Eighty Percent of Granby People Voted For That Which They Deserve

All Roads out of Idiocracy Leads to Fewer Idiocratards Living in Squalor

Someone recently lamented about the position of Granby City Collector no longer being an elective position, just as they mourn the rising city utility bills from a corrupt city council since like forever, but accellerated within the past five years under both T-Rampage Gamble and Ira Hawkins [Mal]Adminisrations.

But let’s not forget that Granby people have voted for everything involving taxation which the City Council put in the Granby trough. T-Rampage Gamble bullied the City Collector — an elective position acting as a veto to City Council corruption — into resigning. But the People of Granby voted to make of it an employee postition so that there was absolutely no veto over financial affairs. Having an elected City Collector meant that both the Mayor and the City Collector had to agree in large part because the City Collector could summon the state authorities to investigation. Now the City Council hires in effect an office worker — living outside the city limits — like the current City Clerk Lawna Price who can neither do book-keeping nor does the billing but rather coonives as “The She-Mayoress” living not only outside the town but likely the County as well. Along with her “Lustful Meercat” still hanging onto as head of the TIF Bored until they go through the rest of the $280,000 or so left there on sundry schemes of cash flow. Neither of them could run a feed store in Granby but they sure can help the current City Council run Granby — right into the ground.

The People of Granby have voted for the highest sales taxes in Newton County. As a result no one with much serious buying to do buys in Granby, but rather Neosho, Joplin and Monett. Granby should be the “Queen City” of Eastern Newton County. Instead it is a decaying shithole with its own bypass of county roads much like its fellow Shithole Piglice State of Diamond. The problem is that everywhere else at least has grown some while Granby further decays. The City of Seneca voted in a $6.2 million sewer project but at least they were promised to keep Milnot Milk jobs. When Milnot sold out to Smuckers then they closed the plant but were stuck with having to pay for the sewer project. Whereass in Granby all the Pisspul of Granby have to show for it will be having their rainwater from two inches to four inches treated in order that Allieger-Martin can collect $830,000 and the City Council-Criminals can get a free yellow t-shirt, 30 pieces of silver and an unknown amount in kickbacks. That and paying for it until 2045 or longer. Such a deal.

The People of Granby have voted for a TIF District whose sole purpose was to give the Styrons $250,000 for a metal building designed to the specifications of the Dollar General Store so that they could get the lease payments forever. Then when their old building couldn’t get the cheap sweatshop Chinese textile goods they sold — as arranged by T-Rampage Gamble all along under guise of a “new” police station. They couldn’t and wouldn’t buy the best of the old buildings next door to Granby City Hall of Rex Burnett’s old grocery and laundromat for $30,000 as I urged when I was running for mayor against T-Rampage Gamble back from 2016-17. They then voted for a 1/4 cent “Granby Piglice Tax” which was used to pay $253,000 until 2032 for the Styron’s surplus eyesore of a building. I got arrested for peacefully protesting and convicted of violating Granby Ordinance #815 of “making fun of the mayor” in a mockery of a municipal kort trial held in Neosho lasting 2 hours and 35 minutes in which the Missouri Attorney General’s office and that corporate meercat Josh Hawley sent down his deputy attorney general Caleb Wagner to endorce this bogus “domestic protection order” against myself trying to find out what your legendarily corrupt Granby City Hall is up to. I filed a third Missouri Sunshine Act Enforcement Action against the Styron purchase but decided to drop the matter last September because if all of the one-quarter piglice sales tax is spent on an old worthless building until 2032 then what of it? An honest regime has those who benefit the most from the police paying for their security. The Granby Police Department has gained a reputation for being the place where new piglice either begin or end theys carreer of being bullies hiding behind a badge — but I’ll catalog theys’ sordid history of brutality, kidnappings, thievery, rapes, child molestations, and absolute thuggery since 1994 another day.

How else can you explain except for being a Granby Piglice State where Fraaaaankie gets to run wild and is caught & released on his own recognizance after refusal to appear twice on a warrant whereass I myself have been warrantless arrested around a dozen times the past five years upon the order & sometimes the whim of the Granby City Counci or just the Granby Piglice? Why I was thrown out of a “public meeting” right before an audience of typpycull Granby Pissple as recently as 14 July 2020, two weeks ago for wanting to “interrogate” Sue Bascomb the grant writer of a bogus Community Action Block Grant application for $750,000 pretending that a scheme to give $830,000 to Allieger-Martin / Gene Spears for two goldbrick-plated stormwater sewer basins to store stormwater was Section Eight housing for Somalian negros like Noel is infested with and a Resolution to have the Granby Piglice not beat the crap out of antifa gliberal whiggresses and rioting negroes which might choose to visit. From my own investigation the current Granby Police Chief and his wife were run out of Norwood for much the same reasons as what they are doing in Granby, i.e. trying to turn the human dumping ground for Newton County into a sort of suburban bedroom community but the Norwoodians were made of sterner stuff. I was threatened with arrest on March 10 for placing my camera outside an arbitrary police line of coverage for they’s Flint Enterprises $4,956 video-camera system with three percent dynamic range (When a $30 Logitech web cam bought at Best Buy would have worked much better.)

This while seating one of they’s new baal-priests given that the City Council-Criminals choose to not recognize that while they’s Mattoidchurian McCaindidate Ashley Edgemon did get 80 percent of the voat because Ashley r.u.n.n.t.-o.f.f.t. to Vero Beach Floriduh and intended to do so all the time when he was forced by his fellow City Council-Criminals to file at 4:49 on January 21, 2020 eleven minutes before closing time for filing. The Granby City Council has become such a toxic place unlike back six years ago when 19 year olds were filing — like the old one-egg incubators selling for $9.99 at the back of comic books 40 years ago touting “the Miracle of Birth” — that it took six daze for Ashley to decide to run even though after ramming through the Allieger-Martin stormwater sewer scam that he would be r.u.n.n.t.i.n.g.-o.f.f.t back to Floriduh and not paying a penny until 2045 in sewer bonds or having his Synogogue-of-Satan pay the raised utility bills resulting in his foray into Granby Polyticks. So these Granby City Council-Criminals and theys’ Piglice and Pub[l]ic [Non]Works Directards have no use for representative dem[on]ocracy.

Well neither do I. But like all revolutionaries, especially in these Pre-Collapse times and just like the Founding Felons of 1776 one seizes power by claiming that those who have power lack legitimacy due to corruption.

Back in 2011 when the Arab Spring sprung and the Egyptians overthrew their military dictatorships in favor of electorial representative democracy of the Muslim Brotherhood. But there is only enough carrying capacity for less than 40 million and with 80 million population they had to be fed from abroad and were to not fight with the Israelis. Within a month or so back to a military dictatorship theywent and everyone was coontent enough and those who weren’t were shut down and muzzled — sorta like myself. Can’t take care of Roxie while I’m sitting with Billy Gillibrand in the Newton County Jail. We all got to pretend to be under [D]Rule of [F]Law.

That is why I laugh at naive people like Jaimie Arnall. We can be friends and remain friends. I want Granby to have running cheap city water and sewer for the best of my houses in Granby. So does she. I don’t want TIF money to be spent tearing down Granby Heritage buildings and she wants to restore them including those way too far gone. She will start threads on Granby Thots & Views aganst the RV Park scheme for the waning TIF funds but when asked, “What comes next now that everyone except the beneficiaries agree that this is a bad idea?” she draws a blank and that thread like all threads of how to fix Granby peters out because it is a Granby People problem and unless you can figure out how to break the chains holding all of us together then there is only a Pol Pot solution.

Anyways, now she asks, “What should we seek out in a Granby City Council-Criminal?” Well, judging on the results, how about a never-ending sense of entitlement like the antifa and Black Lives Matter bunch living in a Big Blue City but scaled down a bit for a fourth-class municipality headed like a bullet for sixth or six-hundred-sixty&sixth rate status? That means a baal-priest like Ira Hawkins or Ashley Edgemon or Charles Brown who mistake the ability to be a skillit-licker and fried-chicken eater for executive and legislative ability — over others, not theysselfs. They claim to worship two masters, both civic Caesar and religious Satan, but render neither true faith not alliegance to either. They are most polite and even sorta open to free speech as guaranteed by the CONstipations & Bill of Goods of both the ZOG-USSA and the State of Missery whenever they’s piglice muscle are absent but when the Granby Piglice presence is present then best go to meetings with the bond money in pocket and see if one can get by with less than a half-dozen threats of kidnapping, felonious restraint, and slanders about what a big pervert I am by those who have long since bit off the nuts of theys meercat spawn and alleged humpers.

Insofar as asking not to “bash” those Granby City Council-criminal traitors and thieves which better and sterner regimes under Theodoric the Great or Felix Sulla the Dictator or Cambysis II would have respectively strangled with the intestines of theys’ worthless families for perjury or crucified if baal-priest for civic simony & sodomy and/or skinned alive for corruption, well, methinks someone asks too much for something which will not happen. The Granby City Council Criminals won’t be in a mood to go directly an everburning Hell (as they profess to believe but obviously do not) unless they are facing dire consequences for their actions in this life. They won’t profess remorse except as an attempt to escape punishment and they won’t make theys’ way to Hell unless they are sent upon theys’ end destination.

But that is exactly what 80 percent of the Granby population wants, is someone who will cheat and rob them blind as long as it is done with a sanctimonious air and odor. I call Crooked Ira Hawkins the “Master of Sanctimonies” although Assley Edgemon was also an accomplished thieving baal-priest. I so enjoyed looking at Assley’s boodle left behind in the dumpster. Assley was in a panic like a cowardly recruit abandoning the baggage train. The yellow 2x Allieger-Martin t-shirt. The glass begging bowl like a lounge singer. Not the 30 pieces of silver but the five years of Granby City records, most of them likely destroyed by Lawna Price by vote of Council-Criminal revealing the mindset of an absolutely mediocre mind of a skillit-licking baal-priest who left behind his calling cards as a “pastor” in the dumpster as if Assley the R.u.n.n.t.-O.f.f.t. will never play baal-priest again, nor lick a skillit dry of white sausage gravy or sop it up with an Always Save fake-buttermilk bisquit or eat the overcooked over-fried 99-cent a pound Tysons chicken breast, nor yelp alond in pub[l]ic to Almighty D-g, or help the Boy Scouts earn theys’ merit badges in Civic Corruption (like on 20 June 2017 when T-Rampage was yapping about putting up ordinances regarding small houses just after letting in Council-Criminal Joyce Mann put in her used double-wide in violation of they’s own council-criminal ordinance with the collusion of the Granby City Piglice and City Attorney). [From what I hear during late-night TV commercials the Boy Scouts must have had a Sodomy Merit Badge as well, call an 1-800-LAW-YERS for a free coonsultation if NOT satisfied, cum-cum, cum-cum!!!]

There is a reason for a $4,956 videocamera from Flint Enterprises with a 3% dynamic range when a $30 Logitech web-camera from Best Buy would have worked out better. There is a reason for a $17,000 sign across in the park from City Hall but still not a $100 sign over the 1934 WPA-built Community Building. Can you say, “Thieving Granby City Council-Critter-Criminals & Cousin Inbred Jed & Maynardine Sucking Up Lead who voted for them agin and agin and agin?” All it takes is a bit of intellectual and moral honesty & then I know you can. If deficient in this, then lots of luck because the world will always be a dangerous and unprofitable place.

You have to understand Granby Shitty Polyticks. Eighty percent of the population votes for thieving baal-priests and for high utility bills and decaying infrastructure and for living in houses worth at most 60% of the value of a house in Neosho dreaming of the Granby graft & corruption machine “breaking good” enough to raise theys’ property values so that they can live in Neosho or better yet in Carl Junction. The Twenty Percent who matter and vote for me or for Granby Reform are chained up with Cousin Inbred Jed & Maynardine in a Twentieth Century Idiocracy. Eighty Percent outnumbers the Twenty Percent and always will in a dem[on]ocracy. That is why I am looking forward to the onrushing Post-Collapse Ten Thousand Warlords local military dictatorships over the 10-20 million ex-whigger ZOGling lumpen-whiggertariate. My vision of the future is the perfection of 1910 small-town Alabama while being coontent to the realities of living like in rural 1910 Mississippi. All roads out of Idiocracy lead to yeoman peasantry living in the Ozarks if it all turns out well as can be expected.

The best thing which could happen is a May 2003 tornado that ripped through Pierce City, tore out the entire downtown and had the insurance companies and relief pay for a new downtown. YHWH Lightning as you will. Otherwise Granby will become like flooded Houston, or Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico or even Pitcher Oklahoma. I was looking at a re-run from 2007 of “Life After People” and seen where after years of cleanup after cleanup the powers that be finally decided to simply buy people out and Pitcher becum a ghost town. A third-world population living in a third-world ZOGland — my term for the Mighty Evil AmurriKwan / Neo-Babylonian Empire — is not going to get much help now that the ZOGland has becum-cum cum-cum an open-air free-range nuthouse / prison shithole where there is no Brigadoon of beautiful 120+ IQ White People to flee to.

To the twenty percent who voted for myself and my political platform of fixing the water pipes and plugging the sewer leaks and disclaiming the bogus stornwater sewer scam and re-opening up the schools well thanks. I’m going to cum-cum cum-cum-plain to the Republican Missouri state government officials about Granby City corruption. Yes, I know: Ha ha ha !!!

But on a more coonstructive note I suggest the Tony Randall Gremlin’s advice in Gremlins II of stocking up with canned food & shotgun shells. That and growing a large garden and voting no on any gnu taxes or levies or Granby baal-priests and collecting your rainwater and buying and learning to use a composting toilet and treating the Granby City Council-Criminals & they who will vote for such with all the coontempt that they deserve. And to let Nature take its course.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Doctor Martin Lindstedt, CJCC/AN, M.D. (Mad Dog)

Granby & Eastern Newton County’s On-Coming “New Normal”

(As opposed to the St. Louis Covid-19 Season One The Walking Dead hotspot which I seen yesterday)

There has been a big jump in these ZOG-virus infections (which are relatively benign) here in Newton County. Since you are going to get it anyway — and you likely will unless you become a hermit — it would be best to get it when you are in good health and the sun shines during the late spring. That way you might have some immunity before a new & improved ZOG-virus is unleashed, like the current one in September just in time for the [s]election. Think of the electorial process as Granby writ large on a National scale where they run someone that the Deep State people know won’t be around like Ashley Edgemon so that they can appoint one of theys meat-puppet meercats or simply leave the South Ward open or to run #SenileJoe Biden so that he can croak and we get CrookedHillary or some affirmative action pick female who will further finish off a bankrupt and corrupt regime. There isn’t much difference between how Granby and the District of Corruption is run. Both bankrupt and wanting to pile on the debt which cannot be paid back ever over a declining population as the infrastructure decays then collapses.

I took Roxie Fausnaught up to St. Louis yesterday to see her cancer doctor and he decided to simply keep her rather than have her make the 300 mile trip again. But this was an inner-city major hospital and majority black and unlike here in Newton County EVERYONE was wearing a paper mask and having to get their temperature checked and answer where they been and who they seen in the past two weeks. St Louis has over 600 of the 900 deaths of Missouri. I was told that I wouldn’t be allowed to visit Roxie so I left her there for her treatment. In normal times there would be all manner of delay. Now they want to simply collect the VA payments from Roxie at the highest possible government expense. With this virus the incompetence and stupidity of the entire System seems to be working to my advantage for once.

So to me I’m thankful for the beloved Certificate of Vaccination – 2019 (Covid-19) ZOG-virus and hope to get it just in time while Roxie is in the hospital to help beat back the soon-to-come new&improved ZOG-virus 2020. I asked a homeless man for directions in downtown St. Louis and they all got it and are running around begging for money out in the sunshine as opposed to getting it over at Wally World like everyone else here in Newton County.

Where Newton County is getting the delayed ZOG-virus 2019 model is at the Walmarts and big box stores — where we all go to shop. Now in St. Louis everywhere the normal population isn’t wearing masks. The streets and businesses in downtown St. Louis, especially in the Bosnian ethnic section were a lot less busy than normal — the homeless were not wearing masks. But around the major hospital it looked like Season One of The Walking Dead — everyone in masks and majority non-white. Which makes sense because the very first episodes involved a deadly plague which kills 90% of the population and turns them into zombies in Atlanta. The St. Louis demographic isn’t much, if any, different.

So for those of us desperately wanting to get back to “normal” there is none such. All the ZOG-virus-19 did was to allow the she-mayoress and City Council to fort up in City Hall and to hoover up what little ZOGbux was left in the petty cash drawer. They certainly showed us all that it doesn’t matter what the 1000 voters in the South Ward (as opposed to the 400 voters in the North Ward) might want insofar as fixing the infrastructure is concerned — they will deliberately force someone who knew that he wouldn’t be around to take the office to run against the known “white supremacist” who ran solely on the “fixing up Granby ourselves” platform, not any other issues although to partisans of those who need termination from City employment on the grounds of incompetence & thievery would lie differently. You voted for imcreased taxes building up buildings for public day-care/education and yet, want to keep these glorified day-care centers closed because your particular offspring might catch a ZOG-virus which so far amongst our particular demographic (which for some reason I think is “superior” but then again I have my own peculiar beliefs) has largely killed only the very old and sick who in normal times would be dead within a year of something or another anyways.

I was running for school board as well. My recommendation would have been to close the schools for spring vacation to get the oldsters and dying anyways under quarantine and then after the week was over to keep the schools open. I would have voted to allow those who wanted to keep their children home to do so, to enable home schooling, but to let the vast majority of children to have something to do be spent in acquiring what passes for education in these parts. But I would not add further building to creating expensive buildings and facilities to prop up a failed system which will remain vacant once a second wave of 2020 ZOG-viruses returns. I came in dead last as usual, but at least for East Newton the situation isn’t as dire and there were plenty of other mediocre candidates promising the usual panaceas.

In Granby it was only some foreign woman without any agenda other than wanting power over others and her name and face on TV for running a “town improvement committee” who ran unopposed for the North Ward. The South Ward had the City Council’s Manchurian Meercat who had no intention of facing the consequences of his votes or staying in Granby to help pay the increased taxes and utility fees he brought about (which he never paid anyways but his Church did) versus the “white supremacist” who wanted to repair his town at a cost we could afford. The Granby City Hall culture is so toxic that I could not find reform candidates this year so I filed six days before the end of filing season on 15 January and at the 11th last minute Ashley Edgemon filed at 4:49 pm on 22 January 2020. The plan was to have Ashley Edgemon win and then have the Granby City Council replace him with someone they could appoint. Right now the South Ward City Council seat is vacant because they can’t find a suitable meat-puppet wanting to have a part in federal civil litigation. So much for “representative democracy”. Granby Missouri has rather proven that it is no longer able to govern itself. If we simply cannot fix up our own infrastructure ourselves but rather as having home rule all we can do is to enrich connected contractors at tremendous expense going forward, far better that Granby be dis-incorporated, that the municipal corporation charter be revoked and that those functions devolve to Newton County, which while corrupt itself, has fewer of the personal animosities rife in Granby and that we as former citizens of a failed town have the lowest taxes and utility bills possible.

What I see is myself filing some paperwork to Jefferson City or before the federal district court, some more rats leaving the sinking U.S.S. Granby Tit-antic, and an eventual failed city no longer able to keep up appearances.

As a community we will have to fix or repair our common infrastructure ourselves but where that fails then the default position will be every man for hisself. What we dare not do is to lay in taxation treasures from our own pockets where rust and moth and City Hall thievery doth corrupt.

The Very Last Person Departed Granby South Ward City Council-man Ashley Edgemon Wanted to See His City Council Papers Has His City Council Papers & Other Things of Interest

I go to my house in Granby every day. Usually to get the water or take a shower and to make sure that the rat hasn’t unplugged the refrigerator or to use the old Windows 7 computer. Today I went to get the Granby City Council-Packets and today they gave me the minutes of their secret “emergency” City Council meeting to swear in Ashley Edgemon — but not Reggie Bard — so that Ashley could leave for Florida and the City Council could accept his resignation as planned back when Ashley filed at 4:49pm 22 January 2020 — 11 minutes before filing ended so as to defeat myself who had signed up on 15 Jan 2020. The Granby City Council deliberately made him file so they could later “appoint” a compliant meat-puppet meercat to further steal Granby blind. Ashley Edgemon left this past weekend.

As I drove to where I take care of Roxie, I seen an ice-chest in the small dumpster across from Ashley Edgemon’s former church. So I turned around and the workmen working on Skeeter Lamp’s back yard didn’t bat an eye. So I retrieved the ice-chest, a broken clothes hamper, a broken lawn chair, and saw some binders. I dug deeper. And there were approximately three-four years of the “City Council packets” made for the attention of the Granby City Councilmen for use at Granby Council Meetings. These city packets I have to pay for but Chad Heyworth gets for free as their tame newspaperman. The paperwork had stale coffee and pizza boxes soiling them buI I scooped them up and put them in the broken clothes hamper.

I also found the August 2019 Allieger-Martin sewer report that I shamed a copy from Ashley Edgemon and posted to the Internet. But what I found to show half-hearted shamefulness was a never-worn yellow Allieger-Martin 2X t-shirt which was given as a reward to the City Councilmen. That and Ashley Edgemon’s card holder. Ashley is obviously never going to be a pastor again. It made me mad because here Ashley was, shilling for $3.2 million in unnecessary debt lasting for the next 35 years and here he got a t-shirt and likely other stuff but never will have to pay a penny on it, not him or his kids. Just his stupid, stupid baal-sheep who listened to him and voted for him.

I also found the past city council-packets for March, April, and May 2020. Looks like I’ll not be needing to pay for them now that I got Ashley’s. He threw them away when he fled / r.u.n.n.t,-o.f.f.t. into the night to Florida. The June 2019 Dog&Pony Show Audit. Ashley was not even going to leave a copy for his successor — but he actually did as I’m notifying the Missouri Secretary of State, Attorney General and State Auditor for them to come to Granby and do their jobs.

The past five years of Granby City Hall criminality must be undone. I’ll be releasing these records rescued from the dumpster to those who ask. And as your next South-Ward City Councilman you will be able to see City business done with your tax dollars 10-15 minutes after I see what is on the plate and get my copy.

When I ran on four planks I meant them. 1) Disown Ashley Edgemon’s $3.2 million dollar sewer bond debt. 2). Fix the water pipes 3.) Plug the sewer leaks. and 4) Open the schools and businesses and keep them open.

We need to understand that it is up to us to fix our infrastructure and to hire them who will do it which means firing those who keep us from attaining our objectives.

The trash lady Tami tried to shoo me off but it was too late. I think I got everything except maybe a file or two as she picked up the dumpster and flipped it into the truck. I left behind a broken cork-board and broken picture-frames.

I found in Ashley Edgemon’s Church’s dumpster that it is not only evil which is banal, but representative democracy when run by such as Ashley Edgemon and Granby council-critters.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin Lindstedt
2d Place Granby South Ward City Councilman.