Pastor Mad Dog’s Pick of the Republican Pricks on the 2d Aug 2022 ballot:

US Senate: Eric Greitens (yes a jew and yes ran a Navy SEAL Republican Fambly Values BDSM Rape-Dungeon and yes is one heck of a pussy-grabber even more than the ZOG-Emperor Trump and slapped around his jew wife & kids like the ZOG-Emperor should have done with Ivanka but his nomination will make the RINO-publicucks just shit if he wins.)

State Auditor: Scott Fitzgerald. Just a politician and not a lawyer.

7th Congress District: Eric Burlison — kneejerk coonservative and not a RINO-publican though I like Mike Moon better because he is smarter and killed a live chicken in his campaign ad protesting abortion years ago.

State Senator: Jill Carter Local girl being outspent 6-1 by Baal White, juvenile kort lawyer seeking 2d term

Newton County Presiding Commissioner: Kevin Van Story. Wants a state audit, agrees to video county public meetings, understands that Newton County cannot have economic growth without affordable housing, is no friend of the Newton County courthouse clique, and went to Washington for the Jan. 6th event. Openly is against wasting taxpayer dollars on this county litigation spurred on by pointless power trips between county officials. Is not one of the “Christian Scumbags” helping run Granby as a racketeering outfit.

County Auditor: Raleigh Ritter. Lives near Seneca on the other end of Newton County asks me if I’m staying out of trouble (usually not) and we have a wary relationship. Has offered to dye the white skunk stripe in the middle of his hair if I agree to shave off my half beard. Not gonna happen. I shouldn’t comment on other peoples’ appearance — for obvious reasons and if Raleigh Ritter wants to go through life looking like a skunk then what of it? I know how to mind my own business.

The rest of the county offices are unopposed. I will NOT vote for Ben Baker, Christian Scumbag because for years I’ve told him about Granby corruption and Baker refuses to do anything about it or his friends like Crooked Ira Hawkins doing it.

I will vote FOR Patty Krueger for Clerk of Courts. As Perigo’s secretary she got Judge Kevin Lee Selby on 15 September 2004 to sign a final judgment so that myself and Roxie could file an appeal to try to get the grandkids back. Of course later these evil judges charged me with bogus child molestation charges and I got sent illegally to the NutHouse for refusal to allow a pub[l]ic pretender to [mis]represent me and got five front teeth knocked out on Dec. 6, 2005 by Newton County Deputy Sheriffs and the corrupt Southern Court of Appeals judges denied my appeal while awaiting preliminary hearing and I spent 31 months of torture and doping up until I pretended to hire a lawyer and didn’t and the case fell apart because my retarded 6-year-old grandson got anally raped in foster care, turned into a homo & rage-monster so he chose not to lie about myself. The Newton and Jasper County DFS is running a state-sanctioned pedophile ring. And since I’m running as a write-in for US Senate my campaign slogan is “Pastor Mad Dog will make these regime criminals eat theys’ spawns’ nuts.”

But since I don’t want people thinking I’m a complete sociopath I also urge listeners to not harm Mrs. Krueger or her family. She’s helped me as much as she dared with GRIDS-Grindr Greggy Stremel and that vicious Satanic beast Kevin Lee Selby and the rest of the crooked judges and so I’m grateful.

That and chain up a few past Newton County Sheriffs and theys’ deputies and theys’ famblys to the hitch of theys’ pigmobiles and let them find out the real meaning of “police brutality” in a few rounds being drug in chains around the Courthouse. What goes around cum-cum, cum-cums around.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin ‘Mad Dog’ Lindstedt CJCC/AN

Elected Granby South Ward City Council-Man 2020-22

Write-in Candidate for US Senate

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