 2022

New Business:

1) Bills to Pay, Balances on hand

2) Department Head Reports

3) Discussion re: additional storage for The Foundry

4) RFPs for sewer cleaning and smoke testing and CCTV

5) Discussion re: Senior Center

6) Business zoning, retail

7) Discussion re: gymnasium use/membership

8.) Concrete ramp revision

9) Closed Session re: Real Estate Matters

Closed session in accordance with RSMo 6 10.021(3) reference real estate matters

Street-Walking Main Street with those who have Destroyed Granby Most.

I suppose Granby could use a small boutique thrift store run by gliberal middle-aged strong empowered wymyn that smell good slightly more than a Gayporium selling used rubber-goods for the weekend for the Granby Inbred-swingers market, a used adult book store and a gay bath-house but NOT if Barry Flint or Pfat Jackass Kelly or Crooked Evil Awful Ira Hawkins or any moar of the Granby City Council-Criminals have anything to do with it.

For those who don’t live in Granby who are just driving along on U.S. Route 60 and looking at the few remaining buildings back from around the early 1900s but with gaps, the people who are behind today’s salebrayshun are mainly the ones who have done the most to destroy these old buildings and to impoverish Granby’s people and the big buildings that their vigorous ancestors built five generations ago that only a few, like Jamie Arnall and the Tanners, Farmers and Burnetts even wish to maintain intact. Most of the Granby Inbreds are resigned to having their town go further down the crapper — indeed they can’t even maintain the water and sewer infrastructure — because they keep on electing the very sorts of criminals and degenerates on the thieving Granby City Council who will steal everything they can to coonvert it to theys’ own uses. Granby City corruption and degeneracy is legendary in this area and they have set up an animal Granby Piglice Department which is run less honestly than Saddam Hussein ran his Republican Guard. Thievery and corruption and sometimes rape even of children is carried out and condoned, but that is a different part of this blog which intends to detail today’s events.

Why cum-cum, cum-cum to Granby?
You’ll likely be fine as long as you keep your wallet on a chain.

First of all, another Granby Heritage Building, the Old Boy Scout Building, was given to Barry Flint to run with a figurehead female as a “Boutique Thrift Store.” She is a very nice, obviously rich female who runs another boutique store further down the road which has items that a rogue male like myself feels totally alien in. When I did go in I was suffocated in the stench of perfume and of estrogen from four women and so I left quickly promising to return — but unlike McArthur — someday, but not soon. I much prefer the smell of a feed store or tractor dealership and the rough company there.

Which is why I have chided her for being used by Barry Flint as a catspaw. Barry Flint used to be mayor of Granby back in 1987 to 1989 and Barry brought in a cheap new sewer to Granby paid for by 95% state and federal ZOGbux because Granby was the largest municipality in Missouri without a sewer system and since the Inbreds didn’t want to pay for one the State of Missouri gave them one cheap with the experimental treatment of Ultraviolet light which failed within 20 years long after it was not fully paid for with 40-year bonds.

Barry Flint likes to pretend to be a man of God which makes it easier for him to be a rabid thieving scumbag. Immediately Barry raised the water and sewer rates, which was to be expected, but wanting to set up a trailer park for the poor and young to live in for $300-$400 per month, Barry figured out that these poor people starting out would prefer to simply buy a cheap used single-wide for a few thousand, pay $500 to move it in and set it up, and then after a year they would have a crappy starter home to live in for around $1000-5000 as opposed to paying Barry Flint that much for just one year and have nothing to show for it. As was the custom, some of these young people would fix it up or add to it or replace it as they got older and so Granby would slowly grow with herds of whigger & anglo-mestizo Granby Inbreds.

So Barry and a few others of the Granby Shitty Council-Criminals decided to pass new [f]laws but how to enfarce these sundry [f]laws? The Newton County Sheriff — not even Ron Doerge selling delicious nutricious avaricious doerge-dope / meth — wanted to dick with running inbreds and theys’ spawn out of Granby as itz bad for bizness. And fat old Dewey Beaver who would write ONE $300 ticket per year wanted no part of Build-Back-Barry-Better of the District of Flintville. So the most thieving and vicious of the thieving Inbreds (especially JoAnn Lamp and Joyce Mann) plotted to bring about a Granby Piglice State a all and so here cum-cum, cum-cums the most degenerate and thieving Piglice Farce ever. The Granby Police Department and its rent-a-lawyer from the dregs of the legal profession.

And the rest is history which will be covered further in this blog. Anyways . . .

Now Barry Flint shows up to Granby City Council most of the time like a hungry hound fed cut-off scraps from the operating table, which is even worse than Bismarck’s observation about watching polyticks is like watching sausage being made. Because Soylent Granby is made out of Inbreds.

But Barry Flint is no absentee landlord but keeps on maintaining the thieving. Barry was present at the Street-Walking Main Street Event for “Boutique Bizness.”

If itz not so wonderful a life then this must be Flintville

Now this Old Boy Scout Building is another old Heritage Building and the only reason it is in good shape is because until recently the City of Granby didn’t own it. Instead one of the Granby “Bad Ol’ Boys” coonvinced the Methodist Church to sign it over to Granby within the past eight years or so. Otherwise it would be in the same shape as Granby City Hall or rather Barry Flint’s someday New Old Hardware Building.

So what happened to the Boy Scouts? Well they’ve gone woke and got broke[backed]. Some of them followed Ashley Edgmon the Baal-Priest of the First Synagogue of Satan & the Pied-Piper of Allieger-Martin who led them all into fiscal drowning in the unnecessary storm-water sewer plant and the rest got [de]merit badges in sodomy and civic corruption upon joining the baal-priesthood as altar-tards.

But now let’s cover a particularly evil and worthless piece of shit who has worked overtime in destroying the Granby Heritage Buildings — and for the children too! Regrettably it has lived on for another year but one can only hope that the FrankenFauchi Flu will carry away this thieving Granby City Council-Criminal like it did for JoAnn Lamp, Joyce Mann and possibly Mild Swill Cooper.

This member in good standing with the local Granby Piglice State in fact was trying to make Jamie Arnall destroy her old hardware building until Jamie gave up and deeded it over to Barry Flint’s F-GG BBBBBBB. This senile thieving old piece of shit even pressured unceasingly this older couple to tear down their old three-story concrete building that was crumbling at their own expense in early December. Meanwhile there is a long-crumbling church downtown next to the convenience store which has been in decay for the past 20 years but because it has been bought by beaners for $4000, neither Pfat Jackass Kelly, Baal Shittrell, Gomer-Goober Cattrell nor especially Mayor Crooked Evil Awful Ira Hawkins will do anything about it because while they will cheerfully bulldoze down my properties or prevent poor whites from putting up a single-wide to raise their young in, these anti-white racists will worship the most dirty Squatemelan or rapefugee Somalian. In fact, Pfat Jackass Kelly should wear while campaigning for a second term a t-shirt with “I cum-cum, cum-cum 2 Granby for the niggers !!!”

The Killing of Rambo in Granby

Inbred anglo-mestizos kill both dogs & whiggers but eat neither.

Rambo gots gunned down in Granby

Pfat Jackass Kelly, Granby Council-Criminal & Piece of Shit:

Everyone in Granby Loved this Dog. Well, obviously not “Everyone”.

Rambo shot 4 times! Yes 4 times!! In broad daylight, in the city limits and in the direction of a daycare where kids were at! across Highway 60 shot Rambo where he was laying in the grass that he called home. shotter claims “self-defense.” But how is it self-defense when the human is going after the dog not the dog going after the human? Rambo was a big big dog and a barker & growler. Really really dangerous if you are a pussy.

Rambo has been on that corner for the last 3 years, I’ve never been able to touch him or pet him. A professional Trapper could not trap him because he was so smart. He would go and visit the dogs at the pound to keep them company. He not only protected my property but the neighbor property as well everybody knew Rambo and everybody knew that Rambo would not let them get close enough to pet him and or catch him. Why is it that fools want to pet a big dog that growls and don’t belong to them?

I am devastated over the way that Rambo passed away! Or I should say that the way Rambo was killed! I myself am devastated as to how this fat ignorant piece of shit is a South Ward Shitty Council-Criminal who along with Mayor Crooked Evil Awful Ira Hawkins likes to call the Granby Piglice to arrest myself for making fun of these pieces of shit on the City Council and the way he keeps on trying to destroy Granby Heritage Buildings at the expense of the owners.

I am devastated over the loss of Rambo but much more devastated to know that a human could walk across the road where a dog was laying in the grass and shoot him 4 times in broad daylight, in the city limits, towards a daycare and then just walk away. And then have the audacity to claim self-defense! I myself am devastated that the wrong Kelly jackass got r.u.n.n.t.-o.v.e.r.

Pfat Jackass Kelly and a Tale of Two Jackasses

As a good friend said I truly hope we get “Justice for Rambo!”

As a lying piece of shit I certainly will stir shit up in Granby.

Jim Channel shoahs up from Suck Granby Dry following too closely his sock-puppet

In addition to being a thieving genius, walnut logger, porn watcher, running “Suck Granby Dry”, trying to teach the Granby She-Mayoress book-keeping & learning from her how to lay pipe, Jimb[l]o Channel is a Great Master[Debatard] of Espionage & Mayor Crooked Evil Ira Hawkins’ Prodigal Spawn

Jim Channel:

I am so very glad that early in the morning before you show up for a hard daze thieving, watching porn, moderating Suck Granby Dry, and overseeing logging operations at the Granby ball park that you along with your sock-puppet had time to post here on Granby UnCensored.

I’m going to ask Jeromy to let me back on to Granby Thots & Views but not to post, just to collect grist for my rhetorical mill as opposed to infiltraiting with a new sock-puppet and then when getting about a dozen or so blowing one away like Greg “5G” Johnson. Putting in a Gayporium that sells rubber goods for the weekend, a used adult bookstore & a gay bath-house atop Crooked Evil Ira’s Toxic Waste Dump as part of the Flintville-Greater Granby Build Back Better Boutique Bizness Bureau (henceforth F-GGBBBBBB) is a stretch for Moan Persona.

There are some, like T-Rampage Gamble that thinks you are a 91 IQ (on a good day) thieving moron as present patriarch of the Channel Fambly. Channel is defined as being between “cancer” and “chlymidia” on the Granby City lumpen-anglo-mestizo-tariate body polytick. Closer to chlymidia most of the time but persistent like cancer. Better City Councils got rid of you but only for a while and you were back like untreated syphilis.

Actually, I think that you are a glib sub-moron as well, but with a genius for thievery who fits well with the present Granby City Council. Mayor Crooked Evil Ira Hawkins at the last City Council Meating — in which there were only nine left — said that even though the Council-Cucks wanted you to get off your ass and deliver “final notice” for shutting off City Utilities [while a rattlesnake will give ‘final notice’ a baal-priest like Crooked Ira and the r.u.n.n.t.-o.f.f.t. Assley Edgmon won’t] Crooked Ira gave the parable of the lazy son who wouldn’t get off his ass in bed and go to work on time.

Here’s Mayor Crooked Evil Ira’s Parable about the Prodigal Channel: Crooked Evil Ira has a son who will not get up and thieve from Granby. So when he finally gets up it is to watch Internet Porn and to tinket with his Facebook Channel, and to put yet another clamp joining the other dozen on the 10 ft. water or sewer pipe, to try to teach the She-Mayoress how to book-keep & for her to teach you how to lay pipe, and to log off the walnut and oak timber trees at the Granby ball park. So Crooked Evil Ira doesn’t want to trifle with the Prodigal Channel’s propensity for thieving. Thus even though there was a 3-0 vote to make you work, and two of them already got theys’ itty-bitty heads together to make you work they still cucked out like chicken waste through a tin horn.

So here’s the deal for you, Jim Channel. You get to post here on Granby UnCensored — as does anybody. And both you and Jeromy allow myself the same. Jeremy on Granby’s Thots & Views and you on Suck Granby Dry, er, Help Granby Grow.

The Dec. 2021 City Council Meating could best be described as “Chickens are cum-cumming home to roost.” They admitted that they should have patched up the sewer and water leaks before going $3.2 million into debt. You admitted to logging off the Granby ball park. By default the Granby Cemetery Board is going to have to fend for itself. And the only options for getting out of this mess is getting the Granby retarded voters living with decayed infrastructure is for them to foolishly give you Granby Council-Criminals and employees who will not work yet another $100-200 thousand in [ab]use sales taxes taking 2.6250 percent on their Internet purchases which will not help a single one of Granbys’ current merchants.

I had to laugh when Joe Guinn cumplained about your logging these walnut logs but said it had to be “through the right Channels.” Wrong Joe, say it isn’t so. In Granby the “right channels” is ALWAYS the “Wrong Channels.”

You and Jeremy lets me on your respective Facebook Channels then you will get the uncensored cut of the Granby City Council-Criminal Meatings as opposed to having to watch Muh Directard’s Cut and not have to worry about a whorde of sock-possums to boot.

What say you? I don’t mind being lied to because I expect nothing else from you.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin Lindstedt
Current Elected South Ward City Councilman