Hello, I’m Gabe Cattrell, South Ward City Council-Criminal

I‘m the latest walk-on tool of Mayer Crooked Evil Ira Hawkins

And Approved of by Pfat Jackass Kelly & Baal Shittrell



Penny Jean Faucett
Who is the new official?


Jamie Arnall

My apologies Penny, Ira Hawkins will need to answer that.


Jamie Arnall told me that while Crooked Evil Ira Hawkins told her who his choice of South Ward City Council-Criminal was that she was “not allowed” to reveal who it was. Whereupon I pointed out that there was no legal basis for proceeding in such secrecy and without input from the South Ward at that morally.

I also pointed out that while I came in Second to Ashley Edgmon who came in First, that Ashley Edgmon only signed up 11 minutes before the end of filing, designed to run against myself, and determined to r.u.n.n.t.-o.f.f.t. when he ran for office but only placed for [s]election in order for Crooked Evil Ira and the Granby Shitty Council-Criminals to appoint yet another corrupt baal-priest to proceed with putting Granby 40 years in debt for the good of kickbacks and Allieger-Martin. Jamie of course probably doesn’t want me on the Shitty Council because I’m an uncouth open racist even if she agrees with me on policy issues involving Granby.

And as usual, I only would be video-recording the meating but eventually I’d give Jamie the original footage without a “Directard’s Cur involving subtitles.

— Pastor Martin Lindstedt CJCC/AN



Karen Wheeler
Penny Jean Faucett Gabe Carrell was sworn in as the new council member
Katherine Lewis Ortiz
what do we know about them are they “like minded” or do they think for the good of the city
Jamie Arnall

Katherine Lewis Ortiz Gabe Carrell was voted in. I do not know what his stance is on current city topics. Perhaps he could visit with you in the future.


First of all, this character that Crooked Evil Ira Hawkins picked presumably because he is a compliant ass-licker got all of two votes:

1.) Pfat “Jackass” Kelly who is sitting in my South Ward City Council Seat and
2) Baal Shittrell/Bill Kittrell of the North Ward and thus ineligible to vote for the South Ward City Councilman and who was another walk-in of Crooked Evil Ira Hawkins

True, Jamie Arnall refused to vote for Crooked Ira’s latest walk-in Council-Criminal, but then again as I pointed out to her she could have shut this shit down simply by boycotting the Council-Meating and depriving it of a quorum. She refused, but then again even most decaying imperial ZOGling whiggers who are “good” are weak, and they whine incessantly when evil criminals deserving of extermination root, branch and tender twig run wild unto the destruction of all.

So in short, none of the City Council-Criminals, including Crooked Evil Ira’s latest compliant ass-licker Gabe Cattrell, has any use for a republican or democratic form of government. Rather they are merely a kleptocratic oligarchy of thieving fuktards out to steal whatever is not red-hot or nailed down. –PML CJCC/AN


Gabe Carrell
Katherine Lewis Ortiz I would be glad to discuss any questions or topics you want to talk about. Thanks


Really? Please explain why you didn’t openly at least notify the People of Granby that you were under Crooked Evil Ira’s Choice of South Ward City Council-Criminal.

More to the point you are free to respond both on Granby Thots & Views or on Granby Uncensored. -PML CJCC/AN


Katherine Lewis Ortiz
Gabe Carrell all the citizens would like to know a lot of things. Who is running the city, the employees or the council. Exactly what is the job description of employees. Why does a business owner get harassed by city employees. Why can’t citizens get help when there is a problem with utility bills. This is just a start. To talk in person would require an outdoor meeting and you must wear a mask. Thank you


Mayer Crooked Evil Ira Hawkins is ostensibly running the Shitty of Granby. However Crooked Evil Ira Hawkins is part of a Triumvirate Axis of Awfool of the She Mayoress Lawna Price who cannot book-keep, or do the billing or tell the truth or ride anythang other than lustfool meercats and Jim Channel-is-midway-between-Chlymidia-and-Cancer the pub[l]ic werks directard who cannot and will not fix the water and sewer pipes if it cuts into his Internuts porn and Facebook page. When Jimblow told Crooked Evil Ira that he didn’t want to give “final notice” of shut-offs, Crooked Evil Ira said that public morality and giving “final notices” were for rattlesnakes not pharisatanic baal-priests.

What is foolish is that Jamie Arnall who is being jacked around could shut this shit down by her mere absence but won’t. –PML


Gabe Carrell
Katherine Lewis Ortiz well obviously I can’t answer a lot of those questions because I just now got started in this process. But if there’s anything I can do to help with issues you’re having I would you’re more than welcome to look into them. Just not… See More


Maybe you ought to coonsult with Mayer Crooked Evil Ira Hawkins, seeing how you are obviously his Council-Criminal bitch. –PML CJCC/AN


Katherine Lewis Ortiz
These are questions we all want answers to. We don’t expect you to have the answers now but something to ponder for the future

I doubt that Mayer Crooked Evil Ira’s latest walk-in South Ward City Council-Criminal has any answers. But you could try pulling the ben-wa balls on a string out of its ass and see if you can’t get a recorded message and make it wet its panties for answers. –PML CJCC/AN

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