Box-Wine Wedgie Tard Announces Her Resignation As a Granby City Council-Criminal

Mayor Crooked Ira Hawkins gets to fill her Seat with another Senile Baal-Priest Meat-Puppet

Well, I’m not going to play hypocrite and pretend that I’m not glad that awful female from Illinois and Cathage is just about gone.

Ding-dong the Witch is [nearly] dead.

Goes to show what guzzling too much box-wine, having unclean meercats living in your burrow-furrow and huffing too much stale cat urine can do to an almighty evil heifer.

That evil bitch certainly was no friend to the poor and downtrodden People of Granby. She hated open government and raised not a peep whenever Crooked Ira was trying to get the Granby Piglice to arrest myself for making fun of the Council-Criminals.

But Crooked Ira Hawkins is going to appoint another one of his baal-priest meat-puppets to steal what is left, if anything. To paraphrase T.S. Eliot, Granby City [mis]Government will go out not with a fingernails on chalkboard-level screetch, but with a sodden rotten whimper.

I am so glad this nasty evil rotten bitch will be gone soon but have no great hope for any improvement.

But Granby wins again. Granby ALWAYS wins again.

Ding Dong the Wicked Bitch is [nearly] Dead !!!