A vote for Doreen Clause might be voting for the lesser of two evils:

The Evil is that she thinks like a Granby City Council-Criminal: No respect for private property upon getting elected.


Sounds Good: But so was Feather-Duster Rosenfelt in 1932

Let me introduce myself. I’m Doreen Clouse and I am running for South Ward Alderman for Granby City Council, I have lived in SW MO since the age of 3. My family moved to Newtonia in 1970 and we lived there all through my school years. I have been married to my husband, Mike for 36 years and we have 4 children and 5 grandchildren. We have lived in Newton County our entire married life and plan to stay here. We have purchased our home in Granby and want to contribute to the community.

I previously worked 15 years at Sunbeam in Neosho. After that I went to Crowder College and earned an associate’s degree in accounting. Right after graduation, I started working for Crowder College in their grant funded TRIO programs. I am the Budget Manager for the TRIO programs that are housed at the Neosho campus. I have been with Crowder for the last 17 years.

My job includes managing budgets for 10 grants that each have a budget of over $250,000 annually. With this job experience I hope to use my knowledge to find ways to improve the spending habits and explore ways to use our funds efficiently. I want accountability and answers for how our funds are budgeted and expended in each department. I feel like the citizens of Granby need to be aware of the spending habits of the departments, as well as the revenue that we receive. All of this is not to point fingers, but to improve our town.

The water system is one large area that I would like to see substantial improvements as quickly as possible. It is not going to get any cheaper the longer we wait and we have wasted a lot of time and money with no real solutions to date.

Sounds good so far. But now cum-cum, cum-cums the “Oh Shit Moment” . . .

I would also like our town to look appealing to outsiders who are looking for a new place to call home. We have housing issues that need to be addressed, starting with the homes that have been abandoned and left to deteriorate. Those property owners need to be held accountable and the structures should be brought up to a standard that a family could live in, or torn down to make way for future builds. We need to be able to take pride in our town !


The above idiot notion is common to those seeking power over others. This woman thinks that just because she gets [s]elected that she gets to “own” private property within the municipality and turn it into her own private Home Owners Association in which she gets to keep the poor and weaker than he “accountable.” She wants to tear down private property if it isn’t up to her own “standards” and thus is a fascist or communist in ideation. The best way to deal with such idiot notions is to destroy the power base, in this case to dis-incorporate Granby.

I got on to her over this matter during the second of Mayor Crooked Ira’s Town Hall Beg-a-thon. So since she is slightly more rational than Pfat Jackass Kelly I’ll not make a big deal about either voting for her or not, but this woman might well be problemic if she wins, which she probably will.

Let’s also understand something. Granby is dying. There is no point to building anything new in Granby because those in power want to steal it or tell you how to live because Granby Inbreds in Power have no respect for private property, indeed think that it is theys’ property if [s]elected.

— Pastor Martin Lindstedt CJCC/AN


I am excited that Grow Granby has jumped in to improve commercial growth in our town. This should be coming from our council and not from a small group of people who see the potential for Granby. Many of these committee members do not even live in our town and still want to see our town be prosperous and profitable! I will work alongside this committee to help bring businesses and increased revenue to our town.

These types of improvements will bring growth to our town. So, my hope would be by voting for me, we can work to Rebuild and Restore Granby!

I know what we got in Pfat Jackass Kelly . . . I might be inclined to taking Granby’s Chances on a Change with Doreen Clause

First of all I am not going to endorse Doreen Clouse because the last thing she needs is my endorsement.

However she did ask me my opinion of what Granby needs at the 8th March 2022 Granby City Council Meating, and i made it quite clear that Granby in my opinion needs to:

1.) Undo the disasterous past seven years of T-Rampage Gamble and Crooked Ira [mal]administrations,

2.) Sell off the water & sewer systems to Missouri American Water like Purcell had to do, and have them put in a surface water system and small fishing lake and reservoir once they restore pressure fix the leaks and treat the water.

3.) Sell the gas to a gas supply company and stop harassment for those who wish to use propane.

  1. Shut down the Granby Piglice State and the cash register municipal kort, send it back to Newton County and have a Satellite Sheriff’s Department for the patrol of Eastern Newton County as opposed to out of Neosho. Re-Establish an elected marshall & night watchman through city property taxes to call into the Sheriff’s department.
  2. Re-establish an elected city collector as opposed to appointed hireling so as to restore fiscal sanity to the City Council and Mayor.
  3. Back to the future as in 1987 before Barry Flint shut down Granby growth by disallowing working whites starting out and the elderly to put single-wides on their own property. Granby is dying because certain insiders want to get rich off of others and thus the 2020 Census has Granby at 2050 from 2,134 a 4% loss.
  4. For years only myself and Jamie Arnall wanted to keep Granby Heritage Buildings intact. Pfat Jackass Kelly actually wanted to destroy Jamie Arnall’s old hardware building and pressured the Scholes to destroy at their own expense their three-story building. Now because Barry Flint and certain outsiders want to get richer at Granby expense they have the notion of using Senile Joe Biden’s “infrastructure bill” for their own “Flintville Greater-Granby Build Back Barry Better Boutique Bizness Bureau” [F-GG BBBBBBB]. Why after doing his best to destroy every single Granby Heritage Building except for the old church with asbestos owned by Mexicans, the FGG BBBBBBB is fawning over Pfat Jackass Kelly buying a few raffle tickets.
    Setting aside an old unused Boy Scout building for use as a “boutique thrift store” is one thing and no great deal one way or another. It is quite another setting aside 20% of Senile Joe’s windfall as a slush fund for the she-mayoress who couldn’t run a feed store even with the help of her lustfool meercat and for Barry Flint’s boutique business cathouses atop Crooked Ira’s Toxic Waste Dump as opposed to making the necessary sewer infrastructure switch of $150,000 from the ultraviolent treatment which wasn’t all that good back in 1988 to the standard airation process now. The $3.2 million Allieger-Martin stormwater sewer scam needs to be repudiated and the remaining $600,000 debt paid off by sale to a water company.
  5. I’d fire the she-mayoress Lawna Price. the Public Shirks Directard Jim Channel and Chief of Piglice Jacob Kelly. They do nothing good and much harmfull to Granby.
  6. There should be no zoning which 95% of Granby doesn’t want because the crooked Granby City Council can’t be trusted to apply evenly and fairly.
  7. And I sure will vote against the 2.625 % additional [ab]use tax on Internet purchases especially since you can’t buy chinese crap in Granby.
    Now what Doreen Clouse supports is unknown to myself. But what Mayor Crooked Evil Awful ass-Clown Ira Hawkins and his South Ward Council-Criminal Pfat Jackass Kelly is FOR I am 100% AGAINST.
    I’ve pretty much given up on Granby. I have profited and will profit from Granby’s decline because where else can you buy a hovel so cheaply? Granby is the dumping ground for crackheads and chomos and sundry offal of Southwestern Missouri. As I said more than a decade ago when asked by Chadifer Sexton-Meercat #3 Heyworth(less) of the Newton county Fake-Douche what is one good thing that the Granby Shitty Council has done for Granby I said that all I could figure out is that they have made Granby into such a shithole that the negroes and Mexicans don’t want to live in Granby.

But when I ran two years ago I said that I’d try to set aside my more overt racism in favor of fixing Granby infrastructure so as to give the natives first crack at the improvement. Since these Granby thieves have negated any illusion that representational government is possible, much less a good thing, I have given up on Granby and seek to withdraw my own and Church properties from outside Granby. Indeed on Oct. 15, 2019 I was considering shooting a number of Granby City Council-Criminals and Employees who were bulldozing me and Roxie’s properties and that of my niece and nephews working with Bryan Reo. I’ve said as much in court paperwork. Since then the ZOGvirus made in a ZOG biowar lab has gotten out and killed a lot of ZOGlings and the Mark of the Beast clot-shot fake vaccines are going to kill millions more, especially JoAnn Lamp and Joyce Mann. More than likely the jewkrainian ZOGs-War wll enable my bunch to chernobyl the North Perry Nuclear Power Plant in Northeastern Ohio and flush the Pierre/Ft.Pierre toilets in South Dakota as well as destroy the entire system due to the collapse of the ZOGbuk and supply chain issues. By the way Crooked Ira and the rest of the Granby City Council sold this bogus $4000 judgment to Bryan Reo for $1000 on Oct. 14, 2019 because I dared to make a Sunshine Law lawsuit against Granby and its council-criminals.

So knowing what Granby gots I more than likely will take a chance on what I might get as an improvement of some sort. However, I really think Granby is too far gone.

Don’t Vote 4 Pfat Jackass Kelly 4 Granby South Ward Council-Criminal

. . . Not even if you are the stupidest & most degenerate Granby inbred crackhead, chomo, or sundry stupid thieving retard.

First of all, let’s see what Pfat Jackass Kelly — who happens to hold my own duly [s]elected seat by 20% of the more alert Granby inbreds from the 2020 ZOG-virus [s]election. Pfat Jackass Kelly — so named because according to its own testilying the wrong Kelly-ass was r.u.n.n.t.-o.v.e.r. in daze gone by — wants Granby Inbreds to vote him in for another term along with Gomer-Goober Carrell, a regrettably healthy-looking Crooked Ira council-criminal appointed by Mayer Crooked Evil Awful ass-Clown Ira Hawkins to take over the kleptocratic job done by JoAnn Lamp until she went to Hell, directly to Hell, Do not pass more gas, Do not collect Allieger-Martin or Barry Flint or coontractor kickback ZOGbux thanks to the ZOGvirus/FrankenFauci Flu.

In short Granby Inbreds, Pfat Jackass Kelly wants you to punch his ticket so he can do more of the same shit which has resulted in Granby shitheads drinking more sulphur & sewage at lower pressure given that none of them want to make Jim Channel work or do anything other than watch Internuts porn, run his Facebook Group, log off the Granby public domain and reduce your population. That and he wants you Granby Tards to voting to tax jewrselfs by an additional 2.625 percent on your Internuts purchases to fill up the slush fund now that the TIF is over, In short, he wants Granby Inbreds to fuck theysselfs some more as if they haven’t done it to theysselfs enough during the Reigns of t’Error of T-Rampage Gamble and Crooked Ira.

To wit, Granby witlings:

Pfat Jackass Kelly wants you Granby Inbred-Tards to Voat 4 moar of the Same

My Work has taken me to Lots of Places, No matter where I went or where Iv ever been, I was just a HillBilly Guy from a rock pile called Granby, full of Hard working, Honest, Down to Earth People that can be Proud of the Blood in their vanes, made Tough by the Lead & Zink of our Families & Friends.

As I myself, as an onlooker born and bred in Central south Dakota, I am still after living down here amongst the anglo-mestizo inbreds since July 1965, am an outsider, unlike Roxie Lamp of the Lamps who moved to Granby from Monett in 1969. If you are appalled by most of the Granby inbreds and know you could do better by definition you are an outsider.

However, a week ago after talking to one of the better denizens from one of the good founding families about her stray dog shot by another denizen’s psycho sprog, an outsider from Alaska who made the mistake of building a new $100,000 home in Granby and is looking to sell out and return to Alaska was bemoaning that Granby turned out to be such a shithole. And I pointed out that nowhere else but in Granby could I have bought hovels so cheap because these old tough Granby people died and their children sure didn’t want to live in Granby. I bought my first hovel in Granby back in 1987 for me and Roxie and my step-daughter Fatass with nearly a half-acre for $3000, which was a pretty good deal and then the rest of these shitholes in the Cobb Hill / Rabbit Track Loop from the heirs real cheap.

For outsiders seeking “survival acres” cheap like Box-Wine Wedgie Tard, housekeeper from Illinois or others wanting to buy a shithole in Granby and then fix it up to where it becum-cums even a North Neosho a.k.a. “niggertown/beanertown” then you are living with the fact that like Africa, Granby ALWAYS Wins. The inbred whigger & anglo-mestizo trash will always bring you down. There is a reason that while Carl Junction and Webb City pulled itself up by its own bootstraps and now have Schubert-Mitchell McMansions Granby never will. That reason is that ever since Granby was founded, those who lived off those who took something out of the Granby Hills when they got rich moved to Joplin back in the day. In my time those who were ambitious moved to Dallas and Kansas City. Now that those places becum shitholes, the place for those who are ambitious is Springfield.

But there are some remnants of better native Granby people. and they know that the biggest impediment is the thieving and corrupt Granby City Council, especially the past 30 years and getting totally out of cuntrol during the psychotic [mal]administrations of T-Rampage Gamble and Crooked Evil Ira Hawkins. But the decent 20% is outvoted by the majority 80%. Whenever someone intelligent gets in they have to deal with the realities of the foolish inbreds listening to the promises of liars and thieves promising that they can lift Granby up by its own bootstraps, then proceeding to steal the bootstraps.

I Firley Believe Granby Missouri has the Best in department heads. They work hard every day for a Better Granby. From our Police, Fire, Sewer, & Water They All Strive for the Best for Granby There are always issues that come up but as a City we work through them & make things Better for All. I am asking for your vote for South Ward Alterman for another year. If an issue comes up that I agree with I will vote so, If I do not agree I will say so. It is my Hope to stay & assist our Mayor in his vision to make a even Better Granby

Pfat Jackass Kelly is such a moral and mental imbecile. That and a “Good Ol’ Boy” from the Axis-Nutwerk of Awful Evil Thieving Shitheads.

The Fire Department worked all right back when Kevin Johnson ran it. Then when T-Rampage Gamble run him out along with Lawna Price getting rid of the elected City Collector and firing the old City Clerk there was no stopping the rest of the decay. The Granby Piglice are an enforcement arm to arrest dissent from myself and others while running a cash register kangaroo kort to oppress the poor and enforce selectively the Granby municipal ordinances.

The Granby sewer and water system is a real disaster. Having a fool and wastrel like Jim Channel refusing to fix the water and sewer leaks means that Granby people are drinking sewage and sulphur water from a shot system with low water pressure. Ever since 2013 the City of Granby only meters slightly over a third of what it pumps out of the ground. The rest leaks back into the ground where it eventually hits the aquifer. No one in their right mind drinks the Granby water unfiltered.

But it has been a choice for things to get this way. Rather than hire someone who fixes it up as it goes, the choice of T-Rampage Gamble and Crooked Ira Hawkins has been to take advantage of the fact that Granby is “economically stressed” and then try to get “free money” from the state and federal governments which they can use to get kickbacks from contractors like Allieger-Martin and then leave Granby people with the debt for the next half-century. However the state and federal governments are strapped for the very money they inflate to worthlessness and soon things will collapse.

Pfat Jackass Kelly is the very last person — after Crooked Ira, Baal Shittrell and Gomer-Goober Carrell — who can be trusted to make things better for all. Not when he has coonsistently voted to let Jim Channel slough off fixing the Granby infrastructure so that he could have more time on Facebook and Internuts porn. Not when he recently voted to give Barry Flint up to 20% of Senile Joe’s Build Back Better Infrastructure ZOGbux to the Flintville Greater-Granby Build Back [Barry] Better Boutique Bizness Bureau [F-GG BBBBBBB].

At least have enough sense to vote for Doreen Clouse who promises to “Rebuild/Restore” Granby whether she does that or not. We know what we got. Let’s see what we can get.

Bye-bye, Pfat Jackass Kelly.

Hail Victory !!!

Pastor Martin Lindstedt

[S]Elected South Ward City Councilman 2020-22

Agenda 8 March 2022 Granby City Meeting


Proposed Agenda, March 8, 2022at 6:00 p.m.

Posted March 4, 2022

Council Meeting will be held at Granby City Hall

302 North Main Street

Opening PrayerPledge of Allegiance 6:00 p.m.

Meeting called to order and roll call

:1) Approval of Agenda as presented

2) Approval of Minutes February 8 , 2022

Guests:1) Connie Benner-Ruth : Request for business license

2) Tracey Tanner: Request for business license

3) John Newby: Trully Local consultant re marketing

4) Danny Robinson: request for service

5) Brennan Robsinon: request for service

New Business:

1) Bills to Pay, Balances on hand

2) Department Head Reports

3) Application for construction permit for WWTP – Gene Spears

4) Discussion re: Memorial Bench at ballpark5) Zoning & Building Codes


7) Discussion re: use tax

8) Added Closed Session

Granby People Ain’t Smart but they sure have to be Tough:

Answering a Dollar General Cash Register Survey from the Granby Store . . .


Hey, I might even win this Granby roulette

This is the Dollar General Store in Granby Mo. I go there at least once a week to pick up a coupon of $5 off $25 purchase.

The manager of the Granby store is an honest woman from a good family. A month ago some woman who manages the tire store had her psycho kid gun down her dog and had a bunch of liars claim “self-defense” for shooting the dog in her own yard and then had the Granby Police claim it was “self defense” about it as well.

So the woman with the psycho kid with the gun who likes to shoot dogs has gotten her kids and friends to buy something from the Granby store and then they all negrep on the sales receipt the Granby store and the good woman who manages it.

So I went in and bought some self-sealing envelopes for mailing on March 2d and asked her how she was doing “post-Rambo”. Rambo was her dog, a big stray she took in and now dead because of the psycho kid with a pistol. The store manager told me what was going on and I said that I’d high-rep her and the store although I usually cash it in at the Neosho store just outside the city limits without city sales tax. I try not to buy stuff in Granby because the City Council-criminals are crooked and run a police state.

Granby people ain’t smart but they sure are tough.

RIP Rambo. You gots gunned down in Granby but such is life & death in Granby.