To Granby UnCensored Spammers: Whenever you create a forum in which there is some attention, you get spammers trying to sell you on their latest scam. I even still get phone calls for Roxie who died three years ago trying to get ZOGbux for theys’ Political Action Committee:
Me: who are you and what do you want?
PakiPigPAC: Hello. I’m a paki or dothead from the PiglicePAC trying to get some Republicunts selected to pass legistreasom to let more piglice run wild f*cking you ZOGling whigger ass-clowns over some more. We need good Republipedocunts hiring more piglice to make sure you cut your grass and fix your roof to raise property values so we can collect more in property taxes. Did you know that 666 pigs were killed in the ZOGland last year and we want to make sure that this is declared especially against the law. So how much will you coontribute today?
Me: Only 666 dead pigs? I’m sure that the negroes and illegal beaners can do better. There’s always room for improvement. Like YHWH, I love dead pigs because alive they are of no use to me. It’s the live pigs which I really hate, like Jason Denno. So does this money got to Black Lifes Matter or some other NGO which will do something which brings down this Satanic form of [mis]government?
Silence while the AI digests this response, then onto the cash collection algorithm . . .
AI-phone ZOGbot scammer: A lot of ZOGling whiggers have given a c-note or more. Can we put you down for a coontribution to Piglice Lifes Matter PAC?
Me: Not really.
AI-phone ZOGbot scammer: Well, we do have lower levels of support. How about $30, $25, or $20?
Me: How about you get ass-raped by Haitians with GAIDS pouring across the border? What part about “I hate pigs can’t you understand? I especially hate those whigger idiots who gave these malicious Barny-Fife pigs like Jason Denno a badge and costume to hide behind even more. So F#*k-you and F#*k your Piggy-PAC.
AI-phone ZOGbot scammer: We have as the lowest level of giving 10 ZOGbux, which we will remove as soon as you give us your debit or credit card.
Me: Look ass-hole. I DON’T HAVE NO MONEY AND IF I DID IT CERTAINLY WOULDN’T GO TO KEEP PIGLICE FROM BEING Justifiably SHOT and hopefully killed. NOW GO AWAY AND DON’T BOTHER ME NO MORE!!!
Line goes dead.
Now sometimes I simply hang up or tell them Roxie is dead and I hate pigs and politicians or ask if they are pakis or dotheads because theys’ English skills suck. I’ve had them get quite huffy with me before.
But having been stuck indefinitely in Twatter jail, and just getting off fedbook suspension I think I have to play nicer if I wish to keep this Fedbook Group page.
My policy on spammers is simple. I’ll look at the spammers Fedbook profile and if I find that they don’t live in the Granby area and just joined just to spam this Group, I’ll delete the post and ban the poster. If it remains up over a few hours it will be because I haven’t logged in recently.
I make no support claim or warranty about any of the products or services appearing on Granby UnCensored. You have to be a real person living around Granby for your post to remain, and even then unless there is prior arrangement the best you get is me not deleting your post. If you do live around Granby and are posting on behalf of your good or service, you are limited to once every two weeks maximum.
Pastor Martin Lindstedt
Church of Jesus Christ Christian / Aryan Nations of Missouri
Elected South Ward Granby City Council-Critter 2020-22 (bur due to ‘democracy’ not seated)