The Granby Christian Scumbag Faction will voat in more [d]rules.

At the next Granby Council-Critter Meating on 9 August our council-critters will be voating to sneak in back-door zoning by telling people that they cannot live in their own building on the ground floor and no putting up a family residence atop Mayor Crooked Evil Ira Hawkins’ Toxic Waste Dump across from City Hall.

Of course back in March 2021 Crooked Ira, Senile Heifer Joyce Mann, Pig-smells-Wolf JoAnn Lamp and one of Crooked Ira’s baal-priests Charlie Clown was voting to let Barry Flint to move in five more trailers into his trailer park — and last month disallowing the Allen brothers from bringing in 13 to theirs — and in April 2021 Pfat Jackass Kelly and JoAnn Lamp was voting to try to tear down Jamie’s old hardware store. So these idiots until and unless God strikes theys dead using the ZOGvirus or the voters get tired of theys crap have a long and sordid history of destroying Granby’s History. Urban renewal not so much.

So Jamie gave her old building — which could have been renovated to form apartments behind the brick facade — to Barry Flint’s Flintville-Greater Granby Build Back Barry Better Boutique Bizness Burreau (hereafter the F-GG BB(B)BBBB). The two old buildings next door have two cars parked. The bank building isn’t likely to have renters nor is the Miner’s Museaum, the Fire Department, City Hall, the F-GG BB(B)BBBB Thrift Store or the piggery. Nor on the other side of the street is the Paki-trip, JJ’s, Crooked Ira’s Synagogue of Satan Charities, Wayne’s World Tattoo Parlor, Crooked Ira’s Toxic Waste Dump is not to be $42,000 richer with ZOGvirus fundings bringing in six trailers to sell F-GG BB(B)BBBB trinkets, then Veteran’s Park, then what used to be the Styrons, and then Bill-the-Buttlicker Barretts until he got his pelf from Allieger Martin and r.u.n.n.t.-o.f.f.t. to Carthage.

Looks like there is no valid reason to pass such nonsense unless they are scared that Wayne will set up a flophouse in his tattoo parlor. If Crooked Ira Hawkins finds his new laws incoonvenient he can have the rest of the Granby Christian Scumbag Faction council-critters pass an extra special variance for him like they did for Senile Heifer Joyce Mann in May 2017.

Lets see. Granby incorporated in 1845. Now is 2022. 177 years of council-critters and not until now was any such ordinance necessary. What next? No more clamps on one of Granby decaying water pipes than 50 per 10 ft. section since Richard Eustzler told Jim Channel he could put in one per dozen foot section back in 2014?

These criminal idiots went a scam too far with the Allieger-Martin Stormwater Sewer Scam of 2019. Next up, vote in a $10 million drinking water system so that Granby Inbreds can slurp up Sewage & Sulphur with a new straw — which will fall into decay just like the current one.

This past primary [s]election I was asking the Republican candidates about what were they going to do about Granby corruption and the inevitable decay. A few answered. And the Granby Christian Scumbag Faction didn’t grow too much.

But the best thing which could happen to the People of Granby is having the Granby municipal charter pulled, the Granby municipal police department let go, and the water, sewer, and gas utilities sold to a private company under public utility laws and have them do the work that isn’t being done now.

Then the Granby Christian Scumbag Faction could go back to theys’ Synagogues of Satan and pass ecclesiastical edicts against the inbred skanks, skankmongers, crackheads and hand out to the Boy Scouts merit badges in Sodomy & Civic Corruption and leave the rest of us benighted people not bothering to mow our lawns, living in hovels & single-wides, in peace to leave off polishing the civic turd known throughout the four-state area as “Granby”.

Granby used to be such a relaxed place to live before these native thieving inbreds, especially the Christian Scumbag Faction and the Blue-State Refugee Locusts turned the place into Gomorrah.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin “Mad Dog” Lindstedt, CJCC/AN, M.D.

Lawful Granby South Ward City Council-Critter 2020-22

Write In Candidate for US Senate

Pastor Mad Dog’s Pick of the Republican Pricks on the 2d Aug 2022 ballot:

US Senate: Eric Greitens (yes a jew and yes ran a Navy SEAL Republican Fambly Values BDSM Rape-Dungeon and yes is one heck of a pussy-grabber even more than the ZOG-Emperor Trump and slapped around his jew wife & kids like the ZOG-Emperor should have done with Ivanka but his nomination will make the RINO-publicucks just shit if he wins.)

State Auditor: Scott Fitzgerald. Just a politician and not a lawyer.

7th Congress District: Eric Burlison — kneejerk coonservative and not a RINO-publican though I like Mike Moon better because he is smarter and killed a live chicken in his campaign ad protesting abortion years ago.

State Senator: Jill Carter Local girl being outspent 6-1 by Baal White, juvenile kort lawyer seeking 2d term

Newton County Presiding Commissioner: Kevin Van Story. Wants a state audit, agrees to video county public meetings, understands that Newton County cannot have economic growth without affordable housing, is no friend of the Newton County courthouse clique, and went to Washington for the Jan. 6th event. Openly is against wasting taxpayer dollars on this county litigation spurred on by pointless power trips between county officials. Is not one of the “Christian Scumbags” helping run Granby as a racketeering outfit.

County Auditor: Raleigh Ritter. Lives near Seneca on the other end of Newton County asks me if I’m staying out of trouble (usually not) and we have a wary relationship. Has offered to dye the white skunk stripe in the middle of his hair if I agree to shave off my half beard. Not gonna happen. I shouldn’t comment on other peoples’ appearance — for obvious reasons and if Raleigh Ritter wants to go through life looking like a skunk then what of it? I know how to mind my own business.

The rest of the county offices are unopposed. I will NOT vote for Ben Baker, Christian Scumbag because for years I’ve told him about Granby corruption and Baker refuses to do anything about it or his friends like Crooked Ira Hawkins doing it.

I will vote FOR Patty Krueger for Clerk of Courts. As Perigo’s secretary she got Judge Kevin Lee Selby on 15 September 2004 to sign a final judgment so that myself and Roxie could file an appeal to try to get the grandkids back. Of course later these evil judges charged me with bogus child molestation charges and I got sent illegally to the NutHouse for refusal to allow a pub[l]ic pretender to [mis]represent me and got five front teeth knocked out on Dec. 6, 2005 by Newton County Deputy Sheriffs and the corrupt Southern Court of Appeals judges denied my appeal while awaiting preliminary hearing and I spent 31 months of torture and doping up until I pretended to hire a lawyer and didn’t and the case fell apart because my retarded 6-year-old grandson got anally raped in foster care, turned into a homo & rage-monster so he chose not to lie about myself. The Newton and Jasper County DFS is running a state-sanctioned pedophile ring. And since I’m running as a write-in for US Senate my campaign slogan is “Pastor Mad Dog will make these regime criminals eat theys’ spawns’ nuts.”

But since I don’t want people thinking I’m a complete sociopath I also urge listeners to not harm Mrs. Krueger or her family. She’s helped me as much as she dared with GRIDS-Grindr Greggy Stremel and that vicious Satanic beast Kevin Lee Selby and the rest of the crooked judges and so I’m grateful.

That and chain up a few past Newton County Sheriffs and theys’ deputies and theys’ famblys to the hitch of theys’ pigmobiles and let them find out the real meaning of “police brutality” in a few rounds being drug in chains around the Courthouse. What goes around cum-cum, cum-cums around.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin ‘Mad Dog’ Lindstedt CJCC/AN

Elected Granby South Ward City Council-Man 2020-22

Write-in Candidate for US Senate