The Granby Christian Scumbag Faction will voat in more [d]rules.

At the next Granby Council-Critter Meating on 9 August our council-critters will be voating to sneak in back-door zoning by telling people that they cannot live in their own building on the ground floor and no putting up a family residence atop Mayor Crooked Evil Ira Hawkins’ Toxic Waste Dump across from City Hall.

Of course back in March 2021 Crooked Ira, Senile Heifer Joyce Mann, Pig-smells-Wolf JoAnn Lamp and one of Crooked Ira’s baal-priests Charlie Clown was voting to let Barry Flint to move in five more trailers into his trailer park — and last month disallowing the Allen brothers from bringing in 13 to theirs — and in April 2021 Pfat Jackass Kelly and JoAnn Lamp was voting to try to tear down Jamie’s old hardware store. So these idiots until and unless God strikes theys dead using the ZOGvirus or the voters get tired of theys crap have a long and sordid history of destroying Granby’s History. Urban renewal not so much.

So Jamie gave her old building — which could have been renovated to form apartments behind the brick facade — to Barry Flint’s Flintville-Greater Granby Build Back Barry Better Boutique Bizness Burreau (hereafter the F-GG BB(B)BBBB). The two old buildings next door have two cars parked. The bank building isn’t likely to have renters nor is the Miner’s Museaum, the Fire Department, City Hall, the F-GG BB(B)BBBB Thrift Store or the piggery. Nor on the other side of the street is the Paki-trip, JJ’s, Crooked Ira’s Synagogue of Satan Charities, Wayne’s World Tattoo Parlor, Crooked Ira’s Toxic Waste Dump is not to be $42,000 richer with ZOGvirus fundings bringing in six trailers to sell F-GG BB(B)BBBB trinkets, then Veteran’s Park, then what used to be the Styrons, and then Bill-the-Buttlicker Barretts until he got his pelf from Allieger Martin and r.u.n.n.t.-o.f.f.t. to Carthage.

Looks like there is no valid reason to pass such nonsense unless they are scared that Wayne will set up a flophouse in his tattoo parlor. If Crooked Ira Hawkins finds his new laws incoonvenient he can have the rest of the Granby Christian Scumbag Faction council-critters pass an extra special variance for him like they did for Senile Heifer Joyce Mann in May 2017.

Lets see. Granby incorporated in 1845. Now is 2022. 177 years of council-critters and not until now was any such ordinance necessary. What next? No more clamps on one of Granby decaying water pipes than 50 per 10 ft. section since Richard Eustzler told Jim Channel he could put in one per dozen foot section back in 2014?

These criminal idiots went a scam too far with the Allieger-Martin Stormwater Sewer Scam of 2019. Next up, vote in a $10 million drinking water system so that Granby Inbreds can slurp up Sewage & Sulphur with a new straw — which will fall into decay just like the current one.

This past primary [s]election I was asking the Republican candidates about what were they going to do about Granby corruption and the inevitable decay. A few answered. And the Granby Christian Scumbag Faction didn’t grow too much.

But the best thing which could happen to the People of Granby is having the Granby municipal charter pulled, the Granby municipal police department let go, and the water, sewer, and gas utilities sold to a private company under public utility laws and have them do the work that isn’t being done now.

Then the Granby Christian Scumbag Faction could go back to theys’ Synagogues of Satan and pass ecclesiastical edicts against the inbred skanks, skankmongers, crackheads and hand out to the Boy Scouts merit badges in Sodomy & Civic Corruption and leave the rest of us benighted people not bothering to mow our lawns, living in hovels & single-wides, in peace to leave off polishing the civic turd known throughout the four-state area as “Granby”.

Granby used to be such a relaxed place to live before these native thieving inbreds, especially the Christian Scumbag Faction and the Blue-State Refugee Locusts turned the place into Gomorrah.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin “Mad Dog” Lindstedt, CJCC/AN, M.D.

Lawful Granby South Ward City Council-Critter 2020-22

Write In Candidate for US Senate

Pastor Mad Dog’s Pick of the Republican Pricks on the 2d Aug 2022 ballot:

US Senate: Eric Greitens (yes a jew and yes ran a Navy SEAL Republican Fambly Values BDSM Rape-Dungeon and yes is one heck of a pussy-grabber even more than the ZOG-Emperor Trump and slapped around his jew wife & kids like the ZOG-Emperor should have done with Ivanka but his nomination will make the RINO-publicucks just shit if he wins.)

State Auditor: Scott Fitzgerald. Just a politician and not a lawyer.

7th Congress District: Eric Burlison — kneejerk coonservative and not a RINO-publican though I like Mike Moon better because he is smarter and killed a live chicken in his campaign ad protesting abortion years ago.

State Senator: Jill Carter Local girl being outspent 6-1 by Baal White, juvenile kort lawyer seeking 2d term

Newton County Presiding Commissioner: Kevin Van Story. Wants a state audit, agrees to video county public meetings, understands that Newton County cannot have economic growth without affordable housing, is no friend of the Newton County courthouse clique, and went to Washington for the Jan. 6th event. Openly is against wasting taxpayer dollars on this county litigation spurred on by pointless power trips between county officials. Is not one of the “Christian Scumbags” helping run Granby as a racketeering outfit.

County Auditor: Raleigh Ritter. Lives near Seneca on the other end of Newton County asks me if I’m staying out of trouble (usually not) and we have a wary relationship. Has offered to dye the white skunk stripe in the middle of his hair if I agree to shave off my half beard. Not gonna happen. I shouldn’t comment on other peoples’ appearance — for obvious reasons and if Raleigh Ritter wants to go through life looking like a skunk then what of it? I know how to mind my own business.

The rest of the county offices are unopposed. I will NOT vote for Ben Baker, Christian Scumbag because for years I’ve told him about Granby corruption and Baker refuses to do anything about it or his friends like Crooked Ira Hawkins doing it.

I will vote FOR Patty Krueger for Clerk of Courts. As Perigo’s secretary she got Judge Kevin Lee Selby on 15 September 2004 to sign a final judgment so that myself and Roxie could file an appeal to try to get the grandkids back. Of course later these evil judges charged me with bogus child molestation charges and I got sent illegally to the NutHouse for refusal to allow a pub[l]ic pretender to [mis]represent me and got five front teeth knocked out on Dec. 6, 2005 by Newton County Deputy Sheriffs and the corrupt Southern Court of Appeals judges denied my appeal while awaiting preliminary hearing and I spent 31 months of torture and doping up until I pretended to hire a lawyer and didn’t and the case fell apart because my retarded 6-year-old grandson got anally raped in foster care, turned into a homo & rage-monster so he chose not to lie about myself. The Newton and Jasper County DFS is running a state-sanctioned pedophile ring. And since I’m running as a write-in for US Senate my campaign slogan is “Pastor Mad Dog will make these regime criminals eat theys’ spawns’ nuts.”

But since I don’t want people thinking I’m a complete sociopath I also urge listeners to not harm Mrs. Krueger or her family. She’s helped me as much as she dared with GRIDS-Grindr Greggy Stremel and that vicious Satanic beast Kevin Lee Selby and the rest of the crooked judges and so I’m grateful.

That and chain up a few past Newton County Sheriffs and theys’ deputies and theys’ famblys to the hitch of theys’ pigmobiles and let them find out the real meaning of “police brutality” in a few rounds being drug in chains around the Courthouse. What goes around cum-cum, cum-cums around.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin ‘Mad Dog’ Lindstedt CJCC/AN

Elected Granby South Ward City Council-Man 2020-22

Write-in Candidate for US Senate

New YouTube Channel — Mad-Dog 4 Missouri 4 US Senate 2022

Have you watched these IDIOTIC & SILLY political ads just before the 2d August 2022 Republican primary [s]election and idly thought some [at best] PG-17 or R-Rated thots about the sort of stoooooopid crap you would REALLY like to see from these lying basstids?

Well I sure have.

I’m not allowed as an open White Soooopremicist to run on the primary ballots of the Republicucks, the Dem[on]crats, the LibberToons or the CONstipation parties in Missouri since 2008 so for the last 6 [s]election cycles I’ve had to pull a write in campaign for pub[l]ic office. Now I don’t have anything in the way of ZOGbux but I do have a wild imagination.

Why not enjoy this? The idiots and fools and crooks who want us to be stupid enough to vote for them deserve ridicule. I have a LOT of ridicule for them & theys’ weasel corps.

Let the fun begin.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin Lindstedt CJCC/AN MD (Mad Dog)

338 Rabbit Track Road (Mailbox next to The Hippo’s)

P.O. Box 666 (For those of you not superstitious but with memory problems)

Granby Missouri 64844

(Will accept small denomination ZOGbux)

The Granby City Council-Criminals want to disallow property owners from living on the ground floors of their own properties on North Main Street.

These political monkey-poxers want to sneak in back-door back-room zoning.

Just over a year ago they were scheming to tear down Granby Heritage Buildings. Now they want to sneak in zoning by means of saying that because they want to play at urban renewal of boutique businesses in an era of $4.00 gasoline that property owners cannot build in residential living on North Main street from the highway to McKinley Street.

Property owners are 90% opposed to zoning because it puts what they get to do with their private property into the corrupt paws of thieving idiots wanting to run a police state until they get paid off or have Barry Flint approve it. Why should their own property values be limited to what is approved by Granby Council-Criminals because no one will want to buy these old decrepit properties and fix them back up if they have to make payoffs or engage in litigation in order to do so?

Police being unleashed to make false arrests based upon criticism leads to making false arrests based upon getting to fill the municipal cash-register court which can lead to homeless crackheads with guns shooting three little pigs like in Joplin.

The next Council-Meeting will have a proposed ordinance in which corrupt idiots decide just like dogs licking theys’ nuts to make an ordinance which will be negated by litigation “just because they can.”

What do mangy dogs & Granby City Council-Criminals have in common?

A mangy dog licks its nuts because it can.

A Granby City Council-Criminal makes ordinances to apply to the People of Granby but not theysselfs, theys’ families and friends because theys’ can.

Barry Flint doesn’t bother telling mangy dogs to lick theys’ nuts though. No ZOGbux to be found there. Barry Flint tells his mangy dogs on the Granby City Council to lick they’s nuts & butts for ZOGbux because Barry is running a racketeering organization and he always keeps his eye on the bottom line. Just a matter of time until Granby becum-cum cum-cums Flintville.

Any Main Street property owner wanting to live on the ground floor of his property better put up a sleeping mat before the Council-Criminals convene though to get in grounds for a lawsuit if wanted. No Granby Inbred’s life, liberty or property is safe from Mayor Crooked Ira and the Council-Criminals while the municipal corporation of Granby retains its home-rule charter.

Just a critical observation made safely outside the city limits although my Church and I still have property regrettably not de-annexed just yet.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin Lindstedt CJCC/ANElected

South Ward City Council 2020-22

Write-in Candidate for US Senate

Granby City Pub[l]ic Meating – Waterloo Court Trailer Park 12 July 2022

Subsequently disabled on Granby UnCensored

Thirty-five Minutes of Granby Racketeering in Action

This is a recording of the Granby City Pub[l]ic Meating cooncerning Travis and Rodney Allen of Stark City (small village of Eastern Newton County Missouri) having bought the Waterloo Court street Mobile Home Trailer Park which was set up with 20+ slots wanting to buy factory seconds and used houses and refurbishing 13 of them to out in the doubled lots.

Most Granby trailer parks were established late 1980s upon Barry Flint outlawing the private use of mobile homes and setting up his own trailer park having outlawed by legistreason poor people with children setting up their own affordable housing arrangements. Previous to ex-Mayor Barry Flint and the Council-Criminals outlawing single-wides and used double-wides the preferred method of housing was either to buy a hovel and fix it up enough to live in or to buy a used single-wide for a few thousand, pay $500-1000 to move it to the lot and thus not have to pay Barry Flint $300-400 per month for the great privilege of living in Granby. To enfarce these rules for the perpetuation of racketeering it was necessary to remove fat old Dewey Beaver as the elected town marshal who would not enfarce Barry Flint’s crap and create an animal Granby Police Force who would enforce these laws and corruption. The Granby Police Force became the haven for the dregs of the police profession and thus the basis for Granby decline.

These brothers already have seven or eight trailer parks, one in Diamond, of around 100 units total. They are prudently running their business of establishing mid-range rentals by rebuilding trailer houses to where they are livable to families starting out. The trailer park was flooded in the Great Gum Springs Granby Deluge of 2017 which flood water rose from the swollen dry creek to 4-5 ft crest. So much so that an old trailer made according to the manufacturer’s plate in 1953 was gutted and on its side. Back in 1994 in my first run for pub[l]ic office I went there to get Hancock II signatures and the place was full of families mowing the grass and barbequeing.

However, Bobbi White and her husband Steve, a former city council-critter with a pathological hatred of “trailer-trash” living in their native habitat, and their son Brandon have gotten 25 petitioners living in NorthEastern Granby in the flatlands next to the trailer park to sign a petition for the Granby City Council-Criminals running theys’ racketeering scheme to deny the brothers their rehabilitation project.

Looking at the 35 minute video one can tell that they have no problem with Barry Flint cutting a deal with Mayor Crooked Evil Awful Ass-Clown Ira Hawkins (Christian-Scumbag & Baal-Priest) to bring in five more trailers to Barry Flint’s trailer park a half-mile or so away. Other than the fact that because Crooked Ira, Council-Criminals Senile Heifer Joyce Mann and JoAnn Lamp, and two others signed on just before the April 2021 municipal [s]election might change things. Initially Brandon seen the proof of racketeering and said to his mother Bobbi something to the effect that “It’s all over, they can’t deny Travis & Rodney their permit if they let Barry move some more trailers in. Which is why Bobbi interrupts myself given that Granby municipal ordinances mean nothing legally given that those who make up all these rules don’t follow them theysselfs.

This is why Crooked Ira didn’t let me speak over 40 seconds with interruption because the “municipal ordinances” dodge falls apart when it is shown that these “rules” are enfarced selectively. If Barry Flint can move five more trailers into his mobile home park why can’t the Allens move 13 refurbished trailers to their 20+ lot trailer park to double-lot their park? After all, rather than spend money on a new trailer park infrastructure civic costs of functioning sewer and water connections, is it not better to simply improve that which already exists and is functional with no need for future survey? And the land at Waterloo Court was a flood plain since well before Granby was platted in 1845, the park was formed in the late 1980s, and before the second set of municipal ordinances made for Barry Flint’s benefit was passed in 1996. Putting duplexes on that property won’t make it any less of a flood plain.

The cumplaints by Bobbi White and her family are nothing more than the demand that private property ought to be run by an extremely corrupt mayor & city council to suit their notions of “proper growth.” If you don’t like Granby the way it is do what almost all of the young people and outlanders who too late find out about Granby and move to where the population is less inbred and the goats who prey upon the Granby sheep less rapacious and corrupt.

Granby is really nothing more than a civil racketeering scheme run by coonected City Council-Criminals enfarced by Granby Piglice over a bunch of inbred Granby-Tards.

Where oh where are you Eric Schmidt, Mo Atty General?

Send ZOGbux:

Pastor Martin Lindstedt

PO Box 666 Granby Missouri 64844

Aftermath Granby City Council Meating 12 July 2022

This is the aftermath of the Granby City Council-Critter Meating of July 12, 2022.

And like nearly all of these city council meetings these council-criminals are making up new laws which they and their friends who give them money don’t have to obey but the common People of Granby and friendless outside businesses have enfarced ruthlessly simply because the Granby City Council-Criminals have no respect for private property. That’s because they think that it is their property, you just get to pay taxes for the priviledge of owning it.

So some brothers living in Stark City Missouri appeared with their lawyer asking to put in 13 refurnished trailer houses in the Waterloo Court trailer park which they bought recently. They removed the one made in 1953 and want to fix up two of them recently inhabited by squatters. They know that Council-woman Joyce Mann was allowed to buy a used double-wide placed illegally in violation of their ordinances and learned that Mayor Ira Hawkins and his Granby Council-Critters made a “special deal” to let Barry Flint, the former mayor and maker of ordinances designed to disallow ordinary people to simply buy used trailers and live in them outside the trailer parks he intended to create. This was done May 23, 2021 last year.

Now of course Granby has no lawful right to make rules for the poor and weak and ignore or directly violate it when their friends, family, and fellow council-critters want to ignore these rules with the help of their city attorney and city police. But this is Granby.

Additionally Old Boomers don’t want “trailer trash” or working class whites with children to move into these trailers because . . . simply they hate poor white trailer trash and want to die hoping that Jeff Bezos or Elon Musk will buy a $500,000 Schubert-Mitchell McMansion not seen ever inside Granby.

So Doreen Clause, Baal Shittrell and Gomer-Goober Carrel voated to keep the 13 reconditioned trailers out, regardless of what the law said because of “Boomer Feels” in bringing in a better class of white trailer-trash losers. The Stark City Brothers lawyer got all mad and will file the lawsuit, regrettably in Newton County Circuit Court as opposed to federal court because he doesn’t want to simply strip away Granby’s municipal charter but rather sip Granby sewage & sulphur water. But he did hiss in leaving that he was going to file “ethical violations” against the Granby council-criminals and wondered aloud how anything gets done.

Well, usually it doesn’t or rather nothing much good.

Additionally Ms Junior Varsity Piggy got all huffy when I was talking about the “Animal Granby Police Department” of the past 25 years ever since Barry Flint set it up to keep poor white trailer trash from seeking theys’ natural habitat outside his overpriced nesting boxes.

Granby Piglice exist for the same reason that Saddam Hussein had piglice. To stifle dissent. So I was kicked out for the 666th time whenever my railery gets out of hand. Which it almost usually does.

As the screen caption says, “Most people love dogs . . . not nearly as many like pigs !!!”

Like I myself, the trailer-park brothers, and even the Granby City Attorney tried to tell them on the Granby City Council: You will be sued. It will be expensive. (And you might have your city home-rule charter pulled thus ending this crap.)

Anyways I mostly kept it PG-13 and this most certainly does cover Granby.

Pastor Martin Lindstedt
Elected but unseated South Ward City Councilman (2020-22)
Write-In Candidate for US Senate

There was a Granby Council-Critter Special Work Meating to determine the proposed budget 6 July 2020 @ 5:30 pm

Due to not feeling well and not having the ZOGbux for gas for the first time I did not attend.

The Granby Council-Critters have the problem in that due to cutbacks in other government agencies — Region M Waste Disposal and East Newton Special Fire District — the salaries cut to Joe Guin and Tim Murphy will have to be made up by Granby funds. And while T-Rampageifer Gamble was shown the road a few cans short of a Milwaukee Worst’s 12-pack of the extra special job his pal and previous mayor Crooked Evil Awful Ass-Clown Ira Hawkins had made expressly for him without the knowledge & coonsent of the rest of the council-critters the $35-38K salary should spread well between Tim Murphy and Joe Guinn.

The thang to know about Granby City council-criminals is that they are not honest men and women and they are devoid of any principle other than using theys’ office to steal for theysselfs and theys’ friends and family. This is why Granby never gets ahead. Theys’ only plan is to beg the state and federal government for sewer and water and other civic improvements by showing all the pore Granby Inbreds who either can’t or won’t leave the dumping ground of Newton County by showing how the bottom twenty-five percenters live and begging them through grants to pay off 75-90% of the proposed improvements from which they will line theys’ pockets. As like Africa, Granby ALWAYS wins. So these little thieves beg the bigger thieves on the political local state and federal food-chain for the ZOGbux. Whatever the Big Political Pimp-Daddy or Mamma-san says goes and they must take it like the least bitch on the prison yard a plain packet of chicken-flavored ramen.

So they had the numbers plugged in last meating but need to know how the butt-licking at Region M and East Newton fire District went, turn the crank, and see what the crap-sausage looks like. This should be done within a half-hour. Doubtless like in the past 20 years they will not be video recording or doing live streams so that is how it goes.

Since it is hot and humid and since my brother Pighook the Mother-Killer took me to the mailbox to check my mail yesterday, then what of it? I’ll request a listing of the City employees and how much they make later. City Council-Critter Meatings coonsist of the council-critters deciding in advance what to do and at the last minute putting in the facts thus making buying of council-criminal packets only 50% effective. They give to Chadifer Sexton Meercat #3 Heyworthless of the Newton County Fake Douche a free council-criminal packet and then if any questions remain then a private coonference with the Mayor to go ass-3-mouf and Chadifer will publish what himself as a press agent decides to publish.

I decided to simply stay home for this farce. I’ll find out the figures — or so they say — eventually.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin Lindstedt

Former elected legitimate South Ward City Council-Critter (2020-22)

Write-in Candidate for US Senate

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Three Hours of Mind-Numbing Boredumb — The Granby City Council-Critter Budget Meating of 27 June 2022

Three Hours of Mind-Numbing Boredumb — Giving Granby Employees small 2% raises during an “Oafishul” 8.5 % pre-Hyperinflation period — of the Granby City Council-Critter meating of 27 June 2022

Pretty much the Department Heads of the Fire Department Joe Guinn and Fire Chief Tim Murphy get $38,000 salary per year while the Region 8 Waste Management cuts Joe Guinn’s salary by half and East Newton fire District does the same. The search for juggling funds to make up for other governmental units cutting their budgets. Cumming to no coonsensus the budget process was tabled until the Granby committee members can work with the Region 8 and East Newton Committees paying more than half the salaries while fuel and everything prices soar.

After all the yapping about live-streaming last meating no web-cam or video-camera for archives but me and my $65 Sony digicam recorded this mind-numbing foolishness.

As usual, I amused myself by asking embarrassing questions showing theys’ corrupt stupidity: Such as “How much did you save by finally firing Crooked Ira’s bunghole buddy T-Rampageifer Gamble in his made-up job for which he was begging for voluteers to help him do? $35-40 K? Which like a few years ago going from five piglice kept at 4 piglice meant that Jacob Kelly and “Barney Fife” Denno and Ms. Piggy (who later plotted with Box-Wine Wedgie Tard to remove Kelly and replace him with her piglice humps from Pineville to Carthage in the failed Thanksgiving Coup of 2020) would absorb the Wages of No Fifth Piggy.

Chadifer Sexton-Meercat #3 Heyworth(less) of the Newton County Fake-Douche — T-Rampageifer’s Object de Bromance & Crooked Ira’s Press Secretary said that he knew exactly how much T-Rampage got (excluding graft & kickbacks). Chadifer would know because Chadifer & T-Rampagifer & Crooked ira are going ass-3-mouf,

So i asked, so “How much did T-Rampageifer get so how much was saved? “None of your [expletive deleted] business. “

OK, Chadifer. If you ever were a real reporter it long since disappeared when you becum a presstitute & Meercat #3 for jewnifer’s alimony payment lie-paper. Makes me support the Saudi Prince who invited a lie-paper jewrnalist from the BezosBlog to the embassy in Turkey, beat same to death and then took out a meatsaw and fed the presstitute to the pariah dogs. You told me. That said, your lying foolishness is nowhere near as entertaining and likely less true than what is said on Jeromy Hopper’s Granby Thots & Views and nearly as likely as on Jim Channel’s “Suck Granby Dry.”

With a likely real inflation rate of 25-30+ percent and gasoline literally doubling from last year on its way to $10 per gallon due to Senile Joes’s War on Carbon & Russia two government boards — Region M & East Newton Fire District have halved paying Granby Department heads Joe Guinn and Tim Murphy so in order to give a modest 2-4% pay increase in a “8.5 %” (Actually 30+ percent) pre-Hyperinflation rate the Granby council-critters must beg and scramble and such is the reality. They could have cum up with a vote on a “preliminary budget” but they know that when reality cums around like a “Rough Beast whose time has cum-cum, cum-cum to Granby-Gomorrah” that they will have to meat again to “do something” so they tabled the matter to after the Farce of jewlie.

Such is what I observed of the 27th June Granby City Council-Meating.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin Lindstedt CJCC/AN, M.D. (Mad Dog)

Unseated legitimate south Ward granby Council-Critter (2020-22)

Write-in Candidate for US Senate

Out of state Boomers with ZOGbux get to put in new double-wide in Granby to widespread acclaim at 27 June 2022 City Council Meating

At the pub[l]ic meating pretty much everyone was in favor of refugee Boomers buying a new double-wide for the Boomer sister close to the Boomer refugee renovating a house — its cheaper for free-range Boomers with ZOGbux than a nursing home.

As ZOG implodes clueless Boomers who have turned theys’ native habitat into Sodom will want — like Chicago negroes tired of living in a gangsta paradise wanting to find & semi-longterm f*ck a fat whiggress mudshark before they get another cap busted on theys’ congoid ass — to move to semirural Granby pretending to be tranny-civic Mayberry and hiding the fact that in its civic corruption it is more like Gomorrah with serious infrastructural problems. But around here the riffling of a stack of 20s ZOGbux is akin to the still whimperings of they’s real god — Mammon.

The couple was retired Boomers with the man a veteran on disability from Brooklyn NYFC and his wife from Kentucky with the sister being the one living in the double-wide now from North Carolina near the coast who find the restrictions there uncomfortable. Boomers love making all manner of laws until they find the restrictions working against them. Like Box-Wine Wedgie Tard they found the property cheaper than what they lived in. Hopefully they won’t turn to be vicious carpetbaggers until running afoul of Granby realities like a counter-attack by the likes of Mayor Crooked Evil Awful Ass-Clown Ira Hawkins who is an efficient baal-priest Boomer predating upon foreign Boomers getting uppity against native civic corruption. But for now this bunch seems like Crooked Ira’s dream settlers — they have solid money and buy new trailers worth $75-100K and no chance of setting up a rival ring of corruption politically.

Crooked Ira since at least 2013 as he told me at Rameys has the dream of setting up Granby as a forced-to-upscale suburb of Neosho and somehow getting rid of the crackheads, chomos, elderly and rural poor after ridding himself of the independent-minded white supremacist men who would be much happier living out on their farms safely outside Granby but who love to cause trouble nevertheless. These Boomers will be dead within the decade, the clot-shot should further reduce the population well below 2000, and it looks like Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos won’t move in with theys billions of ZOGbux, so for now Boomers with ZOGbux buying $100,000 new double-wides is Crooked Ira’s and his Council-Critter TARD-posse is one with Crooked Ira’s First Synagogue of Mammon’s sheeple.

And of course with myself being the lone Private-Property Absolutist didn’t mind that these people want to put a trailer — any sort of trailer or small building — on theys’ own property. My coontribution was in pointing out that the Granby City Council-Criminals had all sorts of [f]laws that they had no intentions of obeying theysselfs as witness letting Senile Heifer Joyce Mann buy a used double-wide for her daughter and children in Late May 2017 and how the Granby Attorney Jared Thomas, Granby Piglice Department including the public piglice vagina Ms Piggy and Crooked Ira, T-Rampage Gamble, Tim Murphy and Bill-the-Buttlicker Barrett along with Assley Edgmon voted for it in a secret “emergency” council-criminal meating. Them pulling this crap should have gotten Granby coonstrained from making any more municipal ordinances for at least two [de]generations or 40 years which ever is longer.

Of course Doreen Clause interrupted me with non-sequiters before I could launch into a rant.

All of which goes to show why — in the words of the Zoomer [de]generation — “Granby is all f*cked up.” Why when they get old enough to fend for theysselfs the smarter of them with theys’ lives ahead of them will move to Springfield just as those of my generation moved to Dallas or Kansas City or Bentonville.

Boomers really hate their younger siblings in the GenX generation and their children of the Millennials and their grandchildren of the Zoomers — which is why those generations haet and despise — for good reason — the Boomers. But until it cums time in the intermediate future for the Day of the Pillow all will be said is “Ok, Boomer.”

Me Pastor Martin ‘Mad Dog’ Lindstedt, write-in White Supremacist candidate for US Senate. Me GOOD Boomer !!!

Deliberately ignored is that like Tiberias Gracchus riding the Roman rural areas 10 years after the Third Punic War and finding no small farmers raising up children to serve in the legions so too would a demographic look at Granby — and everywhere in the Midwest — would see that a sort of social neutron bomb had carried off white teenagers and small children, that the abandoned houses approach 10% and fallen in half that or greater. In fact the demographic situation looks akin to the decade before the Black Death hit Europe and West Asia. But while Dual-Seedline Christian Identity looks forward to The Great Tribulation it is greatly doubted that Crooked Ira’s Civic Synogogue of Mammon is likewise going to like theys’ reward for theys’ shit.

I will be in favor of these Stark City trailer-park owners putting in new or slightly used single-wide trailers in their Waterloo Court trailer park. I’ve told them about Crooked Evil Awful Ira Hawkins and the March 2021 deliberately giving Thieving Barry Flint a special variance to bring in five or a few more tailers to bring his total up to 20 out of the 25 allowed back in 1989 after he becum mayor and barred private single-wides for young families starting out. Thus if the brothers want they will have a slam-dunk legal case against Granby if Granby persists in its 666th-nature of one law for them to disobey while selectively enfarcing it against others.

The nature of trailer parks is that it is filled with children and their parents given that there are all sorts of Section 8 housing for Boomers and older. Bringing back white children shall be Granby’s salavation and future. Thus Crooked Evil Ira’s Boomer-Solution of trying to maintain is simply a dead end of demographic dead-endings and collapse.

No one under 40 was at that Council meating. In 10-20 years — sooner if thangs go on like this present — almost all of the 15-16 people present will be dead.

The future of Granby is in retaining the children of the current Granby people as opposed to foreign Boomers waiting to die who bring in a temporary infusion of ZOGbux from selling out in theys’ whigger shitopias looking for Granby-Mayberry and finding Granby-Gomorrah with a shot sewer and water system and legendary civic corruption.

Crooked Evil Awful Ass-Clown Ira Hawkins explained his notions of turning Granby into an expensive shithole of old farts and strip malls on US 60 and having the current Granby inhabitants pay for it through higer taxes and fees was told to me at Rameys back in 2013. I said that Granby belonged to the Granby People and neither of us had any right to change it to their detriment of life as it was. Granby is Granby and I liked it as it was though I preferred it back in 1987 when I left the farm to move in with Roxie. Crooked Ira said, “Sounds like whatever I am for you are against.” And I said, “Absolutely right.” And there the matter sits still.

I am not against living in a trailer house though I prefer to live in a stone hovel. But everyone should get to live as best he can afford on his own property without some thieving Granby shitty council-criminal whose sole reason for getting on the council was to steal enough property through code harassment and tax sales and then to sell out high through mandated enforced property values and move to Neosho or Carthage.

Hear me Rick McCully? I don’t like Alan Cook much and I don’t think he likes me but at least he didn’t have me arrested back like when you were mayor in April 2005 for protesting some whore who was the favorite niece of then City clerk JoAnn Lamp putting in a new double-wide after tearing down my 60-year-old chickenhouse and root cellar on the property line.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin Lindstedt

Church of Jesus Christ Christian / Aryan Nations of Missouri

Write-in White Supremacist Candidate for US Senate

Gone with the T-Rampage

As expected the New Granby City Council got rid of the drunken stupid lout who used to be Mayor, then appointed to the TIF Bored by Crooked Ira Hawkins, then unlawfully hired for a job by Mayor Hawkins, namely Travis Rampage Gamble.

Now a few other corrupt imbeciles are sticking up for Travis Rampage Gamble whose sole reason for getting elected was being related to the other Granby Inbreds, but even a number of them got tired of his alcohol fueled rage and stupidity and the fact that under both his and Crooked Ira Hawkins’ [mal]administrations that the infrastructure has decayed to the point of collapse and that the monies raised through taxation have gone to graft especially the water system which was in dire straits upon the 2013-14 Water Study which recommended spending $1 million (750,000 on Well #3 water tower to keep the sulphur water segregated as opposed to blended in water tower at well #2, and $220,000 on fixing the water pipe leaks). However in order to get “free grant money” the water rates would have to be raised 229% so they shelved the water survey and raised rates by 100% and spent $30,000 on a smoker and $5000 on a video camera they never used.)

They went a graft too far with the $3.2 million storm-water sewer system. Now they intend to go with a $10-15 million new water system to pump polluted sulphur & sewage from a 1290 foot aquifwr in new pipes — which the current employees Jim Channel and Victor Coggins have no intention of repairing.

And T-Rampage Gamble if he built anything built the Granby Piglice State. They passed Ordinance #815 for arresting myself as a Bill of Attainder and pursued it twice when protesting the Styron Eyesore being fobbed off as a “new police station” and for passing new ordinances regarding small buildings after they let Joyce Mann violate the trailer ordinance. Even when they “won” with corrupt Judge Curless assessing myself the maximum $500 fine and 30 days in jail twice, this Ordinance was negated by asking for a trial de novo before a real court of record and a jury. As it was, the “trial” lasted 2 hours and 35 minutes and coonsisted of Curless threatening myself with Coontempt of Kort 20-some times, with T-Rampage brought to tears, and only the far more evil baal-priest Crooked Ira Hawkins secure in his allegiance to Satanic government. The other three council-criminals like Senial Heifer Joyce Mann, Ashley “Giving the Bou Scouts theys merit badges in Sodomy & Civic Corruption” Edgmon, and Bill-the-Buttlicker Barret didn’t show up to defend Ordinance #815 even though subpoenaed by myself to testilie and thus in Coontempt of they’s own cash-register municipal kort.

And I shall mention these criminals inciting Fattt Lawna Price and Carra Jo Coffer to swear out a fraudulent and prejurous “Domestic Stalking Protection Order” under RSMo Chapter 456 for demanding public documents and which GRIDS-Grindr Greggy Stremel and that Beast of the Field Jungle Judge Kevin Lee Selby acted upon totally without lawful jurisdiction as “Domestic Protection Orders” concern battered wives & domestic partners and this was merely because Granby wanted to cover up its corruption. For two years I did my best to cost the City of Granby $15 in dispatch fees on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays going down to City Hall and got arrested a half-dozen times and threatened with false arrest thousands of times for something the Newton County Prosecuting Attorney refused to enfarce. I did get Josh Hawley and Eric Schmidt as Attorney Generals to appear for these crooked judges Stremel, Selby and Curless in my three Sunshaine Act Enforcement Actions. Which goes to show that these crooked lawyer clowns shouldn’t be allowed to be Attorney General much less US Senatards.

Travis Rampage Gamble is what is the inevitable result of having a incredibly stupid arrogant petty tyrant gaining an iota of power. His nearly two terms as mayor showed what happens when a stupid drunken asshole becums mayor. The result was that Granby infrastructure which was ailing to begin with really started falling apart because neither Jim Channel nor most of the rest of the outside employees want or are able to do their jobs. T-Rampage forced Kevin Johnson as fire chief to quit, forced out Sharon Stephenson as city collecter, got the fools to vote in a flunky to oversee the tax and fees collection, promised a “new” piolice station and bought the Styron Eyesore instead and imposed a police state in which those who are connected get to violate their pretend ordinances and get no-bid coontracts.

Travis Rampage Gamble took over the title of “Worst Granby Mayor” from Craig Hopper. But as a srupid drunken asshole he let Crooked Evil Awful Ass-Clown Ira Hawkins pull his strings, having a “bromance” with Chadifer Sexton-Meercat #3 Heyworthless of the Newton County Fake-Douche as a press agent to help cover up and an idiotic and thieving City Council to rubber-stamp his idiotic and corrupt tyrannies he is succeeded in that title by Crooked Ira, whose goals is to bring in new corrupt people from outside Granby and have the current inbreds pay for it. Thus the only logical step will be to take the “Purcell Option” of having an outside state audit, fire Fattt Lawna Price and Jim Channel and a few others, and simply get Granby out of the utilities business by selling the water & sewer to Missouri American and the natural gas to a supplier and returning law enforcement back to Newton County, dissmissing the municipal cash-register kort, and letting the People of Granby live in single-wides for a period of renewal and regrowth.

Crooked Ira appointing this drunken stupid evil power-mad asshole to the TIF Bored didn’t work out any better than appointing Fattt Lawna’s Lustful Meercat did. Upon being out of power for 18 months T-Rampage couldn’t stop being a drunken stupid power-mad asshole as was caught on video by myself and so he had to resign.

The latest eppysode in which Mayer Crooked Evil Ira as Boss ZOG appointed yet again his butthole buddy T-Rampage didn’t work too well. Not wanting to work real hard as it cut down on its drinking T-Rampage was hired without any City Council approval as required. When Pfat ‘Jackass’ Kelly was voted out and Doreen Clause installed to my lawful City Council seat, Pfat Jackass Kelly begged for the new City Council to not give T-Rampage the axe. It took the better part of two months but this terminally drunk stupid asshole is finally going to get unemployment, having likely been fired from his Joplin job.

There are a few of T-Rampage Gamble’s friends left who will stick by him. And let me say that T-Rampage Gamble isn’t Crooked Ira’s level of evil anymore than Orc #666 who is overseeing evil things win the wilds of Middle Earth is on the same moral level as Sauron.

Nope. Travis Rampage Gamble is merely a stupid mean drunken asshole who eventually cums into power largely as a figurehead and then this stupid mean drunken asshole acts according to its nature which is far more chaotic evil than lawful evil. But to paraphraise Dean Wormer in Animal House “Fat, mean, drunken, stupid & evil is no way to run Granby City Hall”

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin Lindstedt

Church of Jesus Christ Christian / Aryan Nations of Missouri

Former [S]Elected Granby South Ward Committeman 2020-22