GRANBY, Mo. — Big improvements are coming to the wastewater system in Granby. An additional unnecessary storm-water sewer lagoon to trap even more rainfall over 1″ and up to nearly 3″ shall be dug at a cost of $2.602 million shall be dug by a lucky coontractard to place the shitty of Granby for the next 40 years — or longer.
“We hear the citizens, we are moving forward, and our goal is to grow just like they want to, and to provide them with the amenities that they deserve,” said Jamie Conway, Mayor of Granby. Everyone retarded just needs an additional storm-water rainwater lagoon to treat stormwater to please the environmental burrocrats who put the pressure on T-Rampage Gamble and Crooked Ira Hawkins to sign over debt for the next 40 years which shall probbly never be repaid.
Monday was a big day in Granby, as city officials broke ground on a project they’ve been discussing since 2019: upgrading their wastewater system, collecting kickbacks, and runnting-offt to make Granby Inbred Tards pay it off as best they can.
“In the past, water has been infiltrating our system during heavy rainfall, which is causing our system not to be able to treat the water/sewage as quickly as we need it to do,” said Jamie Conway, Mayor of Granby. Jim Channel was allowed to goof off rather than fix the sewer and water lines and it is a lot easier to tax Granby Inbred Tards out the ass rather than try to get the Channel family to work.
“Wastewater and sewer are what we are addressing here. The modifications to the plant will make it easier for the operators to operate,” said Crooked Ira Hawkins, Former Mayor of Granby. Screw the Granby Inbred Tards, they will just have to pay it off as best they can, if they can.
The city will be adding a new additional basin near the plant to collect runoff and will be expanding the plant to be better equipped to handle an influx of waste. There was already an old basin from 2007-2008 but we hid or destroyed the engineering reports in order to pull one on the People of Granby.
After sending her “golden shovel” into the dirt, Mayor Conway told us how excited she is, claiming Monday’s groundbreaking is a direct result of listening to the people. She used to be against this project, in fact it was on the table before she got [s]elected but she resurrected it after Crooked Ira’s fat daughter took the clot-shot and croaked last Sept. 2022 and Crooked Ira figured that YHWH was all mad at his thieving and took her home. The new Mayor Crooked Ira with tits would take the matter off the table and restore it like a fool. She’ll likely runnt-offt to Floriduh to be with her husband next year given that she’s sold her store.
“They said, ‘We want a water system, we want new water lines,’ and that was my push. But none of the voters said, ‘Wait a second, we voted a bond in 2019, why haven’t you made that sewer happen?’ So, I’m here to say, the sewer is happening, we are moving forward like shitting dogs doing theys; business on the neighbor’s yard to avoid hatching fleas,” said Conway/Crooked Ira with tits. “The rest of the council-critters will be long gone by the time it cums to pay for it, either dead or gone to Floriduh.”
And according to Mayor Conway, this is simply the first step in improving the city’s water system. “We’s gonna fuck you up good.”
“We are working on our water system behind the scenes right now, to get our funding lined out, we have engineers creating the designs, we’ve passed the bond, they passed it, the citizens want it. We’re not slowing down, this train is moving forward, right over the cliff.” said Conway. “This entire scam should cost 15-20 million with a water & sewer bill over $300-400 per month for the next 40 years, probably never be paid off.”
The project has a timeline of 480 days, with Mayor Conway saying residents shouldn’t expect any inconveniences besides a gradual increase in their water bills, which has already begun. Council-critter Gomer-Goober Carrel didn’t raise the water bill by 2% last year and the Council-Criminals simply lied to the Granby Inbred Tards telling them that they wouldn’t have to pay the 120% increases until they were done five years from now and the Granby Inbred tards bought it. Screw them.”