20 June 201 7: Mayor T-Rampage Gamble has me arrested for making fun of himself under Granby Municipal Ordinance #815
Well, I’m uploading youtube video taken down back in June 2019 from June 2017 with T-Rampage Gamble having me arrested upon pretext of violating Granby Municipal Ordinance #815. T-Rampage Gamble was foaming at the mouth about some Granby Inbred Tard telling T-Rampage to go eat shit over since he bought a manufactured shop at Sutherlands in Joplin and had no intention of hooking up Granby sewer or water that he seen no reason to kiss T-Rampage’s or Crooked Ira Hawkins’ ass nor the rest of the Granby City Council-Criminals either. So less than a month after T-Rampage, Crooked Ira and Tim Murphy met in secret “emergency” session to grant Joyce Mann a variance to set up a used double-wide on her property for her daughter, and grandchildren without obeying any of the municipal ordinances of a ten-day notice given to the neighbors and printed in the Newton County Fake-Douche or anything but rather holding a secret meating in which the one person objecting was ignored and threatened by the City Attorney and Granby Police.
Granby should have its municipal charter pulled for this crooked shit — or at the very least have its municipal ca$h-register kort abolished and piglice department abolished for the next 40 years until they learn to obey theys’ own laws first. However Granby is really nothing but a police state run as a racketeering operation for the benefit of senile Boomers who support Boomer regime criminals.
The Granby City Council is comprised of local criminals running a criminal regime in coonjunction with the Granby police department in order to make up sundry rules which are used against ordinary people and not even remotely enforced against the very criminals making up these rules.
In this 20 June 2017 “work session” just a few weeks after having a “emergency special” work city council-meeting in which they met secretly at the behest of the corrupt city attorney Jarod Thomas and Granby Piglice to allow North Ward Council-Critter Senile Heifer Joyce Mann to buy a used double-wide and set it up for her daughter and her family without ten days’ notice or publication in the local paper and against objections by someone living within 300 ft, Mayor T-Rampage Gamble and his City council-criminals especially Crooked Ira, Tim Murphy, Bill-the-Buttlicker Barrett but not with Senile Heifer Joyce Mann proceeded to hook them up on City Utilities. Now T-Rampage was all maddened that some one didn’t want city utilities and went and bought a work shack at Sutherlands without kissing T-Rampage’s ass. So T-Rampage and the rest of the City council-criminals are out to pass another law mandating making someone else kiss theys’ asses and pay them off. T-Rampage doesn’t want to explain why making up new “laws” are necessary when they can’t obey the laws they have already.
In short these council-criminals are simply criminals who make up the rules but not against theysselfs and they have an extremely corrupt police department to act as “law enforcement” for their racketeering schemes.
Which is why if you live in Granby then it is because you belong in such as marginal town to begin with. After all, the Granby Inbreds voted for these regime-criminals and to establish their animal police department.
What should also be understood is if you are the vast majority of Granby People who voted for this collection of sundry regime criminals operating what really is a criminal racketeering operation comprised of so many baal-priests who screw over the population and enable a corrupt police department which would make Saddam Hussein ruling over a mangy pack of mongrellized reg-heads, then let it be understood that of course you belong in Granby as it is the dumping ground of Newton County and Southwestern Missouri for crackheads, chomos, and others who definitely belong in the lower levels of the genetic cesspool. I myself think that only 20% of you will ever make up much more than a quarter of an ass-hole.
The Granby Christian Scumbag Faction will voat in more [d]rules.
At the next Granby Council-Critter Meating on 9 August our council-critters will be voating to sneak in back-door zoning by telling people that they cannot live in their own building on the ground floor and no putting up a family residence atop Mayor Crooked Evil Ira Hawkins’ Toxic Waste Dump across from City Hall.
Of course back in March 2021 Crooked Ira, Senile Heifer Joyce Mann, Pig-smells-Wolf JoAnn Lamp and one of Crooked Ira’s baal-priests Charlie Clown was voting to let Barry Flint to move in five more trailers into his trailer park — and last month disallowing the Allen brothers from bringing in 13 to theirs — and in April 2021 Pfat Jackass Kelly and JoAnn Lamp was voting to try to tear down Jamie’s old hardware store. So these idiots until and unless God strikes theys dead using the ZOGvirus or the voters get tired of theys crap have a long and sordid history of destroying Granby’s History. Urban renewal not so much.
So Jamie gave her old building — which could have been renovated to form apartments behind the brick facade — to Barry Flint’s Flintville-Greater Granby Build Back Barry Better Boutique Bizness Burreau (hereafter the F-GG BB(B)BBBB). The two old buildings next door have two cars parked. The bank building isn’t likely to have renters nor is the Miner’s Museaum, the Fire Department, City Hall, the F-GG BB(B)BBBB Thrift Store or the piggery. Nor on the other side of the street is the Paki-trip, JJ’s, Crooked Ira’s Synagogue of Satan Charities, Wayne’s World Tattoo Parlor, Crooked Ira’s Toxic Waste Dump is not to be $42,000 richer with ZOGvirus fundings bringing in six trailers to sell F-GG BB(B)BBBB trinkets, then Veteran’s Park, then what used to be the Styrons, and then Bill-the-Buttlicker Barretts until he got his pelf from Allieger Martin and r.u.n.n.t.-o.f.f.t. to Carthage.
Looks like there is no valid reason to pass such nonsense unless they are scared that Wayne will set up a flophouse in his tattoo parlor. If Crooked Ira Hawkins finds his new laws incoonvenient he can have the rest of the Granby Christian Scumbag Faction council-critters pass an extra special variance for him like they did for Senile Heifer Joyce Mann in May 2017.
Lets see. Granby incorporated in 1845. Now is 2022. 177 years of council-critters and not until now was any such ordinance necessary. What next? No more clamps on one of Granby decaying water pipes than 50 per 10 ft. section since Richard Eustzler told Jim Channel he could put in one per dozen foot section back in 2014?
These criminal idiots went a scam too far with the Allieger-Martin Stormwater Sewer Scam of 2019. Next up, vote in a $10 million drinking water system so that Granby Inbreds can slurp up Sewage & Sulphur with a new straw — which will fall into decay just like the current one.
This past primary [s]election I was asking the Republican candidates about what were they going to do about Granby corruption and the inevitable decay. A few answered. And the Granby Christian Scumbag Faction didn’t grow too much.
But the best thing which could happen to the People of Granby is having the Granby municipal charter pulled, the Granby municipal police department let go, and the water, sewer, and gas utilities sold to a private company under public utility laws and have them do the work that isn’t being done now.
Then the Granby Christian Scumbag Faction could go back to theys’ Synagogues of Satan and pass ecclesiastical edicts against the inbred skanks, skankmongers, crackheads and hand out to the Boy Scouts merit badges in Sodomy & Civic Corruption and leave the rest of us benighted people not bothering to mow our lawns, living in hovels & single-wides, in peace to leave off polishing the civic turd known throughout the four-state area as “Granby”.
Granby used to be such a relaxed place to live before these native thieving inbreds, especially the Christian Scumbag Faction and the Blue-State Refugee Locusts turned the place into Gomorrah.
Hail Victory !!!
Pastor Martin “Mad Dog” Lindstedt, CJCC/AN, M.D.
Lawful Granby South Ward City Council-Critter 2020-22
Write In Candidate for US Senate
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