The Granby Thievery Intended Financing (TIF) Plan — 1998-2021 (RIP)

Thievery of tax money was intended back in 1998 and thievery was accomplished every single year until time r.u.n.n.t.-o.u.t. on it.

A tornado like what hit Pierce City in May 2003 would be a cheaper and better form of urban renewal than a thieving TIF could ever do.

The whole purpose of the Granby TIF — like the Joplin TIF — was to take tax money out of the school districts in order to pay coonnected insiders to build their businesses on the public dime. Every single TIF plan is mere politics designed to drain the school districts, especially poor rural school districts like East Newton R-6. There probably might have been an additional day per weak at the whigger factory — five daze instead of merely four — if not for the TIF thievery and connected polyticks. It is like allotting a portion which was supposed to be used for textbooks diverted instead to a nickle bag of crack for budding crackheads.

A real business has a business plan involving competition, market, whether one can make a profit. The Styrons, just like with the 1/4 cent “safety tax” for a “new” police station, sat on theys’ paws while the fools voted for the TIF then cum paws outstretched for the TIF to repay them $250,000 for their building to specifications a Dollar General Store to lease indefinitely for the next several decades and then they were repaid from TIF from the new business brought into town. The Granby TIF was a no-lose situation for them. The Styrons have owned the North Ward City Council-Criminal seats and most of the mayors as well. Why the City of Granby and the East Newton R-6 School Board couldn’t have set up a corporation and received in addition to the new sales taxes the lease payments has never been explained to me. All we are talking about is rent collection to suppliment taxation from the Granby district taxpayers, i.e. using TIF raised taxes to generate sales tax dollars for the life of the lease on the metal building for the next 40 years, not day-to-day management.

Eighty Thousand dollars of TIF funding was used in the mid 2000s to purchase a job for the mayor son to where they tore the Community Building up instead of accepting the $53,000 bid from Bettes Construction. They tore down the concrete block City Maintenence Building to build a $190,000 building which if a farmer built it would cost $30,000. I call it the “Kenneth Channel Memorial $30 Thousand Pole Barn that cost $190,000.”

The Channels are a sub-species of inbred retards native to Granby which lives off Granby while living just outside the city limits so that they don’t have to live in the nest they fouled, procreating like the Jukes & Kallikaks by allegedly seducing anglo-mestizo skanks buying five-point beer and dollar sippers at the Granby Paki-Trip. They have battened theysselfs down onto the pub[l]ic works of Granby which goes to show why Granby infrastructure is shot. (This uncharitable view is probably not an exaggeration.) Can’t rebuild Granby unless you remove the [improper] Channels from off the anus of the Granby body polytick.

Of course Roxie Fausnaught and I removed our properties from out of the Granby Thievery Intended Foolishness (TIF) plan as soon as possible. Back in 2005 or so I got some of myself and Roxie’s properties out of the TIF district.

“Don’t you want the Styrons to put in a Dollar General Store.” I pointed out that Granby would get a Dollar General Store regardless of the TIF because Granby was large enough to support a Dollar General Store but I didn’t see why I needed to be taxed for private interests to get public taxes. When Granby was built these past men and women like Rex Burnett didn’t need a TIF to build a store. And why not set up a Granby corporation to build a $250,000 metal building splitting up the lease payments between the City of Granby and the East Newton R-6 Skrule District for the next thirty years? Under threat of litigation the TIF Bored let me and Roxie’s properties off the TIF District back then.

Then I bought Roxie’s moms’ house by buying off the other six siblings and Roxie put in her share back in 2012. And I couln’t corner the TIF Bored to take my $150 per year out of the TIF district. Then I got wind that Jaimie was removing five of her commercial properties, four of her fathers’ and one of her brother’s from the TIF District. So filed a letter of removing the property of myself and Roxie along with some other things which make for a perfect “Martin Letter”. The process was one in which the TIF Bored had no choice but to acknowledge that someone wants to remove their property from the TIF district and gives notice to the County Assessor’s Office so that the property is removed from the TIF district to the East Newton R-6 School District.

So Ira Hawkins was chairing the TIF meeting in July 2019. I gave him two copies of me & Roxie’s withdrawal of our house and acre of property next to the baal-priest Ashley Edgemon and Lawna and her Lustful Meercat David Price’s feed store at the top of the gully. I even enclosed a self-addressed envelope to the County Assessor Cheryl Perkins. I was going to provide the stamp to send it with.

“Well, Crooked Ira, I have three 2017 Forever Bird stamps. Choice of a wood-pecker, a blue jay or a titmouse. What stamp do you want in order to mail it off with, Crooked Ira?”

Crooked Ira couldn’t decide. So I told him that since thieving and not leading was his strong suit, I’d make an executive decision in deciding which stamp to use. A tit-mouse it was.

Meanwhile Jaimie Arnall is reproaching me about how she didn’t want to make “a farce” of withdrawing from the TIF District. I asked her what she was talking about. I was only going to remove one property which paid in $150 in TIF taxes — she was withdrawing 10 properties which brought in over $5000 to the TIF. Why was it a “fiasco” for me to remove my one remaining property and not a “fiasco” for her to remove all her ten?

So yes, insofar as possible I removed myself and my properties out from under Granby Thuggish Improvised Foolishness (TIF) and so I really don’t have a dog in this fight. I ridicule Jaimie by saying that this is the only Granby Tax Bored (be it Cemetery, Piglice, or TIF) in which I have a better chance of appointment than she does. The last thing Granby City Council Criminals want is someone honest and competent interrupting theys’ thievery and intention to impoverish Granby. Since she would be the best possible person on the Granby Taxation Increasing Fraud (TIF) Bored then according to the Iron Law of Granby Polyticks she will never ever be on it. Never Ever. That seat is reserved for Lustfool Meercats of the She-Mayoress unable to run feed stores or the former Baal-Priest Sausage-Fest Milwaukees Worst Kegger Party of Ruin Head Council-Criminal who done got r.u.n.n.t.-o.f.f.t. Getting r.u.n.n.t.-o.f.f.t. is a non-terminal occupation for Granby City Council-Criminals and only means that they might probably be back once the Statute of Limitations is over.

Here’s another victim of the Granby Thievery Immanent Fraudulency (TIF) plan. Kody Bottoms, perhaps the only non-pig on the Granby Piglice Farce was called by the She-Mayoress as part of her protection plan when she violated the Missouri Sunshine Act by refusing to make me a copy of the public notice of the 4 August 2020 extra Special Special City Council-Criminal Meating on the TIF Bored. Just like two of my Missouri Sunshine Act Enforcement Actions litigated in 2018 she refused to let me have a copy of the pub[l]ic notice posted on the Bulletin Board. Since she has been a City Clerk Lawna Price will only post it inside and not on the door to City Hall because she whines that it dirties the glass. Of course when she gets a paid vacation all such coonsiderations fail and she posts the stuff she wants you to see on the front door.

Last month the She-Mayoress / City Clerk unable to do the book-keeping or billing whined about how by cumming into City Hall at 10 minutes before closing at 5 pm that I kept the flunky City Collector open five minutes late. I said that she had a procedure — along with the rest of the City Council-Criminals back when they had a fraudulent “domestic protection order” out against me at City Hall — of filing the agenda at the last minute just before five and then holding a secret special emergency meating like on May 2017 to put in Joyce Mann’s used double-wife and on Aug. 20 2019 when they held the secret meeting to push through the stormwater sewer plan for Allieger-Martin. Sure enough on July 21 I found out about the secret extra-special City Council-Criminal Emergency Meating held the day before for the Granby Piglice Vehicle. When I said that I didn’t see Notice of Pub[l]ic Meating the Friday before, Lawna explained that she had snuck in after hours on the weekend and posted it to the bulletin board.

You got to realize this, but Lawna Price was kicked out of the Jasper county courts as an employee twenty years ago or so probably for some crookedness. And sometime the past three years she has lost her notary pub[l]ic license. And I cannot prove this but suspect that as a fat she-heiferess of Bashan over 40 years ago that she used to sneak under the doors at the bus station terminal and pick the locks for the dimes in the pay toilets as well. I’ve never met a more self-righteous thieving skank in my life — and I got a liking for fat white women.

Anyways, the Granby Piglice are called and Kody Bottoms, the nicest pig and so nice that he really ain’t much of a pig at all shows up. I rant about how what Fat Lawna and Katlyn are doing is illegal. That Dianne Parragon the Granby City Attorney said to coontact her if they pulled that crap so as to avoid Sunshine Act litigation last month at the Granby Municipal Ca$h-Register Kort, etc. Kody said for me to let him ask for the public notice. I told him that he could get fired for this but gave him a quarter and told me to bring me back the change. A few minutes later he came back and said that Fat Lawna told him nothing doing and handed back the quarter.

Last week Kody was fired. And I’m glad. Kody had no business being a pig, much less a Granby pig. Granby pigs are either starting out or being kicked out of law enfarcement. Now that Diamond’s speed trap got shuit down Granby pigs are the dregs of the profession.

Back on October when the Council Criminals sold a bogus sanction to Bryan Reo — non-white homosexual White Supremacist and Spawn of Satan fighting with me since 2010 and currently locked in litigation both state and federal in Ohio, Missouri and South Dakota — and then bulldozed down my grass and small trees I seriously considered going all Cookie Thornton or Rockne Newall on Granby City Council-Criminals. The baal-priests Assley Edgemon and Ira Hawkins were inspecting the damage like the Israelis inspecting the Palestinian camps they just bulldozed at Gaza. I’ve said as much in kort filings. But I’d sure have hated to see Kody in my sights or me in his but that would have been the way of things in Post-Collapse ZOGland. Since then what with the Covid-19 pandemic and financial collapse and everything going my way as predicted I’ve not thought of shooting some evil and worthless bastards in Granby since January or maybe February tops. But like when Billy beat Fraaaaankie, I’m certain that I’m not the only one.

Which is why I haven’t made an [s]election cumplaint either. Neither myself not the [d]ruling criminals believe in free open fair [s]elections so when the Collapse occurs and I will have full moral authority to bulldoze down the properties of the former regime criminals and sell their spawn as stock for the Newton County Geldings & Walking Wombs.

So getting back to the Granby Thievery Inevitable Foolishness (TIF). It was never anything other than a proposal for connected thieves to get access to skrule tax dollars. The addlepated little bastards could now get a diploma not knowing their letters before, but the funding for the chrome of illiteracy would be lessened. Big deal. The TIF funds were used for $17,000 signs and $30,000 pole barns and all manner of thievery as a slush fund. So what? TIF funds were used to destroy the Doc Chester Clinic next to the Granby Elementary Skrule so that an otherwise unnecessary $3.2 million school extension could be built without danger of a $65,000 Granby Heritage Building used to try to edjewmacate retards. Would antique looking street lamps which were historically replaced at the first available opportunity be an improvement? The Granby girls basketball leagues now rent the Granby Elementary gymnasium at a cheaper rate than the T-Rampage Gamble Memorial Gym & Milwaukees Worst Swillery.

Things won’t improve until Granby hits rock bottom. Pray for a tornado to perform the necessary urban renewal like in May 2003 Pierce City.

This is a copy of the TIF Plan of 1998 scanned in:

Appointing a T-Rampage Gamble is an almighty stupid bet.

Or rather it is no bet at all but rather a guarantee of a looted TIF Trust Fund and further decay and decline.

The South Ward with a 1,000 voters as opposed to the North Ward with only 400 voters has always paid the majority of the bills and got none of the rewards from the taxation. (Hwy 60 is the dividing line.) The South Ward has gotten taxation with [mis]representation. However, the TIF fund was indeed set up for the purpose of taxing ourselves so that Granby business could flourish — which it hasn’t. Much of the TIF funding after it bought the Styrons a $250,000 metal building was used to tear down Granby Heritage Buildings like the Chester Clinic and then used as a sort of slush fund and graft accrual for things like the $17,000 sign.

And then having bought a new metal building for $250,000 for the Styrons, they then proceeded to sell their old eyesore of a building plus nine acres of EPA wasteland to the City of Granby for a “new” Granby Police [State] Building for $253,000. Using a campaign of deceit and lies the City Council-Criminals — with T-Rampage at its corrupt lying head — promised a “new” Granby Police Station instead of fixing the old one or buying the building next to City Hall for $30,000 — in return for a new “police tax” of one-fourth cent sales tax bringing in $12,000 per year. Then came the “bait and switch” in which I was arrested protesting this corruption on 23 January 2018 under Granby Municipal Ordinance #815 — making fun of the Mayor and City Council-Criminals.

On March 10, 2020 the Granby City Council-Criminals voted by “Resolution” to purchase the Styron Eyesore for $177,000 and have the Granby gas buyers with their $17.50 meters per month pay for it instead of the Styrons having to wait until 2032 to get their pelf-money. The old and poor and sick and weak you will have amongst you always — certainly in Granby — but the Styrons might want to r.u.n.n.t.-o.f.f.t. back to Oklahoma. The goal of every Granby City Council-Criminal must be to thieve as much as possible so that they no longer have to live in Granby or even Newton County.

This has been the work of the past half-decade or more of the Granby City Hall. Granby has been known as a notoriously corrupt town in terminal decline and decay. But until T-Rampage Gamble becum Mayor he gradually reduced and then eliminated all debate and used his corrupt Police Department to arrest under color of Municipal Ordinance #815 any debate and dissent by using his power as presiding officer of the Council to refuse to recognize any speaker — especially from myself — and then to arrest myself for speaking. Joseph Stalin and Saddam Hussein were far more honest than T-Rampage Gamble and the rest of the City Council-Criminals in their respect for the First Amendment.

About 20 years ago I was given about 20 Dominicker chicks sexed out to raise. All roosters except for one pullet. About seven of them got their buttholes pecked out by the remaining 13. The chief ass-pecker grew up to become a handsome bird who would bully the rest, up until he lost an eye. Then the chicken became skittish and fretful and lost weight because any of the rest could come up on his blind side and attack. He lost weight and so I ate him first.

T-Rampage Gamble reminds me of that chicken bully chicken. He ran wild, tells the other Council-Criminals to grow a pair. But during the 2 hour 35 minute “trial” for me violating Municiple Ordinance #815 with the absolute power-mad Judge Charles Curless threatening to find me guilty anyways and hold me in coontempt — guilty as charged as always before a ZOG kort — and I got found guilty on both counts after a farce of a trial in which I grilled T-Rampage, Crooked Ira and Fat Lawna and in which Bill-the-Butt-Licker Barrett, Baal-Priest Assley Edgemamzer, and Senile-Heifer Joyce Mann refused to show up. I was sentenced to six months apiece in jail and a $500 fine for both counts. The very next day I filed for a trial de novo in which that trial before a regime kort of no record couldn’t be used before a real jury. The cases languish today.

T-Rampage was all red-eyed at the two-hour 35-minute trial. That is because T-Rampage Gamble is merely a thieving cowardly drunken bully. Somehow T-Rampage decided to not hold very many City Council Meatings or run for re-selection and to let Crooked Ira take over back in late 2018 and early 2019. A full month and a half later T-Rampage decided to resign as I listened to all the fools claim that T-Rampage accomplished anything other than centralizing all the power within his own thieving paws, putting his own critters on the Trust Fund Cemetery and TIF Boreds, destroying the independence of the formerly elected City Collector’s position and putting in out-of-city employees who have no real stake in Granby taxpayer dollars.

I used to think that Craig Hopper was the absolutely worst Mayor of Granby. I told Richard Eustler that I thought that he was foolish and inept, but the Eustler Administration just before T-Rampage’s [Mal]Administration was a “Golden [M]A[n]ge” of Granby polyticks. Richard told me that T-Rampage stabbed him in the back whenever possible.

I’d say that the Crooked Ira Hawkins is the second-worst Granby administration, so he appointed T-Rampage Gamble to replace “Lawna’s Lustfool Meercat” David Price who sooned moved his feed store business last year to Neosho where nobody knew him. At last month’s TIF meeting David Price begged to remain and the rest of the TIF Bored idiots except for Pat Kelley didn’t object. Jaimie Arnall knew everything but there is no provision for a corrupt City Council to let her on the TIF Bored. Instead cowardly drunken mean thieving T-Rampage Gamble is to be put in as TIF Bored Chair-Criminal to dispose of the last of the $300,000 left.

In the Age of Collapse where there are better-functioning local governments which will have to make the budgetary cuts there is no point to investing in poor decayed corrupt Granby. I run my Granby properties which I bought cheap from the children and grandchildren of the oldsters who definitely didn’t want to live in Granby like I’m back at the farm. I can afford the utility bill even though Roxie is gone far better than most. But as Granby decays further and the trust funds are looted then there will be no need to live in Granby by the young and productive. Rather Granby will grow even more of a dumping ground for the crackheads and child molesters of Newton County as the infrastructure decays past the point of fixing it up.

Appointing a known sub-par element like T-Rampage Gamble is a bad bet. Or rather it is no bet at all but rather a guarantee of a looted TIF Trust Fund and further decay and decline.

Eighty Percent of Granby People Voted For That Which They Deserve

All Roads out of Idiocracy Leads to Fewer Idiocratards Living in Squalor

Someone recently lamented about the position of Granby City Collector no longer being an elective position, just as they mourn the rising city utility bills from a corrupt city council since like forever, but accellerated within the past five years under both T-Rampage Gamble and Ira Hawkins [Mal]Adminisrations.

But let’s not forget that Granby people have voted for everything involving taxation which the City Council put in the Granby trough. T-Rampage Gamble bullied the City Collector — an elective position acting as a veto to City Council corruption — into resigning. But the People of Granby voted to make of it an employee postition so that there was absolutely no veto over financial affairs. Having an elected City Collector meant that both the Mayor and the City Collector had to agree in large part because the City Collector could summon the state authorities to investigation. Now the City Council hires in effect an office worker — living outside the city limits — like the current City Clerk Lawna Price who can neither do book-keeping nor does the billing but rather coonives as “The She-Mayoress” living not only outside the town but likely the County as well. Along with her “Lustful Meercat” still hanging onto as head of the TIF Bored until they go through the rest of the $280,000 or so left there on sundry schemes of cash flow. Neither of them could run a feed store in Granby but they sure can help the current City Council run Granby — right into the ground.

The People of Granby have voted for the highest sales taxes in Newton County. As a result no one with much serious buying to do buys in Granby, but rather Neosho, Joplin and Monett. Granby should be the “Queen City” of Eastern Newton County. Instead it is a decaying shithole with its own bypass of county roads much like its fellow Shithole Piglice State of Diamond. The problem is that everywhere else at least has grown some while Granby further decays. The City of Seneca voted in a $6.2 million sewer project but at least they were promised to keep Milnot Milk jobs. When Milnot sold out to Smuckers then they closed the plant but were stuck with having to pay for the sewer project. Whereass in Granby all the Pisspul of Granby have to show for it will be having their rainwater from two inches to four inches treated in order that Allieger-Martin can collect $830,000 and the City Council-Criminals can get a free yellow t-shirt, 30 pieces of silver and an unknown amount in kickbacks. That and paying for it until 2045 or longer. Such a deal.

The People of Granby have voted for a TIF District whose sole purpose was to give the Styrons $250,000 for a metal building designed to the specifications of the Dollar General Store so that they could get the lease payments forever. Then when their old building couldn’t get the cheap sweatshop Chinese textile goods they sold — as arranged by T-Rampage Gamble all along under guise of a “new” police station. They couldn’t and wouldn’t buy the best of the old buildings next door to Granby City Hall of Rex Burnett’s old grocery and laundromat for $30,000 as I urged when I was running for mayor against T-Rampage Gamble back from 2016-17. They then voted for a 1/4 cent “Granby Piglice Tax” which was used to pay $253,000 until 2032 for the Styron’s surplus eyesore of a building. I got arrested for peacefully protesting and convicted of violating Granby Ordinance #815 of “making fun of the mayor” in a mockery of a municipal kort trial held in Neosho lasting 2 hours and 35 minutes in which the Missouri Attorney General’s office and that corporate meercat Josh Hawley sent down his deputy attorney general Caleb Wagner to endorce this bogus “domestic protection order” against myself trying to find out what your legendarily corrupt Granby City Hall is up to. I filed a third Missouri Sunshine Act Enforcement Action against the Styron purchase but decided to drop the matter last September because if all of the one-quarter piglice sales tax is spent on an old worthless building until 2032 then what of it? An honest regime has those who benefit the most from the police paying for their security. The Granby Police Department has gained a reputation for being the place where new piglice either begin or end theys carreer of being bullies hiding behind a badge — but I’ll catalog theys’ sordid history of brutality, kidnappings, thievery, rapes, child molestations, and absolute thuggery since 1994 another day.

How else can you explain except for being a Granby Piglice State where Fraaaaankie gets to run wild and is caught & released on his own recognizance after refusal to appear twice on a warrant whereass I myself have been warrantless arrested around a dozen times the past five years upon the order & sometimes the whim of the Granby City Counci or just the Granby Piglice? Why I was thrown out of a “public meeting” right before an audience of typpycull Granby Pissple as recently as 14 July 2020, two weeks ago for wanting to “interrogate” Sue Bascomb the grant writer of a bogus Community Action Block Grant application for $750,000 pretending that a scheme to give $830,000 to Allieger-Martin / Gene Spears for two goldbrick-plated stormwater sewer basins to store stormwater was Section Eight housing for Somalian negros like Noel is infested with and a Resolution to have the Granby Piglice not beat the crap out of antifa gliberal whiggresses and rioting negroes which might choose to visit. From my own investigation the current Granby Police Chief and his wife were run out of Norwood for much the same reasons as what they are doing in Granby, i.e. trying to turn the human dumping ground for Newton County into a sort of suburban bedroom community but the Norwoodians were made of sterner stuff. I was threatened with arrest on March 10 for placing my camera outside an arbitrary police line of coverage for they’s Flint Enterprises $4,956 video-camera system with three percent dynamic range (When a $30 Logitech web cam bought at Best Buy would have worked much better.)

This while seating one of they’s new baal-priests given that the City Council-Criminals choose to not recognize that while they’s Mattoidchurian McCaindidate Ashley Edgemon did get 80 percent of the voat because Ashley r.u.n.n.t.-o.f.f.t. to Vero Beach Floriduh and intended to do so all the time when he was forced by his fellow City Council-Criminals to file at 4:49 on January 21, 2020 eleven minutes before closing time for filing. The Granby City Council has become such a toxic place unlike back six years ago when 19 year olds were filing — like the old one-egg incubators selling for $9.99 at the back of comic books 40 years ago touting “the Miracle of Birth” — that it took six daze for Ashley to decide to run even though after ramming through the Allieger-Martin stormwater sewer scam that he would be r.u.n.n.t.i.n.g.-o.f.f.t back to Floriduh and not paying a penny until 2045 in sewer bonds or having his Synogogue-of-Satan pay the raised utility bills resulting in his foray into Granby Polyticks. So these Granby City Council-Criminals and theys’ Piglice and Pub[l]ic [Non]Works Directards have no use for representative dem[on]ocracy.

Well neither do I. But like all revolutionaries, especially in these Pre-Collapse times and just like the Founding Felons of 1776 one seizes power by claiming that those who have power lack legitimacy due to corruption.

Back in 2011 when the Arab Spring sprung and the Egyptians overthrew their military dictatorships in favor of electorial representative democracy of the Muslim Brotherhood. But there is only enough carrying capacity for less than 40 million and with 80 million population they had to be fed from abroad and were to not fight with the Israelis. Within a month or so back to a military dictatorship theywent and everyone was coontent enough and those who weren’t were shut down and muzzled — sorta like myself. Can’t take care of Roxie while I’m sitting with Billy Gillibrand in the Newton County Jail. We all got to pretend to be under [D]Rule of [F]Law.

That is why I laugh at naive people like Jaimie Arnall. We can be friends and remain friends. I want Granby to have running cheap city water and sewer for the best of my houses in Granby. So does she. I don’t want TIF money to be spent tearing down Granby Heritage buildings and she wants to restore them including those way too far gone. She will start threads on Granby Thots & Views aganst the RV Park scheme for the waning TIF funds but when asked, “What comes next now that everyone except the beneficiaries agree that this is a bad idea?” she draws a blank and that thread like all threads of how to fix Granby peters out because it is a Granby People problem and unless you can figure out how to break the chains holding all of us together then there is only a Pol Pot solution.

Anyways, now she asks, “What should we seek out in a Granby City Council-Criminal?” Well, judging on the results, how about a never-ending sense of entitlement like the antifa and Black Lives Matter bunch living in a Big Blue City but scaled down a bit for a fourth-class municipality headed like a bullet for sixth or six-hundred-sixty&sixth rate status? That means a baal-priest like Ira Hawkins or Ashley Edgemon or Charles Brown who mistake the ability to be a skillit-licker and fried-chicken eater for executive and legislative ability — over others, not theysselfs. They claim to worship two masters, both civic Caesar and religious Satan, but render neither true faith not alliegance to either. They are most polite and even sorta open to free speech as guaranteed by the CONstipations & Bill of Goods of both the ZOG-USSA and the State of Missery whenever they’s piglice muscle are absent but when the Granby Piglice presence is present then best go to meetings with the bond money in pocket and see if one can get by with less than a half-dozen threats of kidnapping, felonious restraint, and slanders about what a big pervert I am by those who have long since bit off the nuts of theys meercat spawn and alleged humpers.

Insofar as asking not to “bash” those Granby City Council-criminal traitors and thieves which better and sterner regimes under Theodoric the Great or Felix Sulla the Dictator or Cambysis II would have respectively strangled with the intestines of theys’ worthless families for perjury or crucified if baal-priest for civic simony & sodomy and/or skinned alive for corruption, well, methinks someone asks too much for something which will not happen. The Granby City Council Criminals won’t be in a mood to go directly an everburning Hell (as they profess to believe but obviously do not) unless they are facing dire consequences for their actions in this life. They won’t profess remorse except as an attempt to escape punishment and they won’t make theys’ way to Hell unless they are sent upon theys’ end destination.

But that is exactly what 80 percent of the Granby population wants, is someone who will cheat and rob them blind as long as it is done with a sanctimonious air and odor. I call Crooked Ira Hawkins the “Master of Sanctimonies” although Assley Edgemon was also an accomplished thieving baal-priest. I so enjoyed looking at Assley’s boodle left behind in the dumpster. Assley was in a panic like a cowardly recruit abandoning the baggage train. The yellow 2x Allieger-Martin t-shirt. The glass begging bowl like a lounge singer. Not the 30 pieces of silver but the five years of Granby City records, most of them likely destroyed by Lawna Price by vote of Council-Criminal revealing the mindset of an absolutely mediocre mind of a skillit-licking baal-priest who left behind his calling cards as a “pastor” in the dumpster as if Assley the R.u.n.n.t.-O.f.f.t. will never play baal-priest again, nor lick a skillit dry of white sausage gravy or sop it up with an Always Save fake-buttermilk bisquit or eat the overcooked over-fried 99-cent a pound Tysons chicken breast, nor yelp alond in pub[l]ic to Almighty D-g, or help the Boy Scouts earn theys’ merit badges in Civic Corruption (like on 20 June 2017 when T-Rampage was yapping about putting up ordinances regarding small houses just after letting in Council-Criminal Joyce Mann put in her used double-wide in violation of they’s own council-criminal ordinance with the collusion of the Granby City Piglice and City Attorney). [From what I hear during late-night TV commercials the Boy Scouts must have had a Sodomy Merit Badge as well, call an 1-800-LAW-YERS for a free coonsultation if NOT satisfied, cum-cum, cum-cum!!!]

There is a reason for a $4,956 videocamera from Flint Enterprises with a 3% dynamic range when a $30 Logitech web-camera from Best Buy would have worked out better. There is a reason for a $17,000 sign across in the park from City Hall but still not a $100 sign over the 1934 WPA-built Community Building. Can you say, “Thieving Granby City Council-Critter-Criminals & Cousin Inbred Jed & Maynardine Sucking Up Lead who voted for them agin and agin and agin?” All it takes is a bit of intellectual and moral honesty & then I know you can. If deficient in this, then lots of luck because the world will always be a dangerous and unprofitable place.

You have to understand Granby Shitty Polyticks. Eighty percent of the population votes for thieving baal-priests and for high utility bills and decaying infrastructure and for living in houses worth at most 60% of the value of a house in Neosho dreaming of the Granby graft & corruption machine “breaking good” enough to raise theys’ property values so that they can live in Neosho or better yet in Carl Junction. The Twenty Percent who matter and vote for me or for Granby Reform are chained up with Cousin Inbred Jed & Maynardine in a Twentieth Century Idiocracy. Eighty Percent outnumbers the Twenty Percent and always will in a dem[on]ocracy. That is why I am looking forward to the onrushing Post-Collapse Ten Thousand Warlords local military dictatorships over the 10-20 million ex-whigger ZOGling lumpen-whiggertariate. My vision of the future is the perfection of 1910 small-town Alabama while being coontent to the realities of living like in rural 1910 Mississippi. All roads out of Idiocracy lead to yeoman peasantry living in the Ozarks if it all turns out well as can be expected.

The best thing which could happen is a May 2003 tornado that ripped through Pierce City, tore out the entire downtown and had the insurance companies and relief pay for a new downtown. YHWH Lightning as you will. Otherwise Granby will become like flooded Houston, or Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico or even Pitcher Oklahoma. I was looking at a re-run from 2007 of “Life After People” and seen where after years of cleanup after cleanup the powers that be finally decided to simply buy people out and Pitcher becum a ghost town. A third-world population living in a third-world ZOGland — my term for the Mighty Evil AmurriKwan / Neo-Babylonian Empire — is not going to get much help now that the ZOGland has becum-cum cum-cum an open-air free-range nuthouse / prison shithole where there is no Brigadoon of beautiful 120+ IQ White People to flee to.

To the twenty percent who voted for myself and my political platform of fixing the water pipes and plugging the sewer leaks and disclaiming the bogus stornwater sewer scam and re-opening up the schools well thanks. I’m going to cum-cum cum-cum-plain to the Republican Missouri state government officials about Granby City corruption. Yes, I know: Ha ha ha !!!

But on a more coonstructive note I suggest the Tony Randall Gremlin’s advice in Gremlins II of stocking up with canned food & shotgun shells. That and growing a large garden and voting no on any gnu taxes or levies or Granby baal-priests and collecting your rainwater and buying and learning to use a composting toilet and treating the Granby City Council-Criminals & they who will vote for such with all the coontempt that they deserve. And to let Nature take its course.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Doctor Martin Lindstedt, CJCC/AN, M.D. (Mad Dog)

Fraaaankie should have gotten into Granby Eighty-Percenter Polytricks

It pays a lot more to steal if you profess an ever-abiding ever-lasting love & alliegance to THE LITTLE LORD BABY JESUS (TLL-BJ) and get on the Granby City Council and use the Granby Police Department as your own personal secret police farce and get kickbacks from “No Bid” Resolutions for fraudulent millions of dollars in worthless sewer bond contracts instead of being a private-property criminal stealing to buy crack instead of serving TLL-BJ.

Someone pasted a number of pictures of Lawrence Franklin Coburn — known as “Fraaaaaankie” for an alleged incident from over 30 years ago — being arrested and his beater van being loaded up for impoundment. And yes, there was much rejoicing.

So why was Fraaaaaankie arrested by Granby Police Chief Jacob Kelley. To answer that question see Missouri Case Net

Type in the name search “Coburn, Lawrence Franklin” and find 24 records in the 40th Judicial District of Newton and McDonald counties. Like most Boomers with a drug and drinking problem Frankie has a whole lot of the “poverty crimes” involving the Granby Municipal kort of driving with out “proof of financial responsibility”, i.e. not being able to pay off the insurance corporations funding the Republican party of Missouri and of failure to register a motor vehicle, i.e. the working poor buying a vehicle from Carmart or even worse through Griffin Motors Credit World, or failure to wear a seat belt which is the manner of financing the Granby Police Farce to function as the secret political police of the Granby City Council-Criminals. If one knows the Revised Statutes of Missouri one can get around all this thieving piglice kort scams. After all, unless you have an accident then you do not have to show proof of insurance to some thieving Granby or Diamon pig pulling over us mundanes. The “failure to transfer a motor vehicle is the sole jurisdiction of the Missouri Department of Revenue — not the town clown piglice. And failure to wear a seat belt is a matter for a jury trial where they can only assess you a $10 fine after you summon a $1500 jury, call the thieving pigs thieving pigs, and after wasting nearly a day of crooked judge time, well, nobody in Newton or Jasper county wants to go through that with me again. But why is someone like Fraaaankie being jailed? Let’s see further.

State v. Lawrence Franklin Coburn 20NW-CR00250 Stealing less than $150 and 20NW-CR00176 Felony Stealing more than $750 — two warrants issued as of 9 July for failure to appear in court on both charges on 6 July. Bond is set for $250 apiece.

$500 from Friends of Frankie turns him loose, while Billy Gilliland who beat Fraaaankie with a crowbar the day after Billy allegedly saw Fraaaaaankie leaving his garage with his portable sterio and reported it to Granby Piglice is denied bail altogether and remains in jail for attempted crowbarricide — and First Degree Burglary. Isn’t Granby jewstice wonderfool?

Looking further into Missouri Case Net you see that Billy Gilliland is undergoing a typpycull divorce in pre-Collapse ZOGland in which being a white man he gets to be a perpetual debt-slave in family kort. Looking at his Facebook Picture I see a budding warlord for when it cums time to deal with the Newton County Republican Party, Sheriff’s Department, Social Services, all of the current Newton County judges and lawyers acting in revenge for destroying white families — including my own — through the Principles of Biblical Castration which I explained thoroughly to former Sheriff Ken Copeland back when they were trying to railroad me for child molestation and have me murdered in prison back from 2005-2009. Instead I was illegally sent to the Fulton State Nuthouse for refusal to accept a pub[l]lic pretender where I got five front teeth knocked out by the Newton County Sheriff’s Department taking me up there. Very soon in the future all debts outstanding will be repaid with interest but that is then, not now.

Now Jacob Kelley has explained all about how Billy and many of you should be ashamed about “taking the law into your own paws” when many of you think that Fraaaankie is working with the police. I’ll write up more about that and an interesting conversation I had in May when someone — maybe not Fraaankie — broke into one of my old houses and stole an electric guitar and amp, a boxed Walmart bicycle, six bottles of Ten-High whiskey bought at an estate sale, and the shinier of some canned goods. We talked about how I was going to allow Granby to demolish one of the old houses north of my Hovel and parts of other buildings. I then discussed that the Old Ku-Klux-Klan worked with corrupt sheriffs and police to keep intact the proper order of things, and while I had called for firing Lawna Price and Jim Channel I hadn’t called for his firing because every successor regime, even one of warlords, has use for the former police farces to judicially murder and expropriate the property and destroy the lives and families of the ancient regime to lend a superficial legal gloss over the proceedings. Since he had no morals then of course he would carry out orders from the New Regime to crucify the former baal-priests and castrate they’s male spawn and “Handmaid’s Tale” their females and teach the former City Council and supporters to keep theys’ bulldozers to theysselfs. As with Jereboam a lot of baal-temples will be turned into public latrines.

We also discussed how the crackhead situation would go more and more former middle-class would be coming to Granby like Season 1 and 2 of The Walking Dead and how he would have a lot more to worry about soon. As I have written in court filings involving the non-white white supremacist Bryan Reo who the Granby City Council sold a bogus judgment to on Oct. 14, 2019 and the bulldozers came the next day on Oct. 15, 2020 a bunch of regime-criminals were nearly shot but Jacob Kelley helped make me decide to wait until I could transfer my South Dakota property to my sister. Now what with the Covid-19 ZOG-virus and the Collapse of ZOG I haven’t thought of shooting Granby regime criminals since at least February of this year. I’ll let JoAnn Lamp keep one of her houses and bulldoze the other 11 rentals and I’ve told Will Barrett to be sure to inform potential buyers that there is a “bulldozer lien” on his property that he is thinking of moving out of Granby. There are consequences for a public official who doesn’t respect the private property of citizens and that penalty is absolute destruction of their work, restitution of that which was stolen, and perpetual enslavement if not death for treason.

But this thread concerns the hating on Fraaaankie for thievery. If it was just Frankie being a crackhead who was independently wealthy purchasing that which was on sale that would be one thing. But many — including myself — suspect Fraaankie of stealing from me. What to do?

Thanks to “Missery just-us” the Granby City Council and theys’ new baal-priest appointed South Ward City Council-Criminal intends to defraud the Community Block Grant Program of $750,000 to borrow $1,601,000 from the USDA Rural Development loan to collect a $1,049,000 USDA Rural Development grant. Frankie ought to listen the THE LITTLE LORD BABY JESUS (TLLBJ) like Ira Hawkins, Ashley Edgemon and soon Charlie Brown and become a professional Granby city council-criminal to get a brand new Allieger-Martin yellow t-shirt and thirty pieces of silver from the no-bid “passed by Resolution” $830,000 contract. If I had to do it all over I’d have encouraged Frankie to run for South Ward City Council against myself and Ashley the Floriduh-departed, then Frankie would have cum in second and he could tell Jacob Kelley what to do instead of stealing catalytic converters and boom-boxes from someone with a temper undergoing a horrific divorce in possession of an unlicensed unregistered crowbar.

So Fraaaaankie is being held on charges for not showing up for two trials involving stealing over $750 and one for stealing $150 or less. If he pays two $250 bonds he will be released. Whereas the Granby City Council has plotted for years to give Allieger-Martin $830,000 and put Granby residents into debt for the next 35 years. Tonight they will hold a pub[l]ic meeting to discuss pretending to build Section-8 housing and letting Black Lives Matter and antifa riot with the collusion of the Granby Piglice Department in order to qualify for a $750,000 USDA Community Action Block Grant in order to advance that unnecessary sewer scam. If only Fraaankie has known about how much more crack he could have bought from the kickbacks on $830,000 putting Granby $3.2 million in debt plus interest for the next 35 years as opposed to ten percent on a $1200 catalytic concerter and the neglible nickle-bag of crack funded by a stolen boom-box. Fraaankie should have becum a certified baal-priest that loves THE LITTLE LORD BABY JESUS (TLL-BJ) & then gotten into Granby PolyTicks as that sort of criminal activity pays much much better.

The Granby Twenty Percenters vs the Eighty Percenters of Granby-Gomorrah

For those of the Twenty Percenters who voted for me for South Ward City Council to have me stop this sort of stuff, well, I’ll make some cumplaints. I am working on it but it is gonna get a lot worse before if it gets any better. But you have to realize that Eighty Percent of Granby People voted against you because when it comes down to it they are fine with being cheated and swindled, especially by baal-priests who claim to worship TLL-BJ.

I think that the eventual best solution will be to dis-incorporate Granby and pull its home-rule charter, sell the water and sewer systems to Missouri American Water Company and have a $50 sewer & water bill and possibly a 20-acre reservoir on Shoal Creek, sell the gas works, have the policing revert back to Newton County and establish with the $78,000 generated by the new 1/2 cent sales tax Granby having an Eastern Newton satellite patrol station. I’ll be filing lawsuits resulting from this city council-criminality.

But you Granby Twenty-Percenters must understand that the Granby Eighty-Percenters who will outvote you every single time coonsists of people you wouldn’t have anything to do with in the first place if you lived outside Granby city limits.

Living in Granby means that you are politically chained up to what is the dumping ground of Newton County full of crackheads and child molesters (real or imagined) and the elderly living on fixed incomes and people like me who bought a bunch of cheap property from the elderly whose children and grand-children who didn’t want to live in Granby. And then you got those wanting to move elsewhere who want to saddle you with debt in order to sell out due to these public works scams. And then the majority of the Granby city council-criminals are those from somewhere else who want to turn Granby into a craphole like from whence they fled. Living in Granby by definition cums with a 10-15% (or higher) property tax bill for living in the Granby city limits and another 20-30 percent property value loss just because for living inside Granby. Now the up side of living in Granby is in living in a non-diverse population of these Granby Eighty Percenters and before the [mal]administration of T-Rampage Gamble with cheap city utilities. That is also the bad side. Being a Granby Twenty Percenter is akin to being like Lot in Sodom. You have to understand the Granby Eighty Percenters and know when to beat feet out and not to look back. Living in Granby is like Season Two of the Walking Dead, but with the Eighty Percenters running loose as opposed to being locked up in the barn. Sooner or later you shall be over-run and have to flee.

See you tonight at the City Council meeting and the Community Block Grant Program pub[l]ic meeting scam and maybe the TIF swindle starting at 5:00 pm 14 July 2020. If need be I’ll sell my Hovel and other buildings to some nice friendly Somalians who will bring some wanted diversity to many of you lying Granby Eighty Percenters.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin Lindstedt
(Non-Baal) Church of Jesus Christ Christian / AN of Missouri

Proposed Agenda Granby City Council Meeting 14 July 2020

Proposed Agenda July 14, 2020 at 6:00 p.m.
Posted July 10, 2020

Council Meeting will be held at Granby City Hall
302 North Main Street

Opening Prayer
Pledge of Allegiance

6:00 p.m. Meeting called to order and roll call

1) Approval of Agenda as presented

2) Approval of Minutes, June 23 2020



1) Dawn Fenton re: Business License

2) Kaley Smith re: Business License

Regular Business:

1) Bills to Pay, Balances on hand

2) Department Head Reports

3) Appoint City Clerk

4) CDBG Application Approval




8) Approval of Addendum to the wastewater facility plan

9) RV Park Proposal

10) Discussion re: municipal website

11) Remove Ashley Edgemon from bank accounts

12) Add a new signor to the city bank accounts

13) Discussion re: commercial district

14) Discussion re: Covid-19

15) Discussion re: TIF Commission and possible appointment of members

16) Appointment of TIF Commission members

17) OMTD discussion and dates

18) Closed Session

Closed session in accordance with RSMo 610.021 (3) Re: Hiring, firing, disciplining or promoting of employees.

Chained up with the 80 percenters in Granby Missery

And why it is good that such have theys’ own “Suck Granby Dry” Facebook Forum

[Responding to a Granby woman in favor of Granby city council corruption and higher property values who is a member of the Granby “Suck Granby Dry” Facebook forum.]

In my years of speaking with you I think you want higher property values — but for the poorer People of Granby to pay for it through higher taxes and utility rates. You want to sell out and move to Neosho fine, but the rest of us shouldn’t have to pay for it. The biggest problem of living in town is that you are having to live with people wanting to claim that they have a vote in your business.

Your goals of privitizing your “higher property values” through socializing decades of municipal debt means lower property values because it is cheaper and better to buy property outside of Granby so you don’t have to start out with higher fixed payments. City property taxes add 10-15% additional costs and this corrupt City Council adds more expense, which accounts for a house in Granby costing 60% of a house in Neosho.

Now I have benefitted from getting to buy cheap Granby property from old people dying off whose children and grandchildren did not want to live in Granby. Now that I’m on the other side of the age gap means property values will decline further. Since you obviously don’t want to live in Granby because it makes sense for agitate for higher property values only if you intend to sell out, thus you want to make it more expensive to live in Granby means that we have irreconciliable interests. Thus any perceived “animousity” is because we have incompatible goals: I want to keep Granby affordable for the working poor and you want to profit from them by making their lives more precarious and unaffordable. Demographic decline along with the “Boomer-Remover” Covid-19, 20, 21 ZOG-virus means that what we build in Granby will decline in value, especially in Granby if things continue as they are. Only a fool would build anything of any value within the Granby City Limits given no-longer cheap and affordable city water and sewer and gas.

“If we fix the sewer and water system property values will rise which is a sign of a healthy city.” Really? A new water system is going to cost $10-15 million. The Allieger-Martin storm-water sewer basin drainage costs $3.2 million. Having a $200 water & sewer bill isn’t going to improve property values for 90 of the Granby population any more than tearing the hearts out of their own people improved the lives of the average Aztec because it was claimed to be necessary to make the sun rise. Rather the percentage of people “opting out” of city utilities shall rise snd as it gets more expensive to live in Granby without jobs more of our younger working folks will move to their jobs in Neosho, Joplin, Carthage and Monett. Decaying Granby infrastructure with higher debts means more people foregoing city utilities.

Far from becoming a healthy city what many of us need is for Granby to be dis-incorporated with the city utilities sold off and law enforcement sent back to Newton County so that those of you who want “higher property values” can spend whatever you please to achieve that private goal without the rest of us having to pay for it.

Which is why I am glad that Jim Channel and yourself have a Facebook group of your own in “Suck Granby Dry” in which you don’t have to listen to me and vice-versa. I don’t have a problem with not getting to be on Jim Channel’s “Suck Granby Dry” Facebook forum. All across the nation most of us want to be free of you. We don’t wish to pay for you. We don’t want to be “united” with you like dogs in harness under your whip like the beasts of the field under Nimrod in Babylon. And so we seek to be free of you.

And this holds true of Granby. If I and anyone else could only “de-annex” ourselves and our properties from the City of Granby and its idiotic and corrupt City Council and only pay in cash for that which we choose to use then that would be great. You wish to pay Jim Channel $40,000 to do nothing but post on Facebook, then fine. You wish to pay an additional $26 per month starting out for Allieger-Martin to get $830,000 to pay kickbacks to city council-criminals that is fine as well. You wish to not be able to put up a single-wide or used double-wide on your own property unless you happen to pay a bribe for a “secret emergency meeting” waiver, then fine.

But the rest of us want only to live in peace and prosperity on our own private property and if that means a discorporate bill of divorcement from those of you who think we must pay for your own private profit then so be it — and we won’t be civil except in the sense of civil war about it.

23 June 2020 Granby City Council Meeting Agenda

Proposed Agenda June 23, 2020 at 6:00 p.m.
Posted June 19, 2020

Council Meeting will be held at Granby City Hall
302 North Main Street

Opening Prayer
Pledge of Allegiance

6:00 p.m. Meeting called to order and roll call

1) Approval of Agenda as presented

2) Approval of Minutes, June 9, and June 18 2020

Regular Business:

1) Bills to Pay, Balances on hand

2) Closed Session re: personnel matters

3) 2020/2021 Budget

4) Solid Waste RFP

5) Bill pay procedure

6) Discussion re: new council-member appointment

Closed session in accordance with RSMo 610.021 (3) Re: Hiring, firing, disciplining or promoting of employees.

Granby & Eastern Newton County’s On-Coming “New Normal”

(As opposed to the St. Louis Covid-19 Season One The Walking Dead hotspot which I seen yesterday)

There has been a big jump in these ZOG-virus infections (which are relatively benign) here in Newton County. Since you are going to get it anyway — and you likely will unless you become a hermit — it would be best to get it when you are in good health and the sun shines during the late spring. That way you might have some immunity before a new & improved ZOG-virus is unleashed, like the current one in September just in time for the [s]election. Think of the electorial process as Granby writ large on a National scale where they run someone that the Deep State people know won’t be around like Ashley Edgemon so that they can appoint one of theys meat-puppet meercats or simply leave the South Ward open or to run #SenileJoe Biden so that he can croak and we get CrookedHillary or some affirmative action pick female who will further finish off a bankrupt and corrupt regime. There isn’t much difference between how Granby and the District of Corruption is run. Both bankrupt and wanting to pile on the debt which cannot be paid back ever over a declining population as the infrastructure decays then collapses.

I took Roxie Fausnaught up to St. Louis yesterday to see her cancer doctor and he decided to simply keep her rather than have her make the 300 mile trip again. But this was an inner-city major hospital and majority black and unlike here in Newton County EVERYONE was wearing a paper mask and having to get their temperature checked and answer where they been and who they seen in the past two weeks. St Louis has over 600 of the 900 deaths of Missouri. I was told that I wouldn’t be allowed to visit Roxie so I left her there for her treatment. In normal times there would be all manner of delay. Now they want to simply collect the VA payments from Roxie at the highest possible government expense. With this virus the incompetence and stupidity of the entire System seems to be working to my advantage for once.

So to me I’m thankful for the beloved Certificate of Vaccination – 2019 (Covid-19) ZOG-virus and hope to get it just in time while Roxie is in the hospital to help beat back the soon-to-come new&improved ZOG-virus 2020. I asked a homeless man for directions in downtown St. Louis and they all got it and are running around begging for money out in the sunshine as opposed to getting it over at Wally World like everyone else here in Newton County.

Where Newton County is getting the delayed ZOG-virus 2019 model is at the Walmarts and big box stores — where we all go to shop. Now in St. Louis everywhere the normal population isn’t wearing masks. The streets and businesses in downtown St. Louis, especially in the Bosnian ethnic section were a lot less busy than normal — the homeless were not wearing masks. But around the major hospital it looked like Season One of The Walking Dead — everyone in masks and majority non-white. Which makes sense because the very first episodes involved a deadly plague which kills 90% of the population and turns them into zombies in Atlanta. The St. Louis demographic isn’t much, if any, different.

So for those of us desperately wanting to get back to “normal” there is none such. All the ZOG-virus-19 did was to allow the she-mayoress and City Council to fort up in City Hall and to hoover up what little ZOGbux was left in the petty cash drawer. They certainly showed us all that it doesn’t matter what the 1000 voters in the South Ward (as opposed to the 400 voters in the North Ward) might want insofar as fixing the infrastructure is concerned — they will deliberately force someone who knew that he wouldn’t be around to take the office to run against the known “white supremacist” who ran solely on the “fixing up Granby ourselves” platform, not any other issues although to partisans of those who need termination from City employment on the grounds of incompetence & thievery would lie differently. You voted for imcreased taxes building up buildings for public day-care/education and yet, want to keep these glorified day-care centers closed because your particular offspring might catch a ZOG-virus which so far amongst our particular demographic (which for some reason I think is “superior” but then again I have my own peculiar beliefs) has largely killed only the very old and sick who in normal times would be dead within a year of something or another anyways.

I was running for school board as well. My recommendation would have been to close the schools for spring vacation to get the oldsters and dying anyways under quarantine and then after the week was over to keep the schools open. I would have voted to allow those who wanted to keep their children home to do so, to enable home schooling, but to let the vast majority of children to have something to do be spent in acquiring what passes for education in these parts. But I would not add further building to creating expensive buildings and facilities to prop up a failed system which will remain vacant once a second wave of 2020 ZOG-viruses returns. I came in dead last as usual, but at least for East Newton the situation isn’t as dire and there were plenty of other mediocre candidates promising the usual panaceas.

In Granby it was only some foreign woman without any agenda other than wanting power over others and her name and face on TV for running a “town improvement committee” who ran unopposed for the North Ward. The South Ward had the City Council’s Manchurian Meercat who had no intention of facing the consequences of his votes or staying in Granby to help pay the increased taxes and utility fees he brought about (which he never paid anyways but his Church did) versus the “white supremacist” who wanted to repair his town at a cost we could afford. The Granby City Hall culture is so toxic that I could not find reform candidates this year so I filed six days before the end of filing season on 15 January and at the 11th last minute Ashley Edgemon filed at 4:49 pm on 22 January 2020. The plan was to have Ashley Edgemon win and then have the Granby City Council replace him with someone they could appoint. Right now the South Ward City Council seat is vacant because they can’t find a suitable meat-puppet wanting to have a part in federal civil litigation. So much for “representative democracy”. Granby Missouri has rather proven that it is no longer able to govern itself. If we simply cannot fix up our own infrastructure ourselves but rather as having home rule all we can do is to enrich connected contractors at tremendous expense going forward, far better that Granby be dis-incorporated, that the municipal corporation charter be revoked and that those functions devolve to Newton County, which while corrupt itself, has fewer of the personal animosities rife in Granby and that we as former citizens of a failed town have the lowest taxes and utility bills possible.

What I see is myself filing some paperwork to Jefferson City or before the federal district court, some more rats leaving the sinking U.S.S. Granby Tit-antic, and an eventual failed city no longer able to keep up appearances.

As a community we will have to fix or repair our common infrastructure ourselves but where that fails then the default position will be every man for hisself. What we dare not do is to lay in taxation treasures from our own pockets where rust and moth and City Hall thievery doth corrupt.

Granby is the dumping-ground for Newton County . . .

. . . and many of you are so far gone that you will have to stay here until you die.

The purpose of the half-beard is from Matt Chapter 25 when Christ returns to “Separate the nations” and in so doing to judge them according to their works into the sheep on the right and the goats on the left. The sheep cared for their poor, weak and sick and were rewarded for their concern whereas the goats merely preyed on their own and strangers. I adopted this beard wearing on May 10, 2005 as a reproach and rebuke to the Newton County Establishment. They know what it means. The full explanation is on one of my many web pages which I encourage you not to look up because you will see material there which will put you off your feed and this Facebook page is not the place for that. In fact, the only time my material from the other blogs should appear here on Granby Thoughts & Views is when the Channel Famibly — rightfully scared that I intend to fire Jim Channel for corruption and inefficiency — drags it onto this forum to stink it up like a week-old dead carp.

In any case the reason for Granby failing to thrive and even decline is because of its City Hall, which is legendarily corrupt. The reason for the City Hall being so corrupt is because of people like you who enable this City Hall by your support. I am merely explaining is that 80% of the People of Granby got the City Hall they deserve so that the People of Granby will either have to put pressure on to clean up City Hall — and it looks like most of them are r.u.n.n.t.-o.f.t. or get used to living off their own declining infrastructure which they refuse to fix themselves. Yes, the Granby City Hall is the proximate cause of Granby dysfunction but what about the People of Granby which chooses and re-elects them and believes all their lies? Refuses to see that Newton County knows all about Granby and cannot help Granby by taking from the thriving parts to rescue Granby and that the State of Missouri has already cut 10% of the State Budget so far and cannot and will not bail out Granby. I ran on a platform of Granby fixing up Granby and got 20% of the vote. Yet 80% of you voted for Ashley Edgemon who you all knew would run off back to Florida and that the corrupt City Hall would appoint his suckcessor and risk litigation. So how can anyone separate the reason for a town’s decline and fall than its government AND its People. Granby Missouri is when white people follow the exact same trajectory as Camden New Jersey, East St. Louis, or Detroit Michigan. Granby Missouri is “Whyte Pypul’s” East St. Louis.

My criticisms are indeed intended in part to warn the unwary about moving to Granby per se unless they are able to buy houses really really cheap. But do not expect a Lindstedtian Granby City Hall to make your crappy distressed city properties within the Granby city limits to sell for enough to pay for a half-princiapl down payment move to Neosho. Granby is the dumping-ground for Newton County and many of you are so far gone that you will have to stay here until you die. So knowing that, you should have voted for the “hospice candidate” who would efficiently manage what little you have left of Granby’s social capital as well as infrastructure. All I want to do is to keep Granby patched up just enough to live down to my very low standards. All I want to do is to make the trains run on time, deny the sewer-bond debt, fix the water pipes, plug the sewer leaks and re-open the schools. (I was also running for East Newton R-6 School Board as well.) So yes, Granby (and most of its inhabitants) have a bad name — and rightly so — for the past 30 years with an abrupt decline for the last five of the [mal] administrations of the T-Rampage Gamble and Ira Hawkins. They do what they want and YOU write the checks.

What I’m saying is that we don’t have to live like this if we don’t want to. We can live according to pre-1994 Granby living standards (no Granby Police Department, a half-paid for Granby sewer system added to in 2008, and water pipes which only leak 40% at any given time) if we want to which will be good enough for our civic lifeboat.

The Very Last Person Departed Granby South Ward City Council-man Ashley Edgemon Wanted to See His City Council Papers Has His City Council Papers & Other Things of Interest

I go to my house in Granby every day. Usually to get the water or take a shower and to make sure that the rat hasn’t unplugged the refrigerator or to use the old Windows 7 computer. Today I went to get the Granby City Council-Packets and today they gave me the minutes of their secret “emergency” City Council meeting to swear in Ashley Edgemon — but not Reggie Bard — so that Ashley could leave for Florida and the City Council could accept his resignation as planned back when Ashley filed at 4:49pm 22 January 2020 — 11 minutes before filing ended so as to defeat myself who had signed up on 15 Jan 2020. The Granby City Council deliberately made him file so they could later “appoint” a compliant meat-puppet meercat to further steal Granby blind. Ashley Edgemon left this past weekend.

As I drove to where I take care of Roxie, I seen an ice-chest in the small dumpster across from Ashley Edgemon’s former church. So I turned around and the workmen working on Skeeter Lamp’s back yard didn’t bat an eye. So I retrieved the ice-chest, a broken clothes hamper, a broken lawn chair, and saw some binders. I dug deeper. And there were approximately three-four years of the “City Council packets” made for the attention of the Granby City Councilmen for use at Granby Council Meetings. These city packets I have to pay for but Chad Heyworth gets for free as their tame newspaperman. The paperwork had stale coffee and pizza boxes soiling them buI I scooped them up and put them in the broken clothes hamper.

I also found the August 2019 Allieger-Martin sewer report that I shamed a copy from Ashley Edgemon and posted to the Internet. But what I found to show half-hearted shamefulness was a never-worn yellow Allieger-Martin 2X t-shirt which was given as a reward to the City Councilmen. That and Ashley Edgemon’s card holder. Ashley is obviously never going to be a pastor again. It made me mad because here Ashley was, shilling for $3.2 million in unnecessary debt lasting for the next 35 years and here he got a t-shirt and likely other stuff but never will have to pay a penny on it, not him or his kids. Just his stupid, stupid baal-sheep who listened to him and voted for him.

I also found the past city council-packets for March, April, and May 2020. Looks like I’ll not be needing to pay for them now that I got Ashley’s. He threw them away when he fled / r.u.n.n.t,-o.f.f.t. into the night to Florida. The June 2019 Dog&Pony Show Audit. Ashley was not even going to leave a copy for his successor — but he actually did as I’m notifying the Missouri Secretary of State, Attorney General and State Auditor for them to come to Granby and do their jobs.

The past five years of Granby City Hall criminality must be undone. I’ll be releasing these records rescued from the dumpster to those who ask. And as your next South-Ward City Councilman you will be able to see City business done with your tax dollars 10-15 minutes after I see what is on the plate and get my copy.

When I ran on four planks I meant them. 1) Disown Ashley Edgemon’s $3.2 million dollar sewer bond debt. 2). Fix the water pipes 3.) Plug the sewer leaks. and 4) Open the schools and businesses and keep them open.

We need to understand that it is up to us to fix our infrastructure and to hire them who will do it which means firing those who keep us from attaining our objectives.

The trash lady Tami tried to shoo me off but it was too late. I think I got everything except maybe a file or two as she picked up the dumpster and flipped it into the truck. I left behind a broken cork-board and broken picture-frames.

I found in Ashley Edgemon’s Church’s dumpster that it is not only evil which is banal, but representative democracy when run by such as Ashley Edgemon and Granby council-critters.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin Lindstedt
2d Place Granby South Ward City Councilman.