It was some sundry tails told by lying idiots to Granby tards signifying nothing much — The 10 May 2022 Granby City Council-Critter Meating

(With apologies to the soul of William Shakespear)

“Out, out, brief candle. Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.
Macbeth after he hears of Lady Macbeth’s death, in Act 5, scene 5, lines 16–27.

Granby is lawyering up.

Most of the time you see the same old people. Sometimes like the Dec. 2021 Council-Critter Meating literally there were a total of nine people. The four council-critters and Mayor Crooked Evil Awful Ass-Clown Ira Hawkins. A pig from the Granby Pig-lice State making sure that no “free speech” will take place from the usual suspect who causes more trouble than the other 2000 Granby Inbreds coonbined. Fattt Lawna Price the Granby City Clerk a.k.a. The She-Mayoress / Crooked Ira’s Brain. Chadifer Sexton-Meercat #3 Heyworth(less) the Editard of the Newton County Fake-Douche and the Granby Piglice State Presstitute. Jim Channel and his cell phone on Facebook as opposed to a porn site. And me and my video-camera, the Sony Digicam #2, having misplaced the first battered piglice & council-critter riot cam. The rest of the Granby Inbred Tards not wanting anything from the Granby Council-Critters/Criminals prudently stayed home. In short, a political free-fire zone in which I am not allowed counter-battery fire.

So the night’s agenda was set up to allow a competent-looking lawyer (as opposed to the lawyer-clowns like Jared Thomas or Diane Paragon whose function is to screw over the Granby Inbred Tards or some out-of-towners caught up in a speed trap. in the ca$h-register municipal kort) with a few inches of tightly stacked legal files to have the closed legal session put first in the new business so that this expensive lawyer could get on with it.

This looks like it will be something which co$ts Granby and has a real trial. Not just the same old crooked crap which can be pushed upder the rug or something which can be solved by a mass shooting by Granby Inbred Tard. Perhaps Ms. Piggy’s lawsuit from the Failed Ms Piggy / Box-Wine Wedgie Tard Thanksgiving coup of 2020 is about to hit showtime. There was some mentioning about Jim Channel’s sundry thievery and Facebook pimping later, but it doesn’t arise to the level of having the insurance lawyer cum down from Kansas City like the jew lawyer Brian Todd Goldstein on Sunshine Act Enforcement Action #1 back in 2018. Jim Channel’s thievery is usually ignored then lied about when Jamie Arnall bitches about it like thieving off the walnut logs from the ballpark.

After this meating of 45 minutes or so the Granby Council-Criminals announced that they didn’t do anything with the expensive lawyer in theys’ secret coonclave. Which is typpycull for theysselfs.

Mayor Crooked Ira hangs on for now as Kink defending his “Bad Ol’ Boys” Ring against “The Stronk Wymyn” She-Council-Critters Nutwerk

Jamie Arnall immediately takes Jim Channel to task for hiring some character thrown out for stealing from Granby with a criminal record and no driver’s license and letting Mayor Crooked Ira Hawkins hire the former mayor T-Rampage Gamble to take care of Granby buildings because T-Rampage got fired from his job at an auto place in Joplin. These patronage hirings by Mayor Crooked Ira Hawkins under the rubric of Pub[l]ic Utilities Directard Jim Channel is against Granby official policy of several years past. But Jamie Arnall brought it up just after she chastized Jim Channel for not buying street signs which were supposed to be ordered last November and Jim Channel simply lied to Jamie Channel until she found out that these signs were countermanded by Jim Channel probably with the coonivance of Fattt Lawna the City Clerk / She Mayoress and Crooked Ira the putativwe mayor. There was supposed to be $4200 allotted to purchasing these signs but Jim Channel made a number of evasions that some of those signs were not in the Granby city Limits as an excuse for ordering none of them. Jamie Arnall was fuming and it is an open question as to whether any money has been allotted to buy the signs.

After 40 minutes of bitching Crooked Ira anusounces that none of the “Bad Ol’ Boys” — some of them with criminal records and sans drivers licenses — will be removed from theys’ city patronage jobs even though hired coontrary to City policy. City policy is that all hires have to be interviewed by the Department head then approved by the City Council in session as opposed to Jim Channel hiring one of his criminal buddies or Crooked Ira hiring the former mayor forced to resign from two Granby positions as a private favor. Last month outgoing Pfat Jackass Kelley bitched and begged about ending Jim Channel’s and Crooked Ira’s running wild about this crap and ending these violations of policy. They survived ending this crookedness last month. But Jamie kept pushing the issue again this month. Still for now the end result is that while Jamie may bitch about Granby crookedness, then Jim Channel carrying it out with Mayor Crooked Ira’s allowance won’t pay for violating Granby city policy set in the past or presumably in the future. But that may change in the future.

Then Jamie Arnall complained about Jim Channel’s Facebook Group Help Granby Grow ,i.e. Suck Granby Dry:

Jim Channel formed this Facebook Group on May 29, 2020, a bare three days before the 2 June 2020 [S]election in which I was running against Ashley Edgemon for South Ward City councilman. Jeremy Hopper had just let me back onto Granby Thots & Views because he thought Jim Channel was a thieving piece of shit talking shit about his sister Jamie Arnall. Jeremy Hopper voted to fire Jim Channel from his job thieving but Donna Fullerton let the piece of shit back in later. Jim Channel as a Granby City Employee isn’t supposed to have any part of pretending to speak for the City of Granby, much less use Granby time to post on Facebook, but he does. So Jamie Arnall took exception to one of the Granby City employees on Jim Channel’s Facebook page telling some Granby Utilities customer to “get over it” as to how this Granby worker does his job.

It would be easier if Jim Channel simply has his wife or one of his relatives take over his Granby ass-licking Facebook Channel, but Mayor Crooked Ira and She-Mayor Fattt Lawna need to have some “social media” telling the sundry Granby Inbred Tards that these thieving scumbags are serving them really really good from muzzle to bunghole. Jeremy Hopper’s Granby Thots & Views is actually neutral to slightly unfriendly to Granby City antics. Pfat Jackass Kelley actually pushed Jeremy Hopper around over something I said. As T-Rampage and Crooked Ira and Fattt Lawna and Jimblow think that not telling these Council-Criminals gave you the Whirrrrld’s Best Blowjob for letting the City infrastructure dissolve and collapse is somehow “Auntie-Granby.”

Of course Granby UnCensored is implacably hostile to the corrupt municipal corporation of Granby Missouri, wants the City Utilities sold to a profit company because these crooks are too stupid and corrupt to keep them up, to allow poor people to enjoy their property even going so far as to live in old single-wide trailers and not mow their grass.

The problem is that no side or faction should be allowed to claim to speak for the municipal corporation or its elected officials or employees on a social media page. Certainly not on behalf of a political entity which collects taxes nor its officers. The problem is that Crooked Ira, Fattt Lawna, T-Rampage Gamble nor Pfat Jackass Kelley have any decency or sense.

So there was much bitching by Jamie Arnall as she recited her Bill of Particulars against Jim Channel, who as with the street signs, was caught dead to rights. So Jim Channel simply showed Jamie Arnall more open disrespect while Doreen Clause looked grim, Gomer-Goober Carrel looked uneasy and Baal Shittrell was unexpressive. Mayor Crooked Ira spoke in favor of his henchman. The audience acted that they had never heard the like but fell quite short of disapproval. I enjoyed the incipent mutiny.

Let’s understand that Jamie Arnall made a damning case but as usual, nothing was scheduled to be done about these matters.

Attention Granby Inbred Tards: Granby 417-472-6666 Scam — Give $1000 & Get 100,000 of Senile Joe’s Build Back Biden Better ZOGbux

It’s Granby Inbred Tards who make being pathetic & silly in a corrupt fashion living in Granby interesting

Just got off Fedbook from someone living in Granby wanting to get me in touch with a “Great Opportunity” to get $100,000 in return for sending their agent $1,000.

I asked her why she just couldn’t ask those giving the 100,000 ZOGbux to simply keep the $1000 for his good work and to simply send on the 99,000 ZOGbux. And if she had already gotten the 99,000 ZOGbux to loan me the 1,000 because I barely have 100 and am saving up to send to some Nig[g]erian Prince who has promised me a billion ZOGbux.

So who says that we can’t all have a little slice of Nig[g]eria or the inevitable scams in Granby and without having to visit across the street from the Gospel Tabernackle or begging Box-Wine Wedgie Tard for her “black satanic input” that she’s been holding out on us since she got caught in the Ms. Piggy /Wedgie Tard Thanksgiving Coup of 2020?

Life in Granby is usually sorta exciting in a pathetic & corrupt fashion.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin Lindstedt

Church of Jesus Christ Christian / Aryan Nations of Missouri

Legitimate Former Granby South-Ward Council-Critter never seated

Write-In Candidate for U.S. Senatard

The Granby City Council Shall [D]Rule by Resolution to Set Up Build Back Barry [Flint] Better by moving in some Cathouses/Trailers Atop Mayor Crooked Evil Ira Hawkin’s Toxic Waste Dump

You can’t simply put in a trailer onto your own property to start a business or a family unless you are a Granby council-criminal or one of the “Bad Ol’ Boys” Nutwerk because of Barry Flint. But furthermore if you coonspire with Crooked Ira and Fattt Lawna you get $42,000 of the $210,000 from Senile Joe’s Build Back Better and the Granby Historical Society gets nothing for fixing their roof and the Granby infrastructure sucks hind tit as well.

This scheme will work as well as the Flint Yentaprises scam of a 4K video / 3% audio dynamic range system for $4,956 when a $30 Logitech web cam bought on Amazon would have given Granby web streaming on Facebook.

The Missouri Attorney General who is running for US Senate needs to be embarrassed over this issue. (As a candidate for U.S. Senate with the intermediate goal of getting Eric Greitens nominated for the Republican primary I’m going to recommend a criminal investigation and prosecution over this matter.)

A city-meeting or so ago, Barry Flint and his wife and Sarah Jones were escorted into the city hall just before the meeting and they got 15 minutes alone to conspire with Mayor Crooked Ira Hawkins and Fattt Lawna while I was locked outside until Pfat Jackass Kelly wanted in. At this meating the city council voted to set aside 20% of the $210,000 Biden BBB grant which is exactly $42,000 which Barry Flint wants in funding. Ordinary citizens can’t put a single-wide on their own property at their own expense but Barry Flint who made all these rules gets $42,000 to put in seven container boxes?

Granby ought to be dis-incorporated over this crooked crap, the utilities sold off, and the police department let to go back to the county so that Granby People can thrive free of this corruption !!!

Three out of four Granby city council-critters are to be installed tonight and yet they are doing business by “Resolution” which means no opportunity for Town Hall Debate and scrutiny. Only for Fattt Lawna (who doesn’t even live in town) and Crooked Ira Hawkins to meat up with Barry Flint & others just before the City Council Meating and have the addlepated idiots vote to permanently spend funds and grants affecting Granby for the next decades without opportunity for reflection and debate. Which is why Fattt Lawna and Crooked Ira do things by “Resolution” in which there is no time for the People of Granby to know what is going on.

Rule by criminals and thieves and ratified by idiots and enfarced by piglice while it may be the way Granby does things means that Granby will continue to decline and decay up to the point of catastrophic collapse.

Three out of Four Granby City Council-Critters are inaugurating new terms. It is past time that you take time to do some reflection and ask Granby voters what they want before voting on a series of Resolutions which will take away funding for infrastructure survival.

Two years ago 20% of Granby voters voted for myself to take care of Granby infrastructure. Eighty percent voted for Ashley Edgemon, head of the survey crew for Allieger-Martin and who r.u.n.n.t.-o.f.f.t. to Florida as planned allowing Crooked Evil Ira Hawkins and the rest of the Granby City Council-Criminals to appoint a bunch of Crooked Ira’s baal-priest walk-ins. This is the sort of criminal and corrupt crap which makes a mockery of your precious “Dem[on[ocrkracy / Crapocracy and precious CONstipation & Bill of Goods. Of those who ran two years ago, only myself and Crooked Ira are left. Satan took Senile Heifer Joyce Mann and JoAnn Lamp home to Hell and Assley Edgmon and Bill-the-Buttlicker r.u.n.n.t.-o.f.f.t. with the Alliegier-Martin kickbacks and left you Granby People with the debts for the next 40 years.

Young People starting out to form a family cannot scrape together a few thousand dollars to buy a crappy old single-wide because Barry Flint wants them to rent a crappy trailer from him in his trailer park. Now Barry Flint wants $42,000 in the first chunk of the $210,000 for infrastructure to put in his container trailers and Mayor Crooked Evil Awful Ass-Clown Ira Hawkins and Fattt Lawna (who doesn’t live here with her Lustfool Meercat and can’t run a feed store much less Granby) have the Granby City Council in theys’ pockets to vote by Resolution something that only 5 out of a declining population barely over 2,000 have seen or know about.

Granby is the Gomorrah of Southwestern Missouri.

Hail Victory !!!

Dr. Pastor Martin Lindstedt, CJCC/AN, MD (Mad Dog)

Outgoing legitimate South Ward City Council-Critter

Candidate for U.S. Senate

Municipal [S]Election Pre-dik-dik-shuns for 5 April 2022 Granby [S]Election:

I expect the additional Granby AB_Use Tax of 2.2666 % Sales Tax on Internuts purchases to fail and that Doreen Clouse will prevail over Pfat Jackass Kelly, thus endling my tenure as elected/non-selected South Ward City Council-Critter. The Dylann Storm Coof ZOGvirus brewed in Ft. Detrick/Wuhan hath rid Granby of some really senile & thieving council-criminals and Assley Edgmon & Bill-the-Buttlicker Barrett done r.u.n.n.t.-o.f.f.t. to Floriduh and Carthage with the Allieger-Martin winnings leaving the Granby Inbreds with the bills. Only Mayor Crooked Evil Awful ass-Clown Ira Hawkins remains and this senile thieving retard looks like large hunks have been taken from its brain leaving not much left just like Senile Joe of what wasn’t much there to begin with of a grouping thieving idiot politician.

Crooked Ira’s walk-n thieving retard replacing JoAnn Lamp who croaked, Gomer-Goober Carrel will get 80% of the eligible vote of nine percent of the 400 registered voters so approximately 45 votes with a few “No Gomer-Goober” write-ins.

Jamie Arnall shall win re-selection as a strong empowered woman to the North Ward City Council Seat. She could have saved Granby $3500 by telling Pfat Jackass Kelly, Crooked Ira, and Senile Heifer Joyce Mann that she wasn’t allowing them to tear down her old hardware store and they could shove that plan into theys’ seats of consciousness but didn’t. Crooked Ira and Pfat Kelly cum-cum, cum-cum around after she deeded her building to the Flintville / Greater-Granby Build Back [Barry] Better Boutique Bizness Bureau (Henceforth the F-GG BB[B]BBBB). Pfat Jackass Kelly then destroyed the old building across from the Church and made the owners do it at they’s own expense, but spared to old church owned by Mexicans. She voted to give the F-GG BB[B]BBBB 20% of the BidenBux for something other than Granby sewer and water infrastructure. She has refused to boycott Granby City Council Meatings thus letting Crooked Ira appoint one of his council-criminals to thieve, i.e. Gomer-Goober Carrel.

Jamie is a lot better than Senile Heifer Joyce Mann who was overheard hoping to lose so that she could watch Faux SNoos with her cat until finally croaking of the Coof, but still Jamie was just a speed bump for Crooked Ira and Fattt Lawna and Jim Channel

The next step is a $10-15 million (or more) water bond issue lasting the next 50 years through Allieger-Martin costing $400 per month water bills resulting in the diminished population living in hovels capturing rainwater with birdsh*t as opposed to the sulphur & sewage from the polluted aquifer. No one sane shall drink unfiltered Granby tap water but reverse osmosis filtering can filter out 2/3 of the oxygen and sulphur and 99.99 % of the sewage.

The Granby population — regardless of the legendary toughness of Granby Inbreds — shall decline by 4-5% per year in the next years as opposed to the 2% yearly decline in 2020 and 2021. The latest variant of the Boomer-Remover will strike but the Baal Gates Mark of the Beast Mark 666.66 Clot Shot shall remove much of the vaccinated sterilized population aged from 6 to 60.

However the Somalian and Guatamelian refugees will move into the hovels as Chinese — as opposed to Illinois housekeepers like Box-Wine Wedgie Tard who has lied low since the UnSuckcessfool Ms. Piggie/Wedgie Tard Thanksgiving Coup of 2020 — dump theys’ ZOGbux holdings as the price of renting a shotgun shack rises to $1000 per month plus $400 sewer/water bill. Newly rich Granby city council-criminals will sell out and move outside the city limits but faster than in the past 20 years. (Here’s looking at you Rick McCully).

Fattt Lawna the She-Mayoress /City Clerk having moved out two years ago with Her Lustfool Meercat (previously appointed by Mayor Crooked Evil Awful Ass-Clown Ira Hawkins to the TIF Bored Prez-o-dintcy until replaced by Ex-Mayor T-Rampage Gamble in turn replaced by Crooked Ira as part of the “Bad Ol’ Boyz Nutwerk) to Build Back Barry (Both Flint & the County of) Better has refugeed from Barry County to Oklahoma and is coontemplating a move at Granby expense to Texas, where it is further but possible to commute but only if the Granby AB_Use Tax passes which it won’t.

Twenty Percent of the better sort will be allowed to de jure as well as de facto de-annex theysselfs from the Granby Police State.

Granby Piglice will mess with the wrong crackhead as in Joplin last month but it will be open season for them on baby-girl Granby crackheadettes as in Joplin.

Eric “Navy-SEAL Republican Family Values Rape-Dungeon Running ex-Governor” Greitens shall win the Republican Primary for U.S. Senate defeating Corporate Lawyer Eric Schmidt, Trans-ChickenHead Vickie Hartzler, and ZOGBot Silly Long and the several dozen Republicucks and then go down to defeat to the write-in candidacy of Pastor Martin “Half-Beard the Conqueror” Lindstedt, MD (Mad Dog) as seccessionist movements make Missouri the Guerrilla Capital of the Second Civil War like it was during the First Civil War.

Granby shall look a lot like its sister city in Eastern Ukraine. Or even more to the point Eastern Ukrainian towns and villages shall look more like Granby as events unfold.

Just a few sundry political observations and predictions now that the polls have closed.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin “Half-Beard Mad-Dog” Martin LindstedtChurch of Jesus Christ Christian / Aryan Nations of Missouri/ZOGland

Candidate for U.S. Senate

Outgoing [S]Elected but Never-Seated South Ward Granby City Council-Critter

A vote for Doreen Clause might be voting for the lesser of two evils:

The Evil is that she thinks like a Granby City Council-Criminal: No respect for private property upon getting elected.

Sounds Good: But so was Feather-Duster Rosenfelt in 1932

Let me introduce myself. I’m Doreen Clouse and I am running for South Ward Alderman for Granby City Council, I have lived in SW MO since the age of 3. My family moved to Newtonia in 1970 and we lived there all through my school years. I have been married to my husband, Mike for 36 years and we have 4 children and 5 grandchildren. We have lived in Newton County our entire married life and plan to stay here. We have purchased our home in Granby and want to contribute to the community.

I previously worked 15 years at Sunbeam in Neosho. After that I went to Crowder College and earned an associate’s degree in accounting. Right after graduation, I started working for Crowder College in their grant funded TRIO programs. I am the Budget Manager for the TRIO programs that are housed at the Neosho campus. I have been with Crowder for the last 17 years.

My job includes managing budgets for 10 grants that each have a budget of over $250,000 annually. With this job experience I hope to use my knowledge to find ways to improve the spending habits and explore ways to use our funds efficiently. I want accountability and answers for how our funds are budgeted and expended in each department. I feel like the citizens of Granby need to be aware of the spending habits of the departments, as well as the revenue that we receive. All of this is not to point fingers, but to improve our town.

The water system is one large area that I would like to see substantial improvements as quickly as possible. It is not going to get any cheaper the longer we wait and we have wasted a lot of time and money with no real solutions to date.

Sounds good so far. But now cum-cum, cum-cums the “Oh Shit Moment” . . .

I would also like our town to look appealing to outsiders who are looking for a new place to call home. We have housing issues that need to be addressed, starting with the homes that have been abandoned and left to deteriorate. Those property owners need to be held accountable and the structures should be brought up to a standard that a family could live in, or torn down to make way for future builds. We need to be able to take pride in our town !


The above idiot notion is common to those seeking power over others. This woman thinks that just because she gets [s]elected that she gets to “own” private property within the municipality and turn it into her own private Home Owners Association in which she gets to keep the poor and weaker than he “accountable.” She wants to tear down private property if it isn’t up to her own “standards” and thus is a fascist or communist in ideation. The best way to deal with such idiot notions is to destroy the power base, in this case to dis-incorporate Granby.

I got on to her over this matter during the second of Mayor Crooked Ira’s Town Hall Beg-a-thon. So since she is slightly more rational than Pfat Jackass Kelly I’ll not make a big deal about either voting for her or not, but this woman might well be problemic if she wins, which she probably will.

Let’s also understand something. Granby is dying. There is no point to building anything new in Granby because those in power want to steal it or tell you how to live because Granby Inbreds in Power have no respect for private property, indeed think that it is theys’ property if [s]elected.

— Pastor Martin Lindstedt CJCC/AN


I am excited that Grow Granby has jumped in to improve commercial growth in our town. This should be coming from our council and not from a small group of people who see the potential for Granby. Many of these committee members do not even live in our town and still want to see our town be prosperous and profitable! I will work alongside this committee to help bring businesses and increased revenue to our town.

These types of improvements will bring growth to our town. So, my hope would be by voting for me, we can work to Rebuild and Restore Granby!

I know what we got in Pfat Jackass Kelly . . . I might be inclined to taking Granby’s Chances on a Change with Doreen Clause

First of all I am not going to endorse Doreen Clouse because the last thing she needs is my endorsement.

However she did ask me my opinion of what Granby needs at the 8th March 2022 Granby City Council Meating, and i made it quite clear that Granby in my opinion needs to:

1.) Undo the disasterous past seven years of T-Rampage Gamble and Crooked Ira [mal]administrations,

2.) Sell off the water & sewer systems to Missouri American Water like Purcell had to do, and have them put in a surface water system and small fishing lake and reservoir once they restore pressure fix the leaks and treat the water.

3.) Sell the gas to a gas supply company and stop harassment for those who wish to use propane.

  1. Shut down the Granby Piglice State and the cash register municipal kort, send it back to Newton County and have a Satellite Sheriff’s Department for the patrol of Eastern Newton County as opposed to out of Neosho. Re-Establish an elected marshall & night watchman through city property taxes to call into the Sheriff’s department.
  2. Re-establish an elected city collector as opposed to appointed hireling so as to restore fiscal sanity to the City Council and Mayor.
  3. Back to the future as in 1987 before Barry Flint shut down Granby growth by disallowing working whites starting out and the elderly to put single-wides on their own property. Granby is dying because certain insiders want to get rich off of others and thus the 2020 Census has Granby at 2050 from 2,134 a 4% loss.
  4. For years only myself and Jamie Arnall wanted to keep Granby Heritage Buildings intact. Pfat Jackass Kelly actually wanted to destroy Jamie Arnall’s old hardware building and pressured the Scholes to destroy at their own expense their three-story building. Now because Barry Flint and certain outsiders want to get richer at Granby expense they have the notion of using Senile Joe Biden’s “infrastructure bill” for their own “Flintville Greater-Granby Build Back Barry Better Boutique Bizness Bureau” [F-GG BBBBBBB]. Why after doing his best to destroy every single Granby Heritage Building except for the old church with asbestos owned by Mexicans, the FGG BBBBBBB is fawning over Pfat Jackass Kelly buying a few raffle tickets.
    Setting aside an old unused Boy Scout building for use as a “boutique thrift store” is one thing and no great deal one way or another. It is quite another setting aside 20% of Senile Joe’s windfall as a slush fund for the she-mayoress who couldn’t run a feed store even with the help of her lustfool meercat and for Barry Flint’s boutique business cathouses atop Crooked Ira’s Toxic Waste Dump as opposed to making the necessary sewer infrastructure switch of $150,000 from the ultraviolent treatment which wasn’t all that good back in 1988 to the standard airation process now. The $3.2 million Allieger-Martin stormwater sewer scam needs to be repudiated and the remaining $600,000 debt paid off by sale to a water company.
  5. I’d fire the she-mayoress Lawna Price. the Public Shirks Directard Jim Channel and Chief of Piglice Jacob Kelly. They do nothing good and much harmfull to Granby.
  6. There should be no zoning which 95% of Granby doesn’t want because the crooked Granby City Council can’t be trusted to apply evenly and fairly.
  7. And I sure will vote against the 2.625 % additional [ab]use tax on Internet purchases especially since you can’t buy chinese crap in Granby.
    Now what Doreen Clouse supports is unknown to myself. But what Mayor Crooked Evil Awful ass-Clown Ira Hawkins and his South Ward Council-Criminal Pfat Jackass Kelly is FOR I am 100% AGAINST.
    I’ve pretty much given up on Granby. I have profited and will profit from Granby’s decline because where else can you buy a hovel so cheaply? Granby is the dumping ground for crackheads and chomos and sundry offal of Southwestern Missouri. As I said more than a decade ago when asked by Chadifer Sexton-Meercat #3 Heyworth(less) of the Newton county Fake-Douche what is one good thing that the Granby Shitty Council has done for Granby I said that all I could figure out is that they have made Granby into such a shithole that the negroes and Mexicans don’t want to live in Granby.

But when I ran two years ago I said that I’d try to set aside my more overt racism in favor of fixing Granby infrastructure so as to give the natives first crack at the improvement. Since these Granby thieves have negated any illusion that representational government is possible, much less a good thing, I have given up on Granby and seek to withdraw my own and Church properties from outside Granby. Indeed on Oct. 15, 2019 I was considering shooting a number of Granby City Council-Criminals and Employees who were bulldozing me and Roxie’s properties and that of my niece and nephews working with Bryan Reo. I’ve said as much in court paperwork. Since then the ZOGvirus made in a ZOG biowar lab has gotten out and killed a lot of ZOGlings and the Mark of the Beast clot-shot fake vaccines are going to kill millions more, especially JoAnn Lamp and Joyce Mann. More than likely the jewkrainian ZOGs-War wll enable my bunch to chernobyl the North Perry Nuclear Power Plant in Northeastern Ohio and flush the Pierre/Ft.Pierre toilets in South Dakota as well as destroy the entire system due to the collapse of the ZOGbuk and supply chain issues. By the way Crooked Ira and the rest of the Granby City Council sold this bogus $4000 judgment to Bryan Reo for $1000 on Oct. 14, 2019 because I dared to make a Sunshine Law lawsuit against Granby and its council-criminals.

So knowing what Granby gots I more than likely will take a chance on what I might get as an improvement of some sort. However, I really think Granby is too far gone.

Don’t Vote 4 Pfat Jackass Kelly 4 Granby South Ward Council-Criminal

. . . Not even if you are the stupidest & most degenerate Granby inbred crackhead, chomo, or sundry stupid thieving retard.

First of all, let’s see what Pfat Jackass Kelly — who happens to hold my own duly [s]elected seat by 20% of the more alert Granby inbreds from the 2020 ZOG-virus [s]election. Pfat Jackass Kelly — so named because according to its own testilying the wrong Kelly-ass was r.u.n.n.t.-o.v.e.r. in daze gone by — wants Granby Inbreds to vote him in for another term along with Gomer-Goober Carrell, a regrettably healthy-looking Crooked Ira council-criminal appointed by Mayer Crooked Evil Awful ass-Clown Ira Hawkins to take over the kleptocratic job done by JoAnn Lamp until she went to Hell, directly to Hell, Do not pass more gas, Do not collect Allieger-Martin or Barry Flint or coontractor kickback ZOGbux thanks to the ZOGvirus/FrankenFauci Flu.

In short Granby Inbreds, Pfat Jackass Kelly wants you to punch his ticket so he can do more of the same shit which has resulted in Granby shitheads drinking more sulphur & sewage at lower pressure given that none of them want to make Jim Channel work or do anything other than watch Internuts porn, run his Facebook Group, log off the Granby public domain and reduce your population. That and he wants you Granby Tards to voting to tax jewrselfs by an additional 2.625 percent on your Internuts purchases to fill up the slush fund now that the TIF is over, In short, he wants Granby Inbreds to fuck theysselfs some more as if they haven’t done it to theysselfs enough during the Reigns of t’Error of T-Rampage Gamble and Crooked Ira.

To wit, Granby witlings:

Pfat Jackass Kelly wants you Granby Inbred-Tards to Voat 4 moar of the Same

My Work has taken me to Lots of Places, No matter where I went or where Iv ever been, I was just a HillBilly Guy from a rock pile called Granby, full of Hard working, Honest, Down to Earth People that can be Proud of the Blood in their vanes, made Tough by the Lead & Zink of our Families & Friends.

As I myself, as an onlooker born and bred in Central south Dakota, I am still after living down here amongst the anglo-mestizo inbreds since July 1965, am an outsider, unlike Roxie Lamp of the Lamps who moved to Granby from Monett in 1969. If you are appalled by most of the Granby inbreds and know you could do better by definition you are an outsider.

However, a week ago after talking to one of the better denizens from one of the good founding families about her stray dog shot by another denizen’s psycho sprog, an outsider from Alaska who made the mistake of building a new $100,000 home in Granby and is looking to sell out and return to Alaska was bemoaning that Granby turned out to be such a shithole. And I pointed out that nowhere else but in Granby could I have bought hovels so cheap because these old tough Granby people died and their children sure didn’t want to live in Granby. I bought my first hovel in Granby back in 1987 for me and Roxie and my step-daughter Fatass with nearly a half-acre for $3000, which was a pretty good deal and then the rest of these shitholes in the Cobb Hill / Rabbit Track Loop from the heirs real cheap.

For outsiders seeking “survival acres” cheap like Box-Wine Wedgie Tard, housekeeper from Illinois or others wanting to buy a shithole in Granby and then fix it up to where it becum-cums even a North Neosho a.k.a. “niggertown/beanertown” then you are living with the fact that like Africa, Granby ALWAYS Wins. The inbred whigger & anglo-mestizo trash will always bring you down. There is a reason that while Carl Junction and Webb City pulled itself up by its own bootstraps and now have Schubert-Mitchell McMansions Granby never will. That reason is that ever since Granby was founded, those who lived off those who took something out of the Granby Hills when they got rich moved to Joplin back in the day. In my time those who were ambitious moved to Dallas and Kansas City. Now that those places becum shitholes, the place for those who are ambitious is Springfield.

But there are some remnants of better native Granby people. and they know that the biggest impediment is the thieving and corrupt Granby City Council, especially the past 30 years and getting totally out of cuntrol during the psychotic [mal]administrations of T-Rampage Gamble and Crooked Evil Ira Hawkins. But the decent 20% is outvoted by the majority 80%. Whenever someone intelligent gets in they have to deal with the realities of the foolish inbreds listening to the promises of liars and thieves promising that they can lift Granby up by its own bootstraps, then proceeding to steal the bootstraps.

I Firley Believe Granby Missouri has the Best in department heads. They work hard every day for a Better Granby. From our Police, Fire, Sewer, & Water They All Strive for the Best for Granby There are always issues that come up but as a City we work through them & make things Better for All. I am asking for your vote for South Ward Alterman for another year. If an issue comes up that I agree with I will vote so, If I do not agree I will say so. It is my Hope to stay & assist our Mayor in his vision to make a even Better Granby

Pfat Jackass Kelly is such a moral and mental imbecile. That and a “Good Ol’ Boy” from the Axis-Nutwerk of Awful Evil Thieving Shitheads.

The Fire Department worked all right back when Kevin Johnson ran it. Then when T-Rampage Gamble run him out along with Lawna Price getting rid of the elected City Collector and firing the old City Clerk there was no stopping the rest of the decay. The Granby Piglice are an enforcement arm to arrest dissent from myself and others while running a cash register kangaroo kort to oppress the poor and enforce selectively the Granby municipal ordinances.

The Granby sewer and water system is a real disaster. Having a fool and wastrel like Jim Channel refusing to fix the water and sewer leaks means that Granby people are drinking sewage and sulphur water from a shot system with low water pressure. Ever since 2013 the City of Granby only meters slightly over a third of what it pumps out of the ground. The rest leaks back into the ground where it eventually hits the aquifer. No one in their right mind drinks the Granby water unfiltered.

But it has been a choice for things to get this way. Rather than hire someone who fixes it up as it goes, the choice of T-Rampage Gamble and Crooked Ira Hawkins has been to take advantage of the fact that Granby is “economically stressed” and then try to get “free money” from the state and federal governments which they can use to get kickbacks from contractors like Allieger-Martin and then leave Granby people with the debt for the next half-century. However the state and federal governments are strapped for the very money they inflate to worthlessness and soon things will collapse.

Pfat Jackass Kelly is the very last person — after Crooked Ira, Baal Shittrell and Gomer-Goober Carrell — who can be trusted to make things better for all. Not when he has coonsistently voted to let Jim Channel slough off fixing the Granby infrastructure so that he could have more time on Facebook and Internuts porn. Not when he recently voted to give Barry Flint up to 20% of Senile Joe’s Build Back Better Infrastructure ZOGbux to the Flintville Greater-Granby Build Back [Barry] Better Boutique Bizness Bureau [F-GG BBBBBBB].

At least have enough sense to vote for Doreen Clouse who promises to “Rebuild/Restore” Granby whether she does that or not. We know what we got. Let’s see what we can get.

Bye-bye, Pfat Jackass Kelly.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin Lindstedt

[S]Elected South Ward City Councilman 2020-22

Agenda 8 March 2022 Granby City Meeting

Proposed Agenda, March 8, 2022at 6:00 p.m.

Posted March 4, 2022

Council Meeting will be held at Granby City Hall

302 North Main Street

Opening PrayerPledge of Allegiance 6:00 p.m.

Meeting called to order and roll call

:1) Approval of Agenda as presented

2) Approval of Minutes February 8 , 2022

Guests:1) Connie Benner-Ruth : Request for business license

2) Tracey Tanner: Request for business license

3) John Newby: Trully Local consultant re marketing

4) Danny Robinson: request for service

5) Brennan Robsinon: request for service

New Business:

1) Bills to Pay, Balances on hand

2) Department Head Reports

3) Application for construction permit for WWTP – Gene Spears

4) Discussion re: Memorial Bench at ballpark5) Zoning & Building Codes


7) Discussion re: use tax

8) Added Closed Session