All Roads out of Idiocracy Leads to Fewer Idiocratards Living in Squalor
Someone recently lamented about the position of Granby City Collector no longer being an elective position, just as they mourn the rising city utility bills from a corrupt city council since like forever, but accellerated within the past five years under both T-Rampage Gamble and Ira Hawkins [Mal]Adminisrations.
But let’s not forget that Granby people have voted for everything involving taxation which the City Council put in the Granby trough. T-Rampage Gamble bullied the City Collector — an elective position acting as a veto to City Council corruption — into resigning. But the People of Granby voted to make of it an employee postition so that there was absolutely no veto over financial affairs. Having an elected City Collector meant that both the Mayor and the City Collector had to agree in large part because the City Collector could summon the state authorities to investigation. Now the City Council hires in effect an office worker — living outside the city limits — like the current City Clerk Lawna Price who can neither do book-keeping nor does the billing but rather coonives as “The She-Mayoress” living not only outside the town but likely the County as well. Along with her “Lustful Meercat” still hanging onto as head of the TIF Bored until they go through the rest of the $280,000 or so left there on sundry schemes of cash flow. Neither of them could run a feed store in Granby but they sure can help the current City Council run Granby — right into the ground.
The People of Granby have voted for the highest sales taxes in Newton County. As a result no one with much serious buying to do buys in Granby, but rather Neosho, Joplin and Monett. Granby should be the “Queen City” of Eastern Newton County. Instead it is a decaying shithole with its own bypass of county roads much like its fellow Shithole Piglice State of Diamond. The problem is that everywhere else at least has grown some while Granby further decays. The City of Seneca voted in a $6.2 million sewer project but at least they were promised to keep Milnot Milk jobs. When Milnot sold out to Smuckers then they closed the plant but were stuck with having to pay for the sewer project. Whereass in Granby all the Pisspul of Granby have to show for it will be having their rainwater from two inches to four inches treated in order that Allieger-Martin can collect $830,000 and the City Council-Criminals can get a free yellow t-shirt, 30 pieces of silver and an unknown amount in kickbacks. That and paying for it until 2045 or longer. Such a deal.
The People of Granby have voted for a TIF District whose sole purpose was to give the Styrons $250,000 for a metal building designed to the specifications of the Dollar General Store so that they could get the lease payments forever. Then when their old building couldn’t get the cheap sweatshop Chinese textile goods they sold — as arranged by T-Rampage Gamble all along under guise of a “new” police station. They couldn’t and wouldn’t buy the best of the old buildings next door to Granby City Hall of Rex Burnett’s old grocery and laundromat for $30,000 as I urged when I was running for mayor against T-Rampage Gamble back from 2016-17. They then voted for a 1/4 cent “Granby Piglice Tax” which was used to pay $253,000 until 2032 for the Styron’s surplus eyesore of a building. I got arrested for peacefully protesting and convicted of violating Granby Ordinance #815 of “making fun of the mayor” in a mockery of a municipal kort trial held in Neosho lasting 2 hours and 35 minutes in which the Missouri Attorney General’s office and that corporate meercat Josh Hawley sent down his deputy attorney general Caleb Wagner to endorce this bogus “domestic protection order” against myself trying to find out what your legendarily corrupt Granby City Hall is up to. I filed a third Missouri Sunshine Act Enforcement Action against the Styron purchase but decided to drop the matter last September because if all of the one-quarter piglice sales tax is spent on an old worthless building until 2032 then what of it? An honest regime has those who benefit the most from the police paying for their security. The Granby Police Department has gained a reputation for being the place where new piglice either begin or end theys carreer of being bullies hiding behind a badge — but I’ll catalog theys’ sordid history of brutality, kidnappings, thievery, rapes, child molestations, and absolute thuggery since 1994 another day.
How else can you explain except for being a Granby Piglice State where Fraaaaankie gets to run wild and is caught & released on his own recognizance after refusal to appear twice on a warrant whereass I myself have been warrantless arrested around a dozen times the past five years upon the order & sometimes the whim of the Granby City Counci or just the Granby Piglice? Why I was thrown out of a “public meeting” right before an audience of typpycull Granby Pissple as recently as 14 July 2020, two weeks ago for wanting to “interrogate” Sue Bascomb the grant writer of a bogus Community Action Block Grant application for $750,000 pretending that a scheme to give $830,000 to Allieger-Martin / Gene Spears for two goldbrick-plated stormwater sewer basins to store stormwater was Section Eight housing for Somalian negros like Noel is infested with and a Resolution to have the Granby Piglice not beat the crap out of antifa gliberal whiggresses and rioting negroes which might choose to visit. From my own investigation the current Granby Police Chief and his wife were run out of Norwood for much the same reasons as what they are doing in Granby, i.e. trying to turn the human dumping ground for Newton County into a sort of suburban bedroom community but the Norwoodians were made of sterner stuff. I was threatened with arrest on March 10 for placing my camera outside an arbitrary police line of coverage for they’s Flint Enterprises $4,956 video-camera system with three percent dynamic range (When a $30 Logitech web cam bought at Best Buy would have worked much better.)
This while seating one of they’s new baal-priests given that the City Council-Criminals choose to not recognize that while they’s Mattoidchurian McCaindidate Ashley Edgemon did get 80 percent of the voat because Ashley r.u.n.n.t.-o.f.f.t. to Vero Beach Floriduh and intended to do so all the time when he was forced by his fellow City Council-Criminals to file at 4:49 on January 21, 2020 eleven minutes before closing time for filing. The Granby City Council has become such a toxic place unlike back six years ago when 19 year olds were filing — like the old one-egg incubators selling for $9.99 at the back of comic books 40 years ago touting “the Miracle of Birth” — that it took six daze for Ashley to decide to run even though after ramming through the Allieger-Martin stormwater sewer scam that he would be r.u.n.n.t.i.n.g.-o.f.f.t back to Floriduh and not paying a penny until 2045 in sewer bonds or having his Synogogue-of-Satan pay the raised utility bills resulting in his foray into Granby Polyticks. So these Granby City Council-Criminals and theys’ Piglice and Pub[l]ic [Non]Works Directards have no use for representative dem[on]ocracy.
Well neither do I. But like all revolutionaries, especially in these Pre-Collapse times and just like the Founding Felons of 1776 one seizes power by claiming that those who have power lack legitimacy due to corruption.
Back in 2011 when the Arab Spring sprung and the Egyptians overthrew their military dictatorships in favor of electorial representative democracy of the Muslim Brotherhood. But there is only enough carrying capacity for less than 40 million and with 80 million population they had to be fed from abroad and were to not fight with the Israelis. Within a month or so back to a military dictatorship theywent and everyone was coontent enough and those who weren’t were shut down and muzzled — sorta like myself. Can’t take care of Roxie while I’m sitting with Billy Gillibrand in the Newton County Jail. We all got to pretend to be under [D]Rule of [F]Law.
That is why I laugh at naive people like Jaimie Arnall. We can be friends and remain friends. I want Granby to have running cheap city water and sewer for the best of my houses in Granby. So does she. I don’t want TIF money to be spent tearing down Granby Heritage buildings and she wants to restore them including those way too far gone. She will start threads on Granby Thots & Views aganst the RV Park scheme for the waning TIF funds but when asked, “What comes next now that everyone except the beneficiaries agree that this is a bad idea?” she draws a blank and that thread like all threads of how to fix Granby peters out because it is a Granby People problem and unless you can figure out how to break the chains holding all of us together then there is only a Pol Pot solution.
Anyways, now she asks, “What should we seek out in a Granby City Council-Criminal?” Well, judging on the results, how about a never-ending sense of entitlement like the antifa and Black Lives Matter bunch living in a Big Blue City but scaled down a bit for a fourth-class municipality headed like a bullet for sixth or six-hundred-sixty&sixth rate status? That means a baal-priest like Ira Hawkins or Ashley Edgemon or Charles Brown who mistake the ability to be a skillit-licker and fried-chicken eater for executive and legislative ability — over others, not theysselfs. They claim to worship two masters, both civic Caesar and religious Satan, but render neither true faith not alliegance to either. They are most polite and even sorta open to free speech as guaranteed by the CONstipations & Bill of Goods of both the ZOG-USSA and the State of Missery whenever they’s piglice muscle are absent but when the Granby Piglice presence is present then best go to meetings with the bond money in pocket and see if one can get by with less than a half-dozen threats of kidnapping, felonious restraint, and slanders about what a big pervert I am by those who have long since bit off the nuts of theys meercat spawn and alleged humpers.
Insofar as asking not to “bash” those Granby City Council-criminal traitors and thieves which better and sterner regimes under Theodoric the Great or Felix Sulla the Dictator or Cambysis II would have respectively strangled with the intestines of theys’ worthless families for perjury or crucified if baal-priest for civic simony & sodomy and/or skinned alive for corruption, well, methinks someone asks too much for something which will not happen. The Granby City Council Criminals won’t be in a mood to go directly an everburning Hell (as they profess to believe but obviously do not) unless they are facing dire consequences for their actions in this life. They won’t profess remorse except as an attempt to escape punishment and they won’t make theys’ way to Hell unless they are sent upon theys’ end destination.
But that is exactly what 80 percent of the Granby population wants, is someone who will cheat and rob them blind as long as it is done with a sanctimonious air and odor. I call Crooked Ira Hawkins the “Master of Sanctimonies” although Assley Edgemon was also an accomplished thieving baal-priest. I so enjoyed looking at Assley’s boodle left behind in the dumpster. Assley was in a panic like a cowardly recruit abandoning the baggage train. The yellow 2x Allieger-Martin t-shirt. The glass begging bowl like a lounge singer. Not the 30 pieces of silver but the five years of Granby City records, most of them likely destroyed by Lawna Price by vote of Council-Criminal revealing the mindset of an absolutely mediocre mind of a skillit-licking baal-priest who left behind his calling cards as a “pastor” in the dumpster as if Assley the R.u.n.n.t.-O.f.f.t. will never play baal-priest again, nor lick a skillit dry of white sausage gravy or sop it up with an Always Save fake-buttermilk bisquit or eat the overcooked over-fried 99-cent a pound Tysons chicken breast, nor yelp alond in pub[l]ic to Almighty D-g, or help the Boy Scouts earn theys’ merit badges in Civic Corruption (like on 20 June 2017 when T-Rampage was yapping about putting up ordinances regarding small houses just after letting in Council-Criminal Joyce Mann put in her used double-wide in violation of they’s own council-criminal ordinance with the collusion of the Granby City Piglice and City Attorney). [From what I hear during late-night TV commercials the Boy Scouts must have had a Sodomy Merit Badge as well, call an 1-800-LAW-YERS for a free coonsultation if NOT satisfied, cum-cum, cum-cum!!!]
There is a reason for a $4,956 videocamera from Flint Enterprises with a 3% dynamic range when a $30 Logitech web-camera from Best Buy would have worked out better. There is a reason for a $17,000 sign across in the park from City Hall but still not a $100 sign over the 1934 WPA-built Community Building. Can you say, “Thieving Granby City Council-Critter-Criminals & Cousin Inbred Jed & Maynardine Sucking Up Lead who voted for them agin and agin and agin?” All it takes is a bit of intellectual and moral honesty & then I know you can. If deficient in this, then lots of luck because the world will always be a dangerous and unprofitable place.
You have to understand Granby Shitty Polyticks. Eighty percent of the population votes for thieving baal-priests and for high utility bills and decaying infrastructure and for living in houses worth at most 60% of the value of a house in Neosho dreaming of the Granby graft & corruption machine “breaking good” enough to raise theys’ property values so that they can live in Neosho or better yet in Carl Junction. The Twenty Percent who matter and vote for me or for Granby Reform are chained up with Cousin Inbred Jed & Maynardine in a Twentieth Century Idiocracy. Eighty Percent outnumbers the Twenty Percent and always will in a dem[on]ocracy. That is why I am looking forward to the onrushing Post-Collapse Ten Thousand Warlords local military dictatorships over the 10-20 million ex-whigger ZOGling lumpen-whiggertariate. My vision of the future is the perfection of 1910 small-town Alabama while being coontent to the realities of living like in rural 1910 Mississippi. All roads out of Idiocracy lead to yeoman peasantry living in the Ozarks if it all turns out well as can be expected.
The best thing which could happen is a May 2003 tornado that ripped through Pierce City, tore out the entire downtown and had the insurance companies and relief pay for a new downtown. YHWH Lightning as you will. Otherwise Granby will become like flooded Houston, or Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico or even Pitcher Oklahoma. I was looking at a re-run from 2007 of “Life After People” and seen where after years of cleanup after cleanup the powers that be finally decided to simply buy people out and Pitcher becum a ghost town. A third-world population living in a third-world ZOGland — my term for the Mighty Evil AmurriKwan / Neo-Babylonian Empire — is not going to get much help now that the ZOGland has becum-cum cum-cum an open-air free-range nuthouse / prison shithole where there is no Brigadoon of beautiful 120+ IQ White People to flee to.
To the twenty percent who voted for myself and my political platform of fixing the water pipes and plugging the sewer leaks and disclaiming the bogus stornwater sewer scam and re-opening up the schools well thanks. I’m going to cum-cum cum-cum-plain to the Republican Missouri state government officials about Granby City corruption. Yes, I know: Ha ha ha !!!
But on a more coonstructive note I suggest the Tony Randall Gremlin’s advice in Gremlins II of stocking up with canned food & shotgun shells. That and growing a large garden and voting no on any gnu taxes or levies or Granby baal-priests and collecting your rainwater and buying and learning to use a composting toilet and treating the Granby City Council-Criminals & they who will vote for such with all the coontempt that they deserve. And to let Nature take its course.
Hail Victory !!!
Pastor Doctor Martin Lindstedt, CJCC/AN, M.D. (Mad Dog)
