Gone with the T-Rampage


As expected the New Granby City Council got rid of the drunken stupid lout who used to be Mayor, then appointed to the TIF Bored by Crooked Ira Hawkins, then unlawfully hired for a job by Mayor Hawkins, namely Travis Rampage Gamble.

Now a few other corrupt imbeciles are sticking up for Travis Rampage Gamble whose sole reason for getting elected was being related to the other Granby Inbreds, but even a number of them got tired of his alcohol fueled rage and stupidity and the fact that under both his and Crooked Ira Hawkins’ [mal]administrations that the infrastructure has decayed to the point of collapse and that the monies raised through taxation have gone to graft especially the water system which was in dire straits upon the 2013-14 Water Study which recommended spending $1 million (750,000 on Well #3 water tower to keep the sulphur water segregated as opposed to blended in water tower at well #2, and $220,000 on fixing the water pipe leaks). However in order to get “free grant money” the water rates would have to be raised 229% so they shelved the water survey and raised rates by 100% and spent $30,000 on a smoker and $5000 on a video camera they never used.)

They went a graft too far with the $3.2 million storm-water sewer system. Now they intend to go with a $10-15 million new water system to pump polluted sulphur & sewage from a 1290 foot aquifwr in new pipes — which the current employees Jim Channel and Victor Coggins have no intention of repairing.

And T-Rampage Gamble if he built anything built the Granby Piglice State. They passed Ordinance #815 for arresting myself as a Bill of Attainder and pursued it twice when protesting the Styron Eyesore being fobbed off as a “new police station” and for passing new ordinances regarding small buildings after they let Joyce Mann violate the trailer ordinance. Even when they “won” with corrupt Judge Curless assessing myself the maximum $500 fine and 30 days in jail twice, this Ordinance was negated by asking for a trial de novo before a real court of record and a jury. As it was, the “trial” lasted 2 hours and 35 minutes and coonsisted of Curless threatening myself with Coontempt of Kort 20-some times, with T-Rampage brought to tears, and only the far more evil baal-priest Crooked Ira Hawkins secure in his allegiance to Satanic government. The other three council-criminals like Senial Heifer Joyce Mann, Ashley “Giving the Bou Scouts theys merit badges in Sodomy & Civic Corruption” Edgmon, and Bill-the-Buttlicker Barret didn’t show up to defend Ordinance #815 even though subpoenaed by myself to testilie and thus in Coontempt of they’s own cash-register municipal kort.

And I shall mention these criminals inciting Fattt Lawna Price and Carra Jo Coffer to swear out a fraudulent and prejurous “Domestic Stalking Protection Order” under RSMo Chapter 456 for demanding public documents and which GRIDS-Grindr Greggy Stremel and that Beast of the Field Jungle Judge Kevin Lee Selby acted upon totally without lawful jurisdiction as “Domestic Protection Orders” concern battered wives & domestic partners and this was merely because Granby wanted to cover up its corruption. For two years I did my best to cost the City of Granby $15 in dispatch fees on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays going down to City Hall and got arrested a half-dozen times and threatened with false arrest thousands of times for something the Newton County Prosecuting Attorney refused to enfarce. I did get Josh Hawley and Eric Schmidt as Attorney Generals to appear for these crooked judges Stremel, Selby and Curless in my three Sunshaine Act Enforcement Actions. Which goes to show that these crooked lawyer clowns shouldn’t be allowed to be Attorney General much less US Senatards.

Travis Rampage Gamble is what is the inevitable result of having a incredibly stupid arrogant petty tyrant gaining an iota of power. His nearly two terms as mayor showed what happens when a stupid drunken asshole becums mayor. The result was that Granby infrastructure which was ailing to begin with really started falling apart because neither Jim Channel nor most of the rest of the outside employees want or are able to do their jobs. T-Rampage forced Kevin Johnson as fire chief to quit, forced out Sharon Stephenson as city collecter, got the fools to vote in a flunky to oversee the tax and fees collection, promised a “new” piolice station and bought the Styron Eyesore instead and imposed a police state in which those who are connected get to violate their pretend ordinances and get no-bid coontracts.

Travis Rampage Gamble took over the title of “Worst Granby Mayor” from Craig Hopper. But as a srupid drunken asshole he let Crooked Evil Awful Ass-Clown Ira Hawkins pull his strings, having a “bromance” with Chadifer Sexton-Meercat #3 Heyworthless of the Newton County Fake-Douche as a press agent to help cover up and an idiotic and thieving City Council to rubber-stamp his idiotic and corrupt tyrannies he is succeeded in that title by Crooked Ira, whose goals is to bring in new corrupt people from outside Granby and have the current inbreds pay for it. Thus the only logical step will be to take the “Purcell Option” of having an outside state audit, fire Fattt Lawna Price and Jim Channel and a few others, and simply get Granby out of the utilities business by selling the water & sewer to Missouri American and the natural gas to a supplier and returning law enforcement back to Newton County, dissmissing the municipal cash-register kort, and letting the People of Granby live in single-wides for a period of renewal and regrowth.

Crooked Ira appointing this drunken stupid evil power-mad asshole to the TIF Bored didn’t work out any better than appointing Fattt Lawna’s Lustful Meercat did. Upon being out of power for 18 months T-Rampage couldn’t stop being a drunken stupid power-mad asshole as was caught on video by myself and so he had to resign.

The latest eppysode in which Mayer Crooked Evil Ira as Boss ZOG appointed yet again his butthole buddy T-Rampage didn’t work too well. Not wanting to work real hard as it cut down on its drinking T-Rampage was hired without any City Council approval as required. When Pfat ‘Jackass’ Kelly was voted out and Doreen Clause installed to my lawful City Council seat, Pfat Jackass Kelly begged for the new City Council to not give T-Rampage the axe. It took the better part of two months but this terminally drunk stupid asshole is finally going to get unemployment, having likely been fired from his Joplin job.

There are a few of T-Rampage Gamble’s friends left who will stick by him. And let me say that T-Rampage Gamble isn’t Crooked Ira’s level of evil anymore than Orc #666 who is overseeing evil things win the wilds of Middle Earth is on the same moral level as Sauron.

Nope. Travis Rampage Gamble is merely a stupid mean drunken asshole who eventually cums into power largely as a figurehead and then this stupid mean drunken asshole acts according to its nature which is far more chaotic evil than lawful evil. But to paraphraise Dean Wormer in Animal House “Fat, mean, drunken, stupid & evil is no way to run Granby City Hall”

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin Lindstedt

Church of Jesus Christ Christian / Aryan Nations of Missouri

Former [S]Elected Granby South Ward Committeman 2020-22